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General asshattery. Home of the TURN videos. Come on in for a laugh! Mostly snark, Star Wars, Les Miserables, and fun stuff I find. I take requests, but I'm terribly slow. Policies subject to change. Some restrictions apply. See store for details. Pretty gay, hella ace, cat-lover, drumpf-hater, patron saint of drunk knitting.

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[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[homunculus-argument]

Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

[zutalorsihavemissedone]

[stealingpotatoes]

my cat is always so very definitely calm when he sees his cat carrier and is suuuuper chill about going to the vets

[jager-bruder]

[queen-scribbles]

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

In a rational world, if a person were innocent, one would think that they would be champing at the bit to testify and clear their name, and not engineer the biggest cover up ever known.

[wilwheaton]

And, it turns out, when the redactions are eliminated, Donald Trump is in the Epstein Files ONE MILLION TIMES.

He wasn't just Epstein's friend and client. He was his partner in crime.

Wake the fuck up, America.

[catasters]

[important-animal-images]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

[mikkeneko]

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

[travalicious]

why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

[travalicious]

HE SHOWED UP WITH A DUEL DISK TODAY?????

[schakira]

AND ALL FIVE EXODIA PIECES

[gay-jesus-probably]

I need everyone to know that I looked it up, and Noah Lyles is doing this as part of an ongoing bet he has with shotput competitor Chase Jackson. She's wearing Naruto accessories every day, and if Lyles whips out Yugioh cards at every race, then for the shotput finals Jackson will re-enact the scene of Rock Lee dropping his weights.

This is now the only part of the Olympics that I care about.

[houseofgeeks]

Update. Chase Jackson followed through. (And also secured her spot to the Olympics with a first place throw of 20.10 m).

[craftingcreatures]

Attended a rattlesnake conference yesterday and one of the presenters was talking about public attitudes towards snakes, specifically how showing them in a non-aggressive context helps to create more positive attitudes, and. Y'all. I NEED to show you the image he used as an example

Look at him. Look at this smiley newborn sidewinder sitting in a bottle cap. He is so small and so happy he is EXACTLY the right size to sit comfortably in a bottle cap

[luckysilverbell]

alyssavonkirkbride, I present to you…

The Devolution of Simcoe’s Wig.

[luckysilverbell]

oh fuck I forgot about this

[luckysilverbell]

“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready, you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!” -Dr. Seuss

[chaoticfuckingsnakes]

AO3 IS BACK UP

[luckysilverbell]

…and he shall betray you!

(This is from Chris Rock’s ‘Bring the Pain’ standup, and this line was running through my head every time I saw Arnold)

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[luckysilverbell]

Look at my horse!

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[luckysilverbell]

In which Washington’s sass is off the charts.