Who even knows or cares

hrnnnnnn

[triangleguy]

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

[h2rtkos]

here is how i would defeat Mike Tyson

step 1: strip naked

step 2: while he's confused, go for his legs

step 3: ???

Step 5: i win because he now has to live with the mental scars of being forced to beat a nude gremlin to death

[tiny-opk]

I love tumblr mutuals who dont get lots of notes because it feels like their posts are for me "yeah but two people liked it so it couldnt be just you" yeah actually it was me and my second personality who runs tumblr porn bots

[where-is-the-sam-standee]

I think I found him (ignore the laptop fan in the background)

The Sam standee is in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream!

(by @ghost-in-the-corner)

Submit your own edits!

[ID: A miniaturized Sam standee is bouncing up and down next to a Mii sitting on the ground in front of a hedge. The Mii claps and says, "You're too much fun, Sam Reich."]

[preserving-tiktok]

[iveneverseenthesebowlsbefore]

Some more random spop doodles

[cakesexuality]

Huntara: "Wait, you know about She-Ra?!"

Adora:

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[abysswarlock]

[northisnotup]

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

(image source)

[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

alright this is a hold up. put the pussy in the scarmophogoghs and nobody gets hurt.

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[your-fave-hates-jk-rowling]

YOU hate JK Rowling!

[lochnutmonster]

[trans-ouroboros]

adora is everything.

she is the messiah and also killed the pope. she is a strategic and tactical mastermind and also cannot lie to save her life. she is in love with catra as naturally as she breathes and it also took her dying to realize shes gay. she sleeps with a knife under her pillow and also trusts everyone immediately. she is the inheritor of a thousand-year old ancient empire and is also just some guy.

she is a horsegirl. she creates an flowchart to navigate social interactions. she punches fascists. she is scared of ghosts. she pretended to have a degree in art history. she didn't know what an aunt is. she tries to martyr herself like fifteen times.

she is the character of characters.

[kaijuno]

[louisegluckpdf]

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[vexwerewolf]

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

[vexwerewolf]

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

[vexwerewolf]

Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice

[vexwerewolf]

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

[lesser-robot-cat]

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!