EpicHermes

i like epic the musical. and books. and broadway. and tadc. I'm also @askdaddybubble, @sporkthesquirrel-tadc, and @comic-reblogs :> My YouTube is https://www.youtube.com/@epichermesholymoly Writing a TADC fanfic, it's on AO3 here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/82556776

[epichermesholymoly]

Hello my friends!

I'm Hermes and welcome to my blog :>

Pronouns: she/her

At the moment, my blog is mainly centered around TADC and PHM, however I will sometimes post stuff about EPIC and about my life in general lol

I AM A MINOR!!! IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO INTERACT WITH MINORS THEN BY ALL MEANS FEEL FREE TO LEAVE, NO HARM DONE :)

I am the owner of the TADC Episode 9 Premiere: The Last Act community, which is now private to avoid spoiling anyone else. If you'd like to join, just DM me @epichermesholymoly or any of the other mods (listed here) and you'll receive an invite shortly :)

My other blogs are @askdaddybubble, @hermes-reblogs, @sporkthesquirrel-tadc, and @comic-reblogs :>

get a "doot doot" in your ask box :>

try searching the tag "askbox cafe" and see if perhaps you might like to order something, or just send me an ask and maybe you'll be fortunate enough to come across it :>

reality is gay 🏳️‍🌈

Keep reading for some details about me!

Basic things about me:

I’m a 17-year-old 5-foot-tall demigirl who is neurodivergent (ADHD + high-functioning autism).

My MBTI type is ENFJ, I’m highly extroverted, I'm a perfectionist, and my IQ is ~150.

I have a fantastic memory for facts and stuff, but I'm extremely absentminded and will forget anything I'm told to remember.

I’m a mezzo-soprano (also I’m not exactly the best singer).

My birthday is May 2 :>

My YouTube is under the same user as here, you should go subscribe :3

I'm writing a TADC fanfic called The Amazing Digital Adventure, check it out here!

I'm fictionkin, specifically Cainekin :>

Relationship status: Married to a fictional character 🎩🦷⭐️ (read: single and desperate 🙃)

Sexuality: Panromantic, demiromantic, grayromantic, fictoromantic, aceflux (I think, at least?)

Voicing Hestia in @causalshapeshifter’s game :D

Personality details:

I’m extremely hyper and ridiculously easily excitable. I present as overly optimistic, but I tend to worry on the inside. My mood can change in a heartbeat, but I always go back to positivity pretty dang quickly.

I make friends easily but have immense trouble making close friends or keeping them. I tend to talk a lot with my close friends, especially about my interests, and most of them are into many of the same things I'm into as a result.

I’m somewhat socially awkward and can never think of conversation starters, but I can yap about one of my ever-changing hyperfixations for hours on end.

I read way too much into everything (positive or negative) and overreact to everything (positive or negative). I tend to overshare about anything and everything.

My love language is physical touch and I love hugs. I tend to be the "needy" one in a relationship and overreact if I don't feel like my special person is reciprocating my affection.

I grew up in the Midwest in a well-to-do conservative Christian family. I have a lot of childhood trauma stemming from my mother (who is neurotypical and just doesn't understand the way I think).

I have too many regrets (I swear, I can remember every mistake I've ever made).

I never know what the right thing to say is or when to say it. I put on a front for each different setting I'm in (one for at home, one for at school, one for at softball practice, one for hanging out with friends, one for online, etc.).

Spontaneous is my middle name. I hate schedules and love spur-of-the-moment plans (even though they don't usually work out with my orderly, everything-must-be-planned mom).

Oddly enough, I love organizing things into lists and that kind of thing. It's an autism thing, I guess. \/('-')\/

Procrastination is also my middle name. I work best under pressure, and I ALWAYS wait till the very last minute to get something done.

I'm terrible at making decisions. It's always "I don't mind, it doesn't matter to me! I don't have an opinion, you choose! I don't know, I'm fine either way. What do you want to do?"

I'm not really afraid of anything... except the future. That's a weird fear, I know, but it's my fear, and I can't really get rid of it. 🥲 (also I have very mild thalassophobia)

Some of my favorite things:

Foods: Dessert or anything savory (breakfast, meat, etc.)

Weather: Cloudy, rainy, snowy; 60 degrees or colder

Hobbies: Reading, watching stuff, writing, sketching, hanging out with friends, creating content, playing softball, playing chess, etc.

