JSR^2

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night

In more than one way if you haunt the place!

If Mystique joined Onlyfans, she would soon be the only content creator left…

Genuinely thought this was from @weeaboobot before reading the username.

Also, probably not and this applies to really any non-restricted shapeshifter.

Because the moon reflects light from the sun, vampires wouldn’t be able to go outside at night either.

just-llawer-responses

If i drank 5 liters of water in a row I’d die too but hEy I can still drink water if I drink less!!

The poison is in the dosage BITCH

Would a vampire that refuses to go outside any time other than nighttime during a new moon be agoraphobic or an antivaxxer?

Maybe vampires themselves started the rumor that they don’t like garlic, to scare humans into consuming more garlic…thus making unwitting humans taste better.

Does this mean if I eat enough garlic bread I’ll become a vampire magnet?

planetearthe

IMPERSONATE ME IN MY INBOX I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GUYS RETAIN FROM ALL MY SHITTY POSTS

If you study history far back enough it becomes biology, then geography and lastly physics

This is paleontology erasure, an offense I very much will take personally.

A Sith Lord could probably force choke themselves while jacking off, but they might require a mirror to do so.

It’s probably safer than doing so with a belt or such since the Force will stop once you pass out (I think), but also why are you thinking about this go to horny jail.

#nsft

coven-discord-antics

Is this account dead?

In short? Yeah, it is. I’ve left the shower thoughts server and deleted the link due to some gripes with the owner, and this account won’t be posting screenshots anymore. I’m keeping asks open in case anybody wants to ask me things, but otherwise this account is archived.

You may find me on my main at @strange-minded, and my shower responses account that I still occasionally post to at @just-shower-responses-squared.

Goodbye.

shittykankridaily

Welcome to shittykankridaily! This was inspired by @shittycronusdaily, and this blog is run by @snowwy-sprites/@strange-minded.

The askbox is open with anon on, go wild!

#send me requests #:gun:

The last human alive would have to update the Wikipedia page for Homo sapiens as “Extinct” before they die.

Okay this scenario assumes a few things, I’m just gonna go through the ones I can think of now.

Wikipedia’s servers would still be up and running during an apocalypse scenario.

Even if it’s not an apocalypse scenario and Homo sapiens was simply evolved out, that would mean our successors were incapable of or unwilling to update our Wikipedia page and would have no equivalent of their own.

The last member of H. sapiens would both be willing/able to update our Wikipedia page and capable of doing so in every language it’s translated to.

That is to say, this scenario is extremely unlikely. Get out of the shower. (Or maybe stay in and think about this a little more.)

An Executioner sharpening his axe shouldn’t be menacing, he’s trying to make your death go as smooth as possible

But... You’re still gonna die

best-shower-thoughts

With how often paperwork is misplaced, forms are filled out wrong and incompetent employees, its really likely someones child actually was accidentally switched at birth (source)

#it was on an episode of this american life I think #if anyone knows which episode please say I’ll reblog you

This actually did happen once.

Probably more than that, but one time I’ve heard of.

Suddenly that microsoft AI turning into a nazi within 16 hours of joining the internet kinda makes sense

Just now?

Exercise is more of a mental challenge than a physical one

My lungs would like to say otherwise

marley-vaa

Then get better lungs dumbass.

I’m American

Exercise is more of a mental challenge than a physical one

#whenever I run for more than a few minutes I get a pain under my right ribcage #which is probably why I don’t run for long unless I have to

My lungs would like to say otherwise

Not Safe For Work tag doesn’t apply to you if you work in the porn industry.