I need to pay the water bill .-.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Most of the people istinctively think that 77+33 = 100.

[just-shower-thots-responses]

Istinctively

[just-shower-thoughts]

There isn’t one thing that every human on the planet can agree on

[just-shower-thots-responses]

Air = good

[just-shower-thoughts]

An octopus with a gun in each hand is one tentacle short of being able to kill a cat

[just-shower-thots-responses]

The fuck?? Cats don’t actually have nine lives, you know??? They just have one, they’re just really good at being able to escape death.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Schools punish students for poor performance (bad grades, tardiness, etc.) instead of teaching them how to perform better

[just-shower-thots-responses]

Yes, welcome to America.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Earthquakes were a lot less dangerous when we didn’t have buildings.

[just-shower-thots-responses]

*cries in ace attorney* 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

[just-shower-thots-responses]

Just like how wrong is the only word that, when spelled right, is still spelled wrong.

[funny-thoughts]

There’s no prouder creature on earth than a really small dog carrying a really big tree branch.

[double-z-the-queen]

[just-shower-thoughts]

There’s something strange about not being able to see deleted videos ever again, especially when they linger in your memory.

[just-shower-thots-responses]

[justobjectionthoughts]

tumblr rule of thumb: delete tumblr

[just-shower-thots-responses]

God yes

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you’re younger you are told that you can be anything you want to be, when you’re an adult you’re told that you need a stable job that pays the bills

[just-shower-thots-responses]

Hooray for false hope

[just-shower-thoughts]

The anonymity of strangers makes kindness more valuable than if they were known people

[just-shower-thots-responses]

And this is why I'm kind to everyone, I like making people happy 😊

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your organs can potentially outlive you.

[just-shower-thots-responses]

Thanks I didn't want to see this today

[just-shower-thoughts]

Having asperger’s or ADHD feels like trying to act in a play, where everyone else has a script except you, and then they get mad at you for improvising.

[just-shower-thots-responses]

You ain't wrong. Literally, one time in middle school, my mom said something like "you're so good at acting on stage, why can't you act normal?"

I'm paraphrasing, she didn't put it quite so bluntly, but that's the way it sounded to me.

We tell people to be themselves and embrace who they are unless they're neurodivergent. Then we're supposed to be someone else, someone who's "normal."

[burgertv]

[void-kids-stuff-deactivated2021]

Yeah...

[just-applesauce-thoughts]

I would like to sue for emotional damages. I will not be answering any questions without my lawyer present.

[just-pineapple-responses]

@justobjectionthoughts they want a lawyer

[justobjectionthoughts]

gotcha

[just-shower-thots-responses]

Any time I see this image, all I hear is "look at this badge" in the same tune as the "look at this graph" vine

[best-shower-thoughts]

Snow is a really fun thing until you become a driver. (source)

[just-shower-thots-responses]

This one's just true

[best-shower-thoughts]

Stomping is upper case walking, dancing is cursive walking and hopscotch is morse code. (source)

[just-shower-thots-responses]

I hate this fucking website

[just-shower-thoughts]

The songs we sang on the school bus are the modern-day sea shanties

[just-shower-thots-responses]

Oh damn, if thats the case, then my "sea shanties" consist of grease songs and we will rock you