Fandoms: PHM, TADC, EPIC: The Musical, Marvel, Hamilton, Alan Becker

Characters: Jax, Caine, Pomni, and Bubble from TADC (plus @leilani-lily's OC Lyra); Hermes, Odysseus, Circe, Polites, and Athena from EPIC; Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Loki from Marvel; Hamilton, Lafayette, Jefferson, Laurens, Philip, and King George from Hamilton

Books: Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir, The Book Thief by Markus Zusak, The Fault in Our Stars by John Green, the Powerless series by Lauren Roberts, the Percy Jackson and the Olympians + The Heroes of Olympus series by Rick Riordan, Daughter of the Deep by Rick Riordan

Fanfics/AUs (not in order): Learnt Helplessness, The Amazing Traveling Circus, The Psychology of a Broken AI, Backup AU, Sweet Cream Cold Brew, That’s the Wrong Door, idk what @leilani-lily’s AU is called, ctrl-alt-del au, Singing in the Rain, A Little Bit Bad (the Pox/Jammi song), The Amazing Digital Wonderland (just for the record these are all TADC AUs)

Movies: Project Hail Mary, Interstellar, The Fault in Our Stars, Wolfwalkers, Spider-Man: No Way Home, Avengers: Infinity War, TADC: The Last Act

Musicals: EPIC, Hamilton, Six, Hadestown

Shows: TADC, Loki (S1 especially), The Chosen, Stranger Things (through S5E4 anyway 🫠 I watched all of it but hate the last four episodes), Murder Drones, Gameoverse, Animation vs. Animator (Alan Becker)

Actors/actresses (VAs included): Jorge Rivera-Herrans, Alex Rochon, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Tom Holland, Robert Downey Jr.

Singers: Jorge Rivera-Herrans, Alex Rochon, Lydia the Bard

Songs: Everything from EPIC, Wait for Me, The One Who's Running the Show, several TADC fansongs, Wait for It, You'll Be Back, What Comes Next, I Know Him

Who I look up to: Jorge Rivera-Herrans, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Gooseworx, KittenSneeze, Lydia the Bard, Alan Becker, @absolutedream-art, @freakfest-fixations, @katzebruh, @the-spam-specialist

Tumblr besties: @hermes-and-apollo, @rocky-core, @mini-birdy-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @leilani-lily, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @sugarspice-x, @thetypogoddess, @txlxmachus, @lifeserieswatcher, @bardorsomethinglikethat, @astralfmboi, @volume-down, @causalshapeshifter <3 (I'm so forgetful omg please if I missed anyone TELL ME ASAP)

[epichermesholymoly]

Guess who finished chapter 15+16

Eridian biology is interesting/gen

Oh yay! Thanks for giving me constant updates on your progress haha I really enjoy it :D

[crow-keys]

fun fact I keep your page open on my phone (I don’t have the app unfortunately) and constantly refresh it to see if you’ve posted anything new. You’re one of precisely five people I do that for btw

Holy- this is super flattering and makes me wanna post more omfg.... thank you so much 🩵

[epichermesholymoly]

No AI was used in the making of this picture- it’s all me and Mother Nature!

Why is it blurry in the corner? Cause I freaking drew over it, that’s why. There was a person there. Forgive me for respecting others’ privacy.

i’m in the Badlands in this photo btw :) If I don’t respond to something then it’s probably because I don’t have service where I am.

[epichermesholymoly]

wait do people actually do this?

yeah I do

yeah I know people who do

idk but that sign is probably there for a reason

no that would be really weird lol

Voting ended onJul 31

[epichermesholymoly]

{insert super cool ask here}

{insert super cool answer here}

[epichermesholymoly]

what if I made a GoFundMe or something to raise money to commission Gigi to animate the rest of EPIC?

would you pay to see Gigi animate the rest of EPIC?

100% yes, as much as it takes

maybe a little bit? but not if I had to pay a lot of money

If I had a credit card/if you take cash/if I was old enough

I say I would but realistically I wouldn’t pay for that. would be cool though

nah that’s a lame idea lol

I legitimately would but I don’t wanna overwork Gigi 😅

what’s EPIC and who’s Gigi?

Voting ended onJul 30

@gigizetz

[epichermesholymoly]

if I made a Patreon or Ko-fi would anyone want to join?

join me?

yes, paid

yes, free

nah

who are you?

Voting ended onJul 30

[epichermesholymoly]

I have an ad idea

This image as your inspiration for the ad

YES

[epichermesholymoly]

doot doot >:3

oh look at that I’ve been gifted!

[epichermesholymoly]

y'all I've been chosen...

...to be a voice actor for @causalshapeshifter's game, Match Made in the Heavens! It's a Greek god dating simulator, and I'm voicing Hestia!

Think this sounds cool? We're actively looking for more people to help out with the project, especially programmers and voice actors, especially those who are willing to voice male gods!

How to audition:

Record yourself saying 5-10 lines that fit the character of your preferred god. Please include the god introducing themselves as one of these lines.

