[an-ambient-girl]

[matobawataru]

omg it’s dr. roberta bobby, author of one of my favorite tweets ever written

[marxistlesbianist]

Omg she wrote one of my favorites also

[elvenfoe]

everything works out in my favour

[twinkwolf]

[naryamirie]

just saw this personal ad from 1966 (sourced here) and god. this is really it

[homunculus-argument]

The old lady next door called me and asked when we're coming home today, since she can't get her bottle of eye drops open. I said we'll probably be home by 9 pm, though she reassured me that she'd probably manage without them for tonight, but she'll need them again at 9 am tomorrow and she doesn't want to come knocking that early since we'll probably still be asleep by then.

No matter how many times we reassure her that we wake up between 6 and 8 am with no alarm every day, she's still convinced that we wake up at noon or 1 pm. Almost every time when she needs my help for something she'll apologise in case she woke me up. At like 3 in the afternoon. She is 100% sure that we just live like the wolf pupy tweet.

[tockthewatchdog]

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[hachama]

[swamp-spirit]

My dog's really a study in Buddhism. He can see my muffin wrapper and he's miserable. Crying. He needs to eat my muffin wrapper so bad.

I get up and throw it away. He forgets about it immediately and happily goes to sleep.

You are not sad because you do not have a muffin wrapper, my beautiful boy, you are sad because you want the muffin wrapper.

[liminalbeauty]

That’s actually pretty deep. Excellent explanation.

[parakeet]

There’s always something on Reddit

[naughtynanzhu]

MILDRED?????

[iwishiwasonfire]

[uncahier]

[evvergreen]

not how things was suposed to go but thats fine i'll just ruin the rest of my life about it

[sacredwhores]

Louis Malle - Au Revoir les Enfants (1987)

[segamascott]

[mynowherenothing]

[meangirlnurse]

"bUt i tHiNk mAKeUp is fUn" that's nice. i would like to be allowed to exist without it without being socioeconomically punished for that choice but what's important to focus on here is that you're just having the funnest time ever

[chadchadington-deactivated20240]

This doesn’t happen unless you’re so ugly that you need makeup to look normal (in which case this post is a bit of a self-own)

[meangirlnurse]

cool misogyny! i forgot that being beautiful is the only moral way for a woman to exist. what an Epic Own on behalf of a multibillion dollar industry!!!!