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Masterlist

One shots are sorted in order of posting, series below it in order of posting of the first chapter.

Editing Masterlist

I also edit. If you’re interested in having me edit your work (free or paid), please send me a message! Guidelines are at the bottom of the post.

Caffeine Challenge #13 - OC based loosely on Quantum!Castiel; (PG-13).

Two Sides of a War - Castiel x Angel!Reader; (PG-13).

Club Angel- Strip Club AU, implied Castiel x Reader - General content NSFW (-R).

On Repeat- Castiel x Reader; NSFW (NC-17).

300 Follower Celebration Smut- Sebastian Michaelis x OFC. Kuroshitsuji/ Black Butler fandom. NSFW (NC-17). Written 2015/16.

Poem Thing- A little poem as a sneak peek of a WIP. No pairing, (G).

12.23 Coda- Contains spoilers for the S12 finale. Shameless self comforting after the finale. Castiel x Reader (PG).

Paradise- Castiel x Reader; fluff, angst, NSFW (-R).

Heated Muffins- Ask drabble. ABO Castiel x Reader; NSFW (R for general nudity).

Like Stars- Castiel x Reader prose vignette. (G)

The Annuls of Jimmy Novak Volume II- Jimmy Novak x Reader, Castiel x Reader; co-written by @sparklingcas. CRACK. NSFW (NC-17).

Falling is Flying

Castiel x Reader series

Falling is Flying: Chapter 1 - Fairly graphic NSFW (NC-17) smut; angst .

Falling Is Flying: Chapter 2 - NSFW (NC-17) Graphic smut.

Chapter 3 coming to you soon-ish!

The Cabin

Deep in the woods, there stands a wooden cabin. There are many things this cabin is filled with, but none so precious as the moment you share with him.

Castiel x Reader- a five-part mini series. NSFW chapters are marked as such.

The Cabin Part 1 (G)

The Cabin Part 2 (NSFW, NC-17)

The Cabin Part 3 (R for nudity)

The Cabin Part 4 (NSFW, NC-17)

The Cabin Part 4.5 (NSFW; no bearing on plot. NC-17 D/S scene.)

The Cabin Part 5 (G)

Letters from Castiel

A series of poems inspired by Castiel.

Dear Castiel

Words

A Love Letter

Goodbye

Editor’s Elysium Masterlist

Coming Soon:

Various unnamed WIPs ranging from a Dom/Sub dynamic to a nonhuman!Reader AU; from Castiel to Gabriel pairings.

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ufocafe

so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

olderthannetfic

Speaking of misogyny; IDK what the new trend is with 14-17-year-olds in fandom lately but I'm being told to go tend to my husband and kids way too often. The second they find out another fan is married or has kids, that 2008 make me a sandwich spiel jumps out..

Women (I'm not even a woman, but for a demographic that claims to be so woke, they sure do make a lot of assumptions) are allowed to have lives outside of their spouses and children. They're allowed to have hobbies and friends. They're allowed to sit in the living room on their phone instead of standing in the kitchen, obediently waiting to serve.

I swear, the more time passes the more unintentionally right-wing kids in fandom become.

anexperimentallife

neil-gaiman

VERY IMPORTANT good omens question that im sure you will break your no spoilers policy for, does anyone, including background characters, wear a jaunty little hat

Oh God you wormed it out of me. Yes. Yes. A jaunty little hat will be worn.

digital-corruption

Careful, if jaunty little hat is not worn in the next season, you could get sued for false advertising.

neil-gaiman

We're good. I just did a "jaunty little hat" watch to make sure, and there's a jaunty little mauve hat in episode 1, a jaunty little brown hat in episode 3, a whole slew of jaunty little hats of all kinds and colours in episode 4, and one solitary fez-wearing moment early in episode 5 (it is a fairly jaunty fez, though) followed by the appearance of an extremely fancy little black number tipped with what looks like pink ostrich feathers about half-way through episode 5.

Episode 6 is, I am relieved to say, entirely jaunty-little hat free.

suncaptor

that little bit of metallic iridescence on pigeons reblog if you agree.

ellynneversweet

1,372 votes and 251 comments so far on Reddit

Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.

ruimtetijd

striders

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

girl-in-the-hitops

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

afanofmanystuffs

Look, reanimation is a Process, okay

theshitpostcalligrapher

valid

afanofmanystuffs

😱😱😱 THE MEME MASTER!!!!!

This is so awesome thanks so much

onelittlekingdom

JUST TO BE CLEAR:

This is not a safe website for kids. There is literally a confessed pedophile who Tumblr users have told Tumblr @staff about for the past year+ who continues to use this platform to sexually prey on teens and children. They can not/do not get rid of him. He is right here:

https://wickeddom.tumblr.com/

Adults Only (+18) - Experienced, Hard Dom - 40's - Home of the Wicked Dominance blog - Interactions...

sisterofiris

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

yay855

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

rox-and-prose

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

watermite

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

xakumi

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

themodernsouthernpolytheist

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

asortoflight

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

whisky-gerblin

Reblogging for the last addition

badgraph1csghost

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

badgraph1csghost

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

omnicat

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

spacewonder19

Rho Ophiuchi Cloud Region ©

mahgck

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

mahgck

quotemadness

“If you are not willing to look stupid, nothing great will ever happen to you.”

— Unknown

wavesrising-deactivated20190412

connecting to another person means understanding that they are human and capable of mistakes. understand that they have a shadow that needs to be acknowledged, as well as a lifetime of conditioning and programming to recognize and release. don’t idealize your partners, allow them humanity.

kdinjenzen

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

kdinjenzen