the jukebox

ted (he/him) | queer et al. | party of four | anything you want

[ted-undead]

Ellipsus makes it easy for anyone to write together.

^ my new story :) please be annoying about it

hi guys it’s the intro post that nobody asked for

everyone’s getting their own bio because just one made me anxious

ted

jukebox entry: first and last and always, sisters of mercy

everyone’s favorite transsexual goth. also the host. i think. writer, history and culture enthusiast. possessed by the spirit of grenada sherlock holmes. if you see a post on here, 99% chance it’s me. if it’s not, you’re legally owed reparations.

lincoln

jukebox entry: stay sick!, the cramps

everyone’s favorite desi cowboy. local scientist and researcher. smiles like a noir detective thinking about his dead wife. apathetic as fuck. every time he fronts half the body is hit with acute pain. just a part of his grizzled detective personality. don’t take him too seriously.

michael

jukebox entry: american idiot, green day

.zip file i downloaded by accident. aspiring linguist and fashionista. big puzzle guy. fight-or-flight reflexes of a mouse on adderall. aspires to learn one trick on a skateboard. on a mostly-externally-suggested quest for self-discovery. needs friends but has the emotional bandwidth of a pretzel. a soft pretzel, anyway.

[justcallmedom31]

[dossypet]

Me when I lie and actually DO draw the bfs- As always, click for better quality!!

[exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20]

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

[doughfox]

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

[musicprincess655]

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

[bismuthcladbattleship]

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

[mutttooth]

[masterattendanthuang]

lonnie i drew last night, all the tims i did in the ten minutes i had spare before i left for work

[starryizsleepy]

I really want to take a break from Tumblr but if I do I'm going to fling straight back into the chatbot addiction so I can't

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[your-fave-is-transmasc]

Daijin from Suzume (headcannon)

Daijin from Suzume is transmasc!

[renderofbears]

have you

have you

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have you

screwing loose the rusty cog

have you AGH no not not not this again

have you

have you

have you

have you -- re-re -tired that worn pile of ragsss

have you

have you

have you

[indeterminable screaming]

have you

Hey! Ca-c-c-c-c-c-c-a-a-aa---aaaahnn. You. H-h-help me with this?

have you

have you

hvae you opened your eyes

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opend tyour eyes this is imp-p-p-p-p-portant

No.

open y-your eyes. thi-i-is. Is important.

No.

open your ey-eyes,

No.

have you

no

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Why

My eyelids. They're nailed closed

have you-

[praise-to-phoibos]

May Apollo, bearer of the silver bow, strikes all the generative AI data centers with his arrows.

[ted-undead]

I love fic writers because they will think of AUs that would never in my life occur to me with the ease it does to them

truly the work of angels on this internet

[street-dog-bread]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[milliecoyote]

@funnier-as-a-system

[your-fave-is-transmasc]

Chicken Little is a trans boy

Chicken Little from Chicken Little is a trans boy!