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Well, chill with purpose.

Admin LQ, probably

#active recovery is not recovery if they're going at a 24 and almost crashing into each other #admin mm #shit the queen says

Wait, no, come back! I wasn't flexing!

yoga enthusiast, if anyone touches her stomach when she’s not flexing

#admin cmj #calm your frat boy butt down #shit heard at the boathouse

EJ: Where are my pens?

EJ: I'll give each of you one point for each pen you bring me

tall and sassy: *hands a box of pens to him*

EJ: no

EJ: these are the wrong pens

#judge jafar #admin ?#alright then

tfw your 750′s are 100 meters short of the guys’ 1ks

- Admin CMJ

#admin cmj #👀 👀 👀#I know you're trying to push them but.....this is too much #about the queen

the moodmaker: so where do you want us?

LQ: Yes!

#shit heard on the water #shit the queen says #admin ej #again with the nonsensical answers u doing ok?

MM: let's look on the bright side

MM: ...

MM: you're all... awesome?

#admin lq #shit heard on the water #aladdin tbh

Millions of children around the world row year-round.

For just $3 a day you can save them from this hell.

#F R E E T H E M

yeah so someone GANKED my pump...

Admin EJ

#shit heard on the water #this is how the kids talk right???#right???#judge jafar #admin ej

the team: *washing boats in an environmentally critical area*

the moodmaker: ...is this soap environmentally friendly?

lq: yeah, yeah!

cmj, at the same time: lmao no

#shit heard at the boathouse #admin mm #ok but do you really think we have the money for that

literally anyone ever: yeah so then he was like-

MM: *dropping down from the ceiling* are you talking about ME?

#admin lq #calm down they don't love you that much #aladdin tbh

I know the bus just got here but guess what that's your fault physics don't apply BURPEES FOREVER

Admin LQ

#shit the queen says #shit heard at the boathouse #admin lq #seems like the only way to motivate them to hustle is through PAIN

LQ: *makes fun of a rower who has bad eyesight and has to wear glasses*

also LQ: *has bad eyesight and has to wear glasses*

#admin ej #hypocrite much?#about the queen

Anyone found guilty of taking this too seriously will have to sing the Song of Shame

Admin EJ, on competitive four-square

#judge jafar #shit heard at the boathouse #these kids......no chill

yoga enthusiast: *says something sarcastic and possibly offensive*

LQ: *gives her a reproving look but is very clearly trying to hold back laughter*

the moodmaker: *breathes*

LQ: you neED TO PAY ATTENTION!!

#admin cmj #let her live #about the queen

Child: so are we outside today or

MM: I don't know, are we?

Child: No but i need to know how to dress, like do i dress for rowing...?

MM: You're at crew. We'll be rowing.

Child: But like outside? or...not?

MM: well, we're inside now.

Child: okay yeah but are we going to be rowing the rest of the day?

MM: No, we have to go home at some point.

Child: OH MY GOD ARE WE GOING OUTSIDE

MM: Oh yeah i don't actually know

- Admin ?

#admin ?#shit heard at the boathouse #aladdin tbh #believe it or not thats not helpful

LQ: *eating yogurt with a fork* IM COMFORTABLE WITH BEING UNCOMFORTABLE

- Admin MM

#shit the queen says #admin mm #i dont think that's considered 'setting a good example'#but ok

LQ: *uses two halves of a broken clam to make sad faces on the board as a way of signifying her disappointment*

- Admin EJ

#about the queen #admin ej #seriously i was wondering what they were

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