Just one more cookie/ drop the chocolate

I dare say 'former binge-eater'. My fitness journey, all the healthy shit and some things I find funny.

[cupcakelogic]

a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

[goldstreamers]

Who needs Halloween makeup when you already have the dark eye circles and the half dead look

[wnq-movies]

Have some fire. Be unstoppable. Be a force of nature. Be better than anyone here, and don’t give a damn what anyone thinks.

Christina Yang, Grey’s Anatomy (via wordsnquotes)

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning

[traitor]

sometimes i get this urge to just get up and go. delete all my social media have no trace of my old life and just restart. i really think that would be good for me sometimes

[hplyrikz]

I remember crying over you and I don’t mean a couple of tears and I’m blue. I’m talking about collapsing and screaming at the moon.

The Avett Brothers, Tear Down the House (via hplyrikz)

[medievalthymes]

if i don’t end up running down a palace hallway in a flowing couture dress at least once in my life then whats the point

[girlgrandpa]

“men dont like that. its such a turn off” good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise

[good-gay-mate]

If you’re the type of person to want to go some where just to see the sunrise/sunset or you want to stay in the car a little longer just to finish listening to that one song then we’d get along very well

[kimreesesdaughter]

I love seeing people heal on here. I saw you talking about suicide in June and now you can’t stop smiling. I saw you swear off relationships in March and now you’re planning a wedding. Man, the storm don’t last forever. I’m proud of y'all.

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[feralwomanscreaming]

LOVE THIS

[satyinepu]

YAS, dogs are the best security system

[thetrippytrip]

Too real.

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

that’s just what men are like

[gold-kushkloudz]

[dopelessromantique]

Literally

[leaflicker]

I Died In 2010 and Was Replaced By Someone With Absolutely No Motivation and Complete Emotional Unavailability, a conspiracy thread

[just-shower-thoughts]

Watching someone switch from laughter to crying is sad. Watching someone switch from crying to laughter is terrifying.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Henlo fren. (via spookygothgrama)