Hokey Religions and Ancient Weapons

are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid

[just-skywalking]

It’s Getting Emotional About Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker Hours

[bob-belcher]

The Princess Diaries (2001), dir. Garry Marshall

[allthingskenobi]

Incorrect Quotes with Anakin, Obi-Wan & Qui-Gon

(Text by sithzuko)

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags an album you love but can’t listen to anymore because you wore it out so bad

[werewolfffff-deactivated2021082]

one! one thing wrong with me. two! two thing wrong with me. three!

[thecyndimistuff]

losing my mind over this rn

[mancandykings]

TOM HOLLAND in Esquire China (June, 2019)

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags your height and the hardest clothing item to shop for

[theocseason4]

You were alive in 2006? How old are you??

If you were born post 2006 you shouldn’t be following me I’m dead serious

[nuevayor]

x

[nuevayor]

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

[therestlessforest]

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable

[mcgregor]

OBI-WAN KENOBI | S03E17 GHOSTS OF MORTIS

[radiojamming]

Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first pet’s name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate].

[gffa]

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I AM WEEPING AT THIS, PLEASE LISTEN TO THE BATTLEFRONT 2 ANAKIN VS DOOKU BANTER. “Well, if it isn’t Master Yoda’s biggest mistake.” IS ANAKIN’S OPENING PARRY, JUST THE SHEER AMOUNT OF GLEE THAT HE GETS TO NEEDLE DOOKU ABOUT THIS IS AMAZING “Good.  Twice the pride, double the fall.  But I would have thought you’d learned your lesson.” “I am a slow learner!” “You are nothing if not relentless.” “You forgot ‘irresponsible’.  And a great singer!  But who’s counting.” “Ventress and Savage Opress failed me.  Perhaps you could use a new Master.” “I could use a new wardrobe, too, but that doesn’t mean I wanna go shopping with you!” P L E A S E I AM BEGGING SOMEONE TO WRITE THIS AU OR DRAW FANART OF DOOKU TAKING HIS NEW APPRENTICE ANAKIN SHOPPING OF ALL THINGS “Kenobi’s training was wasted on you.” OMG YOU CAN HEAR THE SNEERING IN HIS VOICE. FORGET WHATEVER ELSE THEY HAVE IN THE COOKER, I WANT THIS AS THE NEXT STAR WARS MOVIE. JUST TWO HOURS OF ANAKIN BEING AN OBNOXIOUS BRAT AND DOOKU SNEERING OVER HOW UNCOUTH THIS LITTLE SHIT IS AND OH GOD WHY IS HE THE CHOSEN ONE WHY IS DOOKU’S LIFE SO HARD WHY COULDN’T KENOBI BE THE CHOSEN ONE IT WOULD AT LEAST MAKE SENSE THEN UGH GOD.

[lovestory]

At least tumblr doesn’t censor us to the point where we have to say “seggs” and “unalive” I guess

[beanabouttown]

[beaucolics]

I honestly feel that working in a little old bookstore would solve all of my problems.

[arirna]