just piccolo things

it’s ya boi the loud and screechy one my name is ash i play flute and piccolo in concert band i’m the loudest, and therefore the alpha of the band sideblog, my main is @satansmomhasgotitgoinon you could follow it but i make no promises about the quality of its content

[just-piccolo-things]

today my band director referred to the piccolo as the “satan stick” and honestly he’s not wrong

[bangdoot]

once in band I forgot the sheet music was double sided so I ended up going onto the next page while everyone else was on the back side of the first page and I finished like 20 bars early.

none of us realised because it was jazz

[yardsards]

pros of jazz: harder to realize when you’ve fucked up

cons of jazz: harder to realize when you’ve fucked up

[local-gay]

Instruments renamed

[sarcasm-and-band]

Piccolo: scream maker

Flute: tooty toot

Oboe: quack machine

English horn: goose simulator

Clarinet: blue

Bassoon: rolling marbles

Saxophone: sexy quacking

French horn: star wars?

Trumpet: blemp

Trombone: fart machine

Tuba: big fart machine

Violin: crying children

Viola: firewood

Cello: delta faucet commercial music

Bass: bwah

[official-contrabassoon]

If you don’t play bassoon reblog this because it applies to you too

[official-contrabassoon]

THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE REBLOGGING SAYING THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS MAKES ME HAPPY. NON MUSICIANS SPREAD THIS SHIT. DON’T KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS? GOOD!

[drumline-jesus]

*Angry duck noises.*

[saxophonejesus]

every time i see this post it has twice as many notes

[just-piccolo-things]

i’ve never even touched a reed but fuck if the bar is set at trump as a politician then i feel good about my skills

[sarcasm-and-band]

Aren’t we always?

[justmusicianquotes]

Piccolo musicis literally the worst ☹️

[classical-crap]

piccolo be like

[thescientificviolist]

Piccolos ugh

[flute-by-the-foot-blog]

A very bad idea

Piccolos but higher

[the-flutey-tutey-dragon]

Principal Flutist, to other Flute 1: The seconds look like they’re ready to kill us.

Other Flute 1: We should make fun of them.

Principal Flutist: Or, we could just start a piccolo war and we’d win because none of them can play piccolo.

Both Flutists: *nodding in solemn agreement*

[bangdoot]

[you-had-me-at-c-sharp-major-jk]

I feel very, very sorry for all those poor, unsuspecting second violins who have to sit there and not cringe at the piccolo behind them like how do they do it

[bangdoot]

I made a scientific chart ranking instruments by annoyingness of timbre, with accompanying illustrations. Some of the factors I considered were squeakiness and pitch. Upon reflection, I should have moved the double bass to above the percussion, but I can’t be assed to now.

[clarinetandchill]

[secondclarinet]

instruments as the clarinets see them

Flute: how do they play that high, how do notes that high exist, are they okay Piccolo: are they playing too high to be heard by human ears? Saxophone: sexy, metallic, just a step down from clarinets Oboe: a troubled clarinet infused with the essence of a duck Bassoon: larger duck Trumpet: always after attention, probably thinks piano is just a thing that can accompany them Trombone: slidey trumpets who know what dynamics are Euphonium: small tuba Tuba: large euphonium, important for tuning Percussion: might not even be on the same plane of existence as everyone else

[theflutedoot-blog]

hmmm

[bass-clarinets-arent-real]

i have formed a meme stash and i have made at least five memes and im HAPPY about it

i dont like the font, but i can change that later,, 

anyways have one piccolo meme