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Hi, I'm Rachel! I'm 22 and this is just a random blog for stuff and things I like. Probably (most likely) fandom related.

[podcastwizard]

i did a deep clean of the kitchen and living room in this house i live in with six theatre people for the first time today and i prepared myself to find a lot of weird shit while cleaning - like the fake bloody foot in the coat closet - but nothing prepared me for the corn-shaped dildo under the couch

[podcastwizard]

country girls should make do somewhere other than my living room!!

[script-breaking-down]

@mcelboycontent I showed this to a theatre kid friend of mine and she said this:

[podcastwizard]

there is Corn Dildo Lore in this household, i just can’t remember the details. i believe it belongs to a roommate who is currently out of state. i do not know if it has ever been used in a sexual way, but i have touched it now, so i sincerely hope it is more of a novelty item

[podcastwizard]

OH HEY THERE

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

The corn dildo was a birthday present indented to continue the tradition of getting me absolutely horrendous dildos. There’s a glass blown tentacle dildo hidden somewhere in the house that started the tradition. Niether have ever been used as intended (as far as I know)

[podcastwizard]

there’s a what where

[lastvalyrian]

do you guys like. talk irl or

[thebootydiaries]

every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep

[dirtydisneyconfessions]

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.

[inzergue]

i would like to propose that this text post is “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" enough to be preserved in the library of congress

[gravehop187]

[starlitsequins]

look i get people criticizing katara for undermining sokkas intelligence but u have to understand, as a little sister she's legally not allowed to take anything sokka says as fact

[starlitsequins]

sokka: its a bit chilly today

katara, choking on snowflakes: no i dont think it is

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

i miss the golden era of ‘men get pegged’ posting. you all gave up on the cause so quickly

[luidilovins]

its because we’re busy practicing social distancing

[incessant-kitten]

With a long enough strap, both could be accomplished.

[luidilovins]

you’re right I was thinking like a quitter

[whitepeopletwitter]

[luvbey]

I’m so sensitive you could literally text me in a different tone and I’ll get sad

[incorrectstraykidz]

Me lmao

[ratwarlock]

Sorry babe, during sex, the plague mask stays ON

[ratwarlock]

hm. this post Aged 

[setheverman]

a “PSA” what the hell kind of playstation is that?

[dragonwizardslit-deactivated202]

playstation angry

[starlightandtears]

I do not think, therefore I do not am.

[striders]

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

[girl-in-the-hitops]

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

[afanofmanystuffs]

Look, reanimation is a Process, okay

[ohmightysmiter]

“Reanimation is a process” is a sentence that just makes me want to play a Necromancer as a very deadpan Build-A-Bear employee.

[asspostate]

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

[newtlesbian]

not wearing a labcoat so the other scientists know im a whore

[lakevida]

only wearing a labcoat so the other scientists know i’m a whore

[vaspim3]

Special thanks to all the 10 year olds out there for making all those music lyric videos on Youtube

[elvenmoonbeam]

the inherent romanticism of having a friend that checks on you even when you’re being an emotionally distant shriveled up idiot

[theoppositeofprofound]

Love Nie Huaisang and Lan Wangji’s wildly different reactions to their brothers’ taking a holy oath of fratrimony.

Nie Huaisang: Excellent, bonus brothers! I expect backdated birthday presents for the last 19 years (a payment plan is also acceptable). I am now unafraid to cry on you in public. 

Lan Wangji: I’ve never heard of Jin Guangyao before in my life. Do not presume to know me. Do not look at me. Nie Mingjue can stay but he’s on thin ice.