"mounds bars are the lesbians of candy"

Jade (she/her) 21•Eclectic Christian Witch•Bi•Artist Fredericton, NB Canada

[witch-at-the-edge-of-the-wood]

Make them pay you what they would pay a white man.

Iconic....Evelyn Hugo

[rozereads]

“I was gorgeous, even at fourteen. Oh, I know the whole world prefers a woman who doesn’t know her own power. But I’m sick of that.”

PREACH QUEEN

[sosuperawesome]

Embroidered Purses and Collars

Pumpkin Patch Goods on Etsy

[dyrdymalki]

tea kettle... simple everyday object... shaped like other simple everyday objects.... beautiful.. poetic even... this are the little things that life's all about

[betts-cooper]

I'M SORRY DID THEY JUST KILL TONI TOO?? THAT WAS UNNECESSARY

[abba-enthusiast]

Riverdale, my beloved normal teen drama <3

[bettyjugheads]

I’m sorry for everything you went through, but you could show us mercy. You could spare my son.

[bugheadcuddles]

we are living off crumbs so i really need to emphasize this:

there’s just something about the intimacy of reading one’s first draft you know?

the raw, inconsistent, potentially full of mistakes material and he used to share it with her i’m……..

also the fact that the broken typewriter made him upset because it was a gift from betty (not because he needs it to well… write)

[dc-comic-girl-deactivated202302]

I bet season 6 Archie Andrews wishes he could go back to season 1 Archie Andrews and tell him to spend less time worrying about whether he should pursue guitar or football and spend more time studying the laws that govern township incorporation and also the occult.

[heytherejulietx]

riverdale au where fred and mary never decide to have a kid and it literally makes the town so much better

[izubunn-deactivated20241127]

Archie: My somewhat girlfriend lead me to my doom by sacrificing me in a maple syrup ritual where she stood by while my kind of friend that I saved from drowning carved my heart out

Castiel, in hell for fruity crimes: That's rough, buddy

[carlyconverse]

[of-monsters-and-werewolves]

Ah, I see it is once again time for me to snoop around the Riverdale tag to piece together the most bizarre goings on, as a historian might puzzle over events from a myriad of newspaper clippings, diary entries and buried pottery.

[youre-only-gay-once]

I forgot how funny the season 1 riverdale dialogue is

[bettycooper]

#Jughead thinks B*rchie is dumb in every universe

#SAME THOUGH

[tallahasseemp3]

“what the hell is going on in riverdale lol” you don’t get to know. either you accept archie into your heart and watch the whole thing or you don’t get to reap the benefits of the insane shit cheryl is pulling every week. “but what about the epic high and lows of high school football” not even in the top 20 most insane things that have happened on that show. you know nothing

[doctorcurdlejr]

at a point where if somebody starts complaining about riverdale being bad bc its "too all over the place" and "makes no sense" im going to tell them theyre just not smart enough to get it.

literally what is confusing about cheryl learning that her ancestor was burned at the stake by the ancestors of her aquintances who didn't immediately apologize because they were trying to reincorporate the town at that exact moment, so she starts getting crazy into witchcraft because her ancestor was likely a witch, so she takes revenge against Archie SPECIFICALLY by cursing everybody in town so they will inevitably need her help uncursing themselves and accept her conditions for help unbeknownst to the fact that she cursed them in the first place, and then at a fall festival cheryl is hosting she gives archie a pie filled with the sins of the town which he eats before having sex with betty who is then immediately confident that they have concieved a child even though she had just recently recieved the news that she's infertile, and it turns out that the condition Cheryl had everybody accept for her help was that they would bear witness to Cheryl cutting out Archie's heart to magically heal the towns people. Also part of this happened in an alternant reality of Riverdale called Rivervale where everything is the same except that archie and betty presumably didn't die from a bomb Hiram placed in Archie's house because his fate in this reality was to get the judas kiss in the form of his best friend jughead telling him i love you during a pancake eating contest knowing that the town is going to sacrifice archie later that night. nothing about this is hard to understand