You may include auditions for more than one god in the same post, but please change up your voice if you're auditioning for more than one character.

Reblog this post with the tag #match made in the heavens audition and tag both @match-made-in-the-heavens and @shapeshifter-studios.

Auditions are open until further notice!

Here's a list of the gods currently included in the game and which ones are currently available for auditions (green is available, red is taken):

the olympians

zeus (king of the gods; god of the sky, thunder, lightning, law, justice, kingship, and hospitality)

hera (queen of the gods; goddess of marriage, women, family, childbirth, and queenship)

poseidon (god of the sea, earthquakes, horses, and storms)

demeter (goddess of agriculture, grain, harvests, and fertility of the earth)

athena (goddess of wisdom, strategy, crafts, justice, and defensive warfare)

apollo (god of the sun (later tradition), music, poetry, prophecy, healing, archery, and truth)

artemis (goddess of the hunt, wilderness, wild animals, the moon (later tradition), and protector of young women and childbirth)

ares (god of war, bloodlust, violence, and courage in battle)

aphrodite (goddess of love, beauty, pleasure, desire, and procreation)

hephaestus (god of fire, blacksmiths, metalworking, craftsmanship, and invention)

hermes (god of messengers, travel, commerce, thieves, diplomacy, luck, and guide of souls to the underworld)

hestia (goddess of the hearth, home, domestic life, family unity, and sacred fire)

dionysus (god of wine, theater, revelry, ecstasy, fertility, and religious frenzy)

underworld

hades (god and ruler of the underworld and its wealth, including precious metals beneath the earth)

persephone (queen of the underworld; goddess of spring, vegetation, and seasonal renewal)

hecate (goddess of magic, witchcraft, crossroads, ghosts, the night, and the moon in later traditions)

thanatos (god and personification of peaceful death)

hypnos (god and personification of sleep)

charon (ferryman who carries souls across the rivers of the underworld)

styx (goddess of the river styx, sacred oaths, and divine promises)

alecto (fury of endless anger and vengeance)

megaera (fury of jealousy, rage, and punishment)

tisiphone (fury who punishes murder and violent crimes)

sea

amphitrite (queen of the sea; goddess of the sea and calm waters)

triton (messenger of the sea; god of waves and sea creatures)

nereus (ancient sea god of the rich sea and truthful prophecy)

proteus (old sea god of prophecy and shape-shifting)

glaucus (sea god of fishermen, sailors, and marine life)

kymopoleia (goddess of violent seas and storms)

sky & heavenly deities

helios (personification and god of the sun)

selene (personification and goddess of the moon)

eos (goddess of the dawn)

iris (goddess of the rainbow and messenger of the gods)

aeolus (keeper and ruler of the winds)

boreas (god of the cold north wind and winter)

khione (minor goddess of snow, ice, and winter)

zephyrus (god of the gentle west wind and spring breezes)

notus (god of the hot south wind and late summer storms)

eurus (god of the east wind and autumn storms)

nature & wilderness

pan (god of shepherds, flocks, forests, mountains, rustic music, and wild nature)

aristaeus (god of beekeeping, olive cultivation, cheesemaking, and rural crafts)

priapus (god of fertility, gardens, orchards, livestock, and male virility)

agriculture & wealth

plutus (god and personification of wealth and prosperity)

triptolemus (demigod associated with farming and the spread of agriculture)

love

eros (god of romantic love, attraction, and desire)

anteros (god of returned love and avenger of unrequited love)

peitho (goddess of persuasion, seduction, and charming speech)

war

ares (god of war and violent conflict)

enyo (goddess of war, destruction, and bloodshed)

nike (goddess and personification of victory in war and athletic competition)

justice & order

nemesis (goddess of divine retribution, balance, and vengeance against arrogance)

tyche (goddess of fortune, luck, and prosperity)

dike (goddess of justice, fairness, and moral order)

astraea (goddess of innocence, purity, and justice)

eirene (goddess of peace and harmony)

sleep & death

hypnos (god of sleep)

thanatos (god of peaceful death)

morpheus (god of dreams, especially dreams appearing in human form)

medicine & healing

asclepius (god of medicine, healing, and physicians)

hygieia (goddess of health, cleanliness, and sanitation)

panacea (goddess of universal remedies and cures)

family & marriage

hera (goddess of marriage, wives, and family)

eileithyia (goddess of childbirth and labor pains)

hymen (god of marriage ceremonies and wedding celebrations)

hebe (goddess of youth and cupbearer of the olympian gods)

wine & celebration

dionysus (god of wine, theater, ecstasy, festivals, and liberation)

