If it's so bad why are you laughing

hi everyone 30/m/U.S./ler "The Mentor"

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[less16candles]

Sorry guys but she’s back and I’m not risking it

[ashfire05]

I’m reblogging only because fuck you I love Madame Zeroni

[just4tickles-blog]

Ugh

Let's just hope I don't end up homeless in a few days

[just4tickles-blog]

Soooooo bored today

Ugh

[willingleigh]

I really want to figure out how to do this setup.  I imagine it involves power tools.

[sapphire-petals-deactivated2019]

@ticklishwallflower

[ticklishphyllis]

That bondage👌🏻

[probablyticklishguy-deactivated]

Ooo and that lingerie 👌

[just4tickles-blog]

Going on the crafting list

[just4tickles-blog]

I need these shoes

[just4tickles-blog]

I am in the worst of ler moods right now and no one to help me out of it

[boxedinfox]

Introducing…

The Sin Brush™️, a weapon of Lee destruction. What have we created @appreciationofthefinethings xD

[maddytheteasyswitch95]

Hey lees, look what I found ;)

[nonotimnot-deactivated20210803]

Ohh heeell no!

[masterxdan-deactivated20201025]

[just4tickles-blog]

This shirt gives me fun battleship style game ideas

[just4tickles-blog]

I want this box it makes promises

[just4tickles-blog]

[pr1nceshawn]

Bad Cats.

[cheetothecat]

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

[tooiconic]

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

[thislittleducky-deactivated2018]

Reasons why beards should not be used in tickling

1) imagine your Ler whispers teases in your ear while tickling your sides. The teasing is bad enough but if he has a beard thEN IT ALSO TICKLES your ear while he is teasing???

2) scientists agree that raspberries make every situation more ticklish BUT bearded raspberries tickle even more bc it tickles from the vibration and also the tickly beard rubbing on your skin

3) nom noms are fun and tickly due to the lips doing the tickling but when a beard is involved oh sweet lord I can’t even okay it’s worse oh so much worse

4) when a ler teases a lee with the little finger wiggle in the air and smile it makes a lee giggle with anticipation. The smile with a beard also reminds the lee that the ler has 3 natural tickle tools: two hands and one beard

5) the ler could casually rub his face on the lee when making out and it would tickle okay how is that even fair

6) what if the lee has the lers hands so he can’t tickle the lee? He still has beard and will use it accordingly

7) a ler can’t tease you in public by wiggling his fingers at you from across a room BUT he could scratch his bearded chin lightly while giving you an impish look and you know oh you know that you are in for it later

8) every time he smiles you see that beard and remember how much it tickles you will never look at his face the same it’s all over friend I can’t deal with this

9) he could use his mouth anywhere on your body and it would probably tickle or you would expect it to tickle and you would giggle anyways

10) even looking at a certain beards make me think of tickles it’s over for me geez if all guys knew how much beards tickle it would be all over for us so yea try to keep this between us non-bearded friends okay? Okay

[closertckle-deactivated20180922]

freakin heCKSjdhdj

[just4tickles-blog]

I don't find it very fair that someone would say this is not allowed I use my beard at my discretion

[theropegeek-deactivated20170722]

all text and layout by me

and to clarify:  i’m well aware that the women of tumblr are more than capable of speaking for themselves.

my hope was merely to take what I understand about their plight, 

and present it in a concise/humorous fashion with the hope of getting that message to more people.  

-RG

[camigo2]

Wow a dude that gets it.

[janeslowwhispers]

@theropegeek, this is lovely.

[very-cruel-dom-deactivated20180]

If you have a dick and are on tumblr, you should read this.

[littlemisssubshine]

Because I’m sick of men messaging me with opening lines of how they want to dominate me or how I’d be prettier with more bruises. It’s so unattractive.

[ssomanystarss]

“ So where are you ticklish little girl? *wiggles fingers* “ NOPEEEE GOODBYE DELETE BLOCKED SEE U NEVER BEPHEMET IS COMING FOR U

[yourlittlettoy]

This is important :)

[acuddlycanadian-deactivated2019]

Everyone has there comfort level, but you should always engage someone new as if you were meeting them on the sidewalk. You don’t outright start bombarding some stranger with all your desires. That’s a) weird, b) selfish, c) requires a level of mutual understanding and comfort.

tl;dr Have some respect for the HUMAN BEING on the other end of the conversation. 

[city-tickles]

For all of the people with ticklish necks. Full clip here

[city-tickles]

If you’re a lee with a ticklish neck, look away!

[tickledto-insanity]

SEND HELP OMG I COULD NOT 😅

[jenstickleblog]

Position - Stocks, toe ties

Spot - Feet

Tool - Metal bear claws

[babyfeathered-deactivated202308]

Please like/reblog this post if you have a tickle fetish and post those kinds of content!

I want to follow you all and hope you follow me back :3