The fool jingled miserably across the floor.

Hi I'm, a 19yr old girl at UNC chapel hill and I dont know what the fuck is going on. Anyway, this is a collection of what's happening in my college life; feel free to reblog!!!!

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I miss my friends :(

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Well F

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Y'all ever just have a close friend ghost you outta nowhere

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Like, bruh

We used to talk everyday wtf you good

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Nevermind, figured out what happened

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Friendly reminder that epstein didnt kill himself

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I am what the kids call,

Hot as fuck

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Everybody be like "2020 will be better gor me" like bitch in 2020 you're gonna stay the exact same if you don't start making actual changes and get your shit together

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Right now I'm sitting in my mom's car, eating pad Thai out of a to go box in a Kohl's parking lot while listening to fall out boy

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Right now I'm sitting in my mom's car, eating pad Thai out of a to go box in a Kohl's parking lot while listening to fall out boy

How the fuck did I get here

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I don't know what nosy ass Christian sorority girl needs to hear this but my relationship with God is NONE of your fucking business

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I never thought "at least the slaves had job security" was a sentence I would hear with my own ears, but here we are

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Well today has been wild

An old white lady told me I should be a model

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Happy national coming out day bitches

I'm fucking gay

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Smash ultimate really just gonna call me a fucking nerd right to my face huh

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Hmmm, can I hit ctrl + z on everything I've said and done the last two days

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Ace discourse on my dash in 2019

Thank you tumblr, very cool /s

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EXTREMELY IMPORTANT QUESTION

Is vampire fucking monsterfucking? I know that "technically" vampires are monsters but if a monster looks exactly like a pretty lady is it really monsterfucking?

Personally I am of the opinion that True Monster Fuckers (TM) are those who would fuck something that is physically monstrous, eg. Horns, scales, claws, whatever

And if someone is like "I am a monster fucker because i want to get railed by a pretty vampire lady" then smh that's not monsterfucking its just normal horny

Discuss.

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Vampires are just humans with sharp teeth. Unless it's giving you a blow job and sucking the cum straight out of your dick it's not monsterfucking.

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Okay but normal humans can do that too though

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Tfw you're sad :(

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Just remembered this is called Sadness

The more u know