ariadne (goddess associated with labyrinths, fertility, and the ecstatic rites of dionysus)

fire & craftsmanship

hephaestus (god of fire, metalworking, craftsmanship, invention, and blacksmiths)

messengers

hermes (god of messengers, travelers, merchants, diplomacy, and guide of souls to the underworld)

iris (messenger of the olympian gods and goddess of the rainbow)

primordial deities

chaos (the primordial void from which creation emerged)

gaia/gaea (primordial goddess and personification of the earth)

uranus (primordial god and personification of the sky)

tartarus (primordial god and personification of the deepest abyss of the underworld)

nyx (primordial goddess and personification of the night)

erebus (primordial god and personification of darkness)

aether (primordial god and personification of the upper, heavenly light)

hemera (primordial goddess and personification of the day)

pontus (primordial god and personification of the sea)

ananke (primordial goddess of inevitability, necessity, and fate)

kronos/chronos (primordial god and personification of time; distinct from the titan cronus)

the nine muses (non-dateable)

calliope (muse of epic poetry and eloquence)

clio (muse of history)

erato (muse of love poetry and lyric verse)

euterpe (muse of music and lyric poetry)

melpomene (muse of tragedy)

polyhymnia (muse of sacred hymns, rhetoric, and meditation)

terpsichore (muse of dance and choral song)

thalia (muse of comedy and pastoral poetry)

urania (muse of astronomy and the stars)

the three graces (charites)

aglaea (grace of beauty, splendor, and glory)

euphrosyne (grace of joy, mirth, and cheerfulness)

thalia (grace of abundance, festivity, and blooming prosperity)

the three fates (moirai)

clotho (spinner of the thread of life)

lachesis (measurer and allotter of each person's lifespan and destiny)

atropos (she who cuts the thread of life, ending mortal existence)

notable deified mortals

heracles (hero who became the god of strength, heroic endurance, and protector of mankind)

psyche (goddess and personification of the human soul)

ariadne (deified wife of dionysus; associated with fertility and sacred rites)

ganymede (cupbearer of the olympian gods; associated with eternal youth)

adonis (god of beauty, desire, and vegetation, symbolizing death and rebirth through the seasons)

FAQ:

"Can I audition to voice a god?" Absolutely! Reblog this post with the tag #match made in the heavens audition and tag both @match-made-in-the-heavens and @shapeshifter-studios!

"Can I audition for more than one god?" Of course! Please change up your voice if you do so though :)

"Why are you voicing someone in a dating game? You're a minor!" Fun fact: Hestia is a maiden goddess! She's only available in the game as a friendship option, meaning I don't have to do any seductive talk or anything of the like. If you're interested in something like this, you should look up which gods are forever single and try out for them! :D

"What if I don't want to voice someone, but I still want to help out?" Send an ask to @shapeshifter-studios and/or @match-made-in-the-heavens for more information on other roles you may be able to fill!

"Where do I play the game?" The game is still in development at this point. You can't play it anywhere yet, but you can follow along as we make progress by following @shapeshifter-studios and @match-made-in-the-heavens!

Thanks for reading! We hope you stick around to see this game completed! :D

[epichermesholymoly]

Guess the moot

I'm currently reading PHM for the first time and I just met Rocky and he's SO FUCKING CUTE! Rocky is my child now. I'm adopting him.

@astralfmboi or @booknerd2712

[epichermesholymoly]

Just finished chapter 12

It's just...I FEEL BAD FOR ROCKY😭😭😭😭😭😭

Like imagining him being forced to sleep alone while not being watched?

Him watching grace for the comfort he provided his now 22 dead friends? I can fucking ball my eyes out 😭

IKR 😭 poor thing

[epichermesholymoly]

She project on my jail till I Mary.

Anyways who’s ur favorite character in the book OR movie. Or both.

Personally mine is between Stratt and Dmitri (when it comes to the book). I was more attached to Ryland in the movie than the book. Maybe it was just being able to see him rather than just hear him idk.

Rawr I hate this question because I love every single character. I think my favorite has to be Rocky (movie), with Rocky (book) as a very close second. Then Grace (book), then Grace (movie), then Stratt (book), then Stratt (movie), then Carl (only appears in movie)

[epichermesholymoly]

Hey since you are a phm fan I wanted to share an oc idea

What if eridian but also daemon (from rain world the watcher)?

Daemon for reference (yes it's alive, catch it some slack)

wait that’s genius

[epichermesholymoly]

[epichermesholymoly]

I tried making an ace flag with sand.. it kinda failed me

:o that’s so cool!!! In MY opinion it looks amaze :D

wait why did it take me a hot second to realize it says “grace rocky save” on a star-