humanity ad nauseum

ted (he/him) | queer et al. | party of four | dc, rdr, jjk, dispatch

[merletka]

Typing threats on his fatson phone 💅🏻

Ref under the cut

[the-muppet-joker]

Looksmaxxing until I turn into Him

[starmimic]

Hey, diddle diddle, I’m bad at riddles

[bronyya]

a high plains drifter drawing I made for @cateastwood :DD

I usually don't use colours but yeah I had a vision ok

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

[ted-undead]

big spoon, little spoon, or switch? (cuddling)

switch. but i resent the spoon i cant stay like that for more than three minutes i prefer the prone and supine starfish variation

[humanoidhistory]

John Berkey, 1978.

[maxmarvel123]

the literal X-MEN (May 5, 2026)

Fan artist by: Frederik Hornung

[priorwaltress]

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

[heartattackinblackdye]

i try to be a teenage dirtbag but socializing scares me and i don’t like getting in trouble and i give a lot of fucks

[countrygypsywt]

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[wormsdyke]

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[ddeck]

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

[ted-undead]

local scaredy-cat watches horror movie completely voluntarily

[1000-life-hacks]