(And A Not-Shitty Kankri On Occasion)

Broadcasting from the dream bubbles. (Askbox open!)

[shittykankridaily]

This is shittykankridaily, where I post low-effort drawings of Kankri Vantas daily. Sometimes it may not be shitty. Or Kankri.

Asks are encouraged, I’ll try to respond to all of them with art.

If you’d like to read this in order, I’m mirroring it to MSPFA. You can submit suggestions there as well.

You can find me at @snowwy-sprites (art blog) or @stellara-ferrium (reblogs)

[shittykankridaily]

(^◕.◕^) HEY, ISN'T THIS THE CATUE FUROM THE FURONT OF THE PAWACE?

IT'S PROBABLY A REPLICA BUT IT'S A GOOD ONE

...

(^=.=^) ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON HER RADIANCE ALL MIXED UP MEOW THAT WE'VE MET HER AS A KIT?

NOT REALLY

WE'RE DEAD, SHE'S NOT RELEVANT ANYMORE

=(ノへ￣、)= …I KNOW

Non-quirk text:

Meulin: Hey, isn't this the statue from the front of the palace?

Kurloz: It's probably a replica but it's a good one.

Meulin: ...

Meulin: Are your thoughts on Her Radiance all mixed up now that we've met her as a kid?

Kurloz: Not really.

Kurloz: We're dead, she's not relevant anymore.

Meulin: ...I know

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S9mething seems 9ut 9f the 9rdinary.

Where's Damara?

I saw her head out for a smoke 8r8k.

And h9w l9ng has it 6een since then?

…A8out half an hour.

Aranea we've 6een here f9r f9rty-five minutes.

Non-quirk text:

Kankri: Something seems out of the ordinary.

Kankri: Where's Damara?

Aranea: I saw her head out for a smoke break.

Kankri: And how long has it been since then?

Aranea: ...About half an hour.

Kankri: Aranea we've been here for forty-five minutes.

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[Image ID: An image of a creature that's glowing bright green and has black dots for eyes. It is standing on a person's fingertip and is comparatively small. The caption reads "Hi I'm radioactive and soon you too" /end ID]

Augh!

Why is this 9ut in the 9pen!? It's a safety hazard!

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D0357 F33L R4D104C71V3 2 M3

D9esn't "feel" radi9active? Are we supp9sed t9 stake 9ur health 9n y9ur hunch?

W3R3 D34D 1D107

4LZ0 175 4 P510N2C 7H1NG Y0U W0ULDN7 G37 17

Ahem. It's 9ffensive 9f y9u t9 assume that I-

I can confirm that it's not r8dioactive enough to affect my camera.

Non-quirk text:

Kankri: Augh!

Kankri: Why is this out in the open!? It's a safety hazard!

Mituna: I don't think it's actually radioactive I think it's just made to look radioactive

Mituna: Doesn't feel radioactive to me

Kankri: Doesn't "feel" radioactive? Are we supposed to stake our health on your hunch?

Mituna: We're dead idiot

Mituna: Also it's a psionic thing you wouldn't get it

Kankri: Ahem. It's offensive of you to assume that I-

Aranea: I can confirm that it's not radioactive enough to affect my camera.

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oh vwowv look at this. this artist understands beauty.

Non-quirk text:

Cronus: Oh wow look at this. This artist understands beauty.

[shittykankridaily]

This is a 6ad idea.

whale i think you look amazing

That d9es n9t s9und like a c9mpliment.

Non-quirk text:

Kankri: This is a bad idea.

Meenah: Well I think you look amazing

Kankri: That does not sound like a compliment.

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oh this turned out perfish

porrim youre up nets

Me?

yes you space player

Well who+ am I to+ say no+ to+ that.

Kankri, ho+w abo+ut yo+u take a picture after me?

I still d9n't think this is a g99d idea. An empl9yee c9uld c9me ar9und at any time and see us.

you need to loosen up a little 38/

Non-quirk text:

Meenah: Oh this turned out perfect

Meenah: Porrim you're up next

Porrim: Me?

Meenah: Yes you, Space player

Porrim: Well who am I to say no to that.

Porrim: Kankri, how about you take a picture after me?

Kankri: I still don't think this is a good idea. An employee could come around at any time and see us.

Meenah: You need to loosen up a little (displeased face emoticon)

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hey check this ship out

this atom models held up by such thin strings i betta camera wont pick them up

take a piketure of me like im floating it with my hand 38D

I d9n't think y9u sh9uld d9 that. Museum displays are typically n9t all9wed t9 6e t9uched 6y visit9rs.

R-E-EFLAX my hands gonna be under it

Still, I-

Come on Kankri, it's harmless.

I agree with Meenah o+n this o+ne. I want that picture.

Non-quirk text:

Meenah: Hey check this shit out

Meenah: This atom model's held up by such thin strings I bet a camera won't pick them up

Meenah: Take a picture of me like I'm floating it with my hand (grinning face emoticon)

Kankri: I don't think you should do that. Museum displays are typically not allowed to be touched by visitors.

Meenah: Relax my hand's gonna be under it

Kankri: Still, I-

Aranea: Come on Kankri, it's harmless.

