Icarus (the shitblog)

#the final beatdown: the reckoning 2: 2 fast 2 furious (the wrath of god part 1)

[dogpuppy]

[doubleca5t]

[planesandgoggles]

White Collar, 1x10, “Vital Signs” (2010)

[kimkhimhant]

I'm normal about neal caffrey

[wowthatsextra]

diana berrigan is so unbelievably cool. we find out that she's a lesbian through a hat metaphor within 30 seconds of meeting her. then we see her going undercover as an escort no questions asked. she's committed to the bit but not that committed, yes she is going to seduce men and take them up to her room but only to hold them at gunpoint and threaten to arrest them for solicitation. when all of that is over she's gonna send ugly moustache photos of her boss around the office for making her flirt with a man on the job. 11/10 character

[myfairkatiecat]

I believe there are two morals to white collar. 1) if you’re too good of a liar no one will trust you, and 2) if you never trust someone they’ll have no reason to be truthful.

[matt-murdockk]

free my boy he for sure did everything but he was just feeling silly

[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

best thing about white collar is that peter and neal were always just Like That. we don't even start the show with them being normal with each other. we're twenty minutes in and The Con Man and The Professional Cop Guy are talking about what to do for peter's anniversary. what even is this show

[july-19th-club]

one thing about Neal is he beats the "protagonist being the only person who talks" allegations by having a good reason to constantly be talking which is he sticks his hand up in meetings and literally wiggles with impatience until called on . everybody else would love to say something but unfortunately Peter has to first get the opinion of his special fucking guy or his guy will start ripping the erasers off of pencils and eating them

[mycatwalkspassme]

Miss it every time Neal turns completely jealous possessive bitching about Peter daring to lay eyes on any other criminal and daring to think they have anything to be smarter than the one he caught

[bauxitt]

i'm watching white collar for the first time and watching this puppy dog conman excitedly telling peter something he found out illegally and camera pans to peter's disapproving face gets me every time

[just-your-average-tangerine]

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[treasuredplanet]

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

[relelvance]

[poetrylesbian]

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

[whalepunk]

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

[s-leary]

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”