Porrim: I agree with Meenah on this one. I want that picture.

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hey is that a museam

It d9es appear t9 6e 9ne.

Should we go to it? I think we should go to it.

Non-quirk text:

Meenah: Hey is that a museum

Kankri: It does appear to be one.

Aranea: Should we go to it? I think we should go to it.

[shittykankridaily]

B33 < man im just saying

B33 < mewve lived however many eons in the dream bubbles with barely any change

B33 < and then suddenly you make this massive adjustment in your afterlife

Are y9u saying I can't make my 9wn decisi9ns?

B33 < not at all!

B33 < but you gotta consider how stuff affects mew

Why sh9uld I trust y9u?

B33 < um

B?? < what motivation would i have to hurt you

D9n't play dum6 with me. I kn9w wh9 y9u are. I kn9w y9u remem6er all 9f y9ur lives.

Y9u kn9w exactly what y9u did, Survivalist.

Non-quirk text:

Davepetasprite: Man I'm just saying

Davepetasprite: You've lived however many eons in the dream bubbles with barely any change

Davepetasprite: And then suddenly you make this massive adjustment in your afterlife

Kankri: Are you saying I can't make my own decisions?

Davepetasprite: Not at all!

Davepetasprite: But you gotta consider how stuff affects you

Kankri: Why should I trust you?

Davepetasprite: Um

Davepetasprite: What motivation would I have to hurt you

Kankri: Don't play dumb with me. I know who you are. I know you remember all of your lives.

Kankri: You know exactly what you did, Survivalist.

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Too much reading...

[shittykankridaily]

hey remember that time when ya didnt cut your hair for like six months

Yes, while we were languishing in 9ur unwinna6le sessi9n. I cut it after the disc9mf9rt exceeded my limits.

Non-quirk text:

Meenah: Hey remember that time when you didn't cut your hair for like six months

Kankri: Yes, while we were languishing in our unwinnable session. I cut it after the discomfort exceeded my limits.

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-- aspenClaw [AC] began trolling cherryGlow [CG] --

AC: Σ=OO

AC: Soldier purrbeasts handle!

AC: Are you mew to trollian? This is the furst time s33ing your name!

CG: Yes, I was 9nly just all9wed internet access.

CG: Are y9u stalking the Tr9llian user list f9r handles that may 6e valid S9ldier Purr6easts warri9r names? 6ecause I made this acc9unt a69ut an h9ur ag9.

AC: Caught red-pawed h33h33!

AC: Your lusus sounds really strict! Mine lets me do whatever I want as long as she can s33 me if she n33ds to rescue me from danger

AC: Though there's not many pawple around where we live so I gotta stalk the trollian mewsers and threads fur purrtential friends!

AC: So cherryglow howd you choose your name?

AC: And howd you get that quirk?

CG: Well, I supp9se I ch9se them 6ecause they felt right?

AC: H33h33 that's a good enough reason in my book! Aspen is for the same reason Σ=33

AC: And claw is my strife spawcibus!

CG: Y9ur lusus lets y9u have a strife speci6us?

Non-quirk text:

-- aspenClaw [AC] began trolling cherryGlow [CG] --

AC (Meulin): (shocked face with cat ears and two mouths emoticon)

AC (Meulin): Soldier Purrbeasts handle!

AC (Meulin): Are you new to Trollian? This is the first time seeing your name!

CG (Kankri): Yes, I was only just allowed internet access.

CG (Kankri): Are you stalking the Trollian user list for handles that may be valid Soldier Purrbeasts warrior names? Because I made this account about an hour ago.

AC (Meulin): Caught red-pawed heehee!

AC (Meulin): Your lusus sounds really strict! Mine lets me do whatever I want as long as she can see me if she needs to rescue me from danger

AC (Meulin): Though there's not many people around where we live so I gotta stalk the Trollian users and threads for potential friends!

AC (Meulin): So Cherryglow how'd you choose your name?

AC (Meulin): And how'd you get that quirk?

CG (Kankri): Well, I suppose I chose them because they felt right?

AC (Meulin): Heehee that's a good enough reason in my book! Aspen is for the same reason (smiling cat face with cat ears and two mouths emoticon)

AC (Meulin): And claw is my strife specibus!

CG (Kankri): Your lusus lets you have a strife specibus?

Kankri's text is lime-colored.

[shittykankridaily]

Y9u c9uldn't even get the c9rrect size 9f f99l 9utfit t9 make fun 9f me with? I am insulted.

Non-quirk text:

Kankri: You couldn't even get the correct size of fool outfit to make fun of me with? I am insulted.

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PORRIM: Have yo+u enjo+yed tho+se cat bo+o+ks?

KANKRI: I NEED M9RE.

Non-quirk text:

Porrim: Have you enjoyed those cat books?

Kankri: I NEED MORE.

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I made a duck 9ut 9f clay!

Non-quirk text:

Kankri: I made a duck out of clay!

[shittykankridaily]

Kankri: Combine your pants and sweater.

You produce a set of hooded footie pajamas. Comfortable until you have to go use the load gaper.