Just an average guy

Hi, I'm Saitama. i'm just an average guy who does hero work as a hobby. ((independent, cross over friendly, OC friendly, rp/ask blog for Saitama from One Punch Man))

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Apologies to those whom i have threads with yet not responded, been having a bit of a rough time of it recently but i’ll try and get to them soon. I’m sorry.

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[yurionice]

anime vs manga — saitama vs boros

[platonicrpmemes]

Platonic Requests for Affection

“I’m so tired… ”

“I don’t want to be alone.”

“My hands are shaking.” 

“Don’t get up. I’m comfortable like this.”

“Please stay. I’d like some company.”

“Could I get a hug?”

“Would you pet my hair?”

“Will you sing something for me?”

“I just want to be close to someone for a little bit. Is that okay?”

“Can I lay my head in your lap?”

“You can touch my hair but don’t mess it up!”

“Here, lay down in my lap.”

“You know, you’re pretty comfy.”

“Come here, ya big lug/small fry.”

“Just take my hand. It’ll be better, I promise.”

“I’m not letting go.”

“I’ll hold you as long as you need.”

“It’s okay to stay, you know.”

“I’m so happy you’re here with me.”

“Your hugs are warm. We should do this more often.”

[konorai]

That ‘everything anyone says is funny no matter what’ part of the sleepover ///

Bonus:

[roleplayerscoffeeshop]

When I RP as a canon character, I always feel like there are other people that portray them better than I do, and I feel discouraged.

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Just so people are aware, i have updated my Rules.  ‘

Please see rule number 4 up the update.

my apologies to those of you who may be upset but this, it is not my intention to offend or upset you.

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karismatickitty:

‘ but, if i wait til i’m older, i lose the appeal of popularity! —-a high school girl crime fighter, that sounds like sailor moon!’ she grins at the thought. she can tell that he isn’t very popular. no, he wouldn’t be with that outfit and hairstyle. he’s not the cool bishounen type girls fall for.

‘ i can pass a written exam. —it’s mostly common sense. so, what type of class hero are you? are you new?’

“B-class, i’ve been a hero for a while actually” He wasn't about to go and knock her down a peg or two, he agreed with her that she probably had the smarts for the written test, though his pet peeve of not being remembered had been poked; suppress the annoyance Saitama, suppress it.

“Kinda dull but hey least i don’t have to keep a quota or anything now, it’ll probably be different for you if you join though”

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precognitiveignition:.

“Puh… No.  Noooononononono, no.  That wasn’t a punch.“  Jack sputtered a bit, the fire on her arms ceasing with a gust of air and a few steps forward.  “Punches don’t turn whatever-the-fuck that dude was from like, I dunno, eight feet of bad science project to a pair of goddamn legs.” 

The legs, as if on cue, then take a moment to topple to the ground.  No reformation, no round 2.  Just a meaty thud and a bit of ooze, which Jack opens a palm towards and begins reducing to ash.  In spite of this, she seems rather more focused on Saitama than on the mess.

“Seriously, actually, and honestly here, what the fuck did you do?  You gotta tell me, dude, please.”

“That’s all i did, i punched it” he shrugged, and reached into a pocket of his suit to collect a handkerchief and wipe his gloves clean.

“it was kinda pathetic though,” Saitamas voice was completely devoid of arrogance as he spoke, his tone suggesting that it was just a fact to him at least in some respect. Even so he expected to receive a verbal beating from someone whom thought that he was being the most arrogant man in the world, it was par for the course when your punches could level sky scrapers by accident. 

“I mean i can tell you my routine but i’m not sure what it’d do for you”

[aquaticresources]

Send me a 💬 if you want to add me on Discord.

I’ve seen a bunch of Skype ask memes, but I haven’t seen a single one for Discord, so I decided to create one myself.

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“...” Saitama sighs deeply, looks like its gonna be one of those days.

[nijimurasx]

One Punch man Chapter 131

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precognitiveignition:

Jack and her newest concrete bosom buddy end up taking a tumble across the street, with Jack’s usual penchant for spitting and swearing the whole time, but soon enough she’s shoving the two-tonne slab aside.  Not that the swearing stops, but at least most of it stays under her breath.

Mantis-Magma-Moth-Monster-Man, however, does his best to loom in all his mutated, mangled monstrous magnitudes.

“SHOP… SHOP!?”  The creature bellows, sputtering red-hot spittle from his half-mandible, half-jaw.  “YOU STAND BEFORE ME… ME!  AND YOU ONLY WISH TO SHOP!?  SUFFER, AS I HA-”

The swinging of his scythe-like fleshy limbs is cut utterly short by the fact that Mantis-Magma-Moth-Monster-Man has ceased to exist as a singular entity, and instead exists as a pair of legs in the street, and a torso careening in several gooey pieces into the lower stratosphere.  He does, however, leave something of a mess on Saitama’s fist.

This, in turn, is punctuated by the heavy thud of concrete being dropped unceremoniously, Jack picking herself up just in time to do nothing but gawk uselessly, her arms on fire and her firepower very much made moot for monster-thrashing.

“Wha… What did you just do?”

“Punched it,” he replied as though it were the simplest thing in the world, looking down at the now blood and gore smeared rubber glove that he wore with a frown before beginning to try and shake the mess off of his skin. Saitama always hated it when the monsters were bugs, they never stayed together when they got punch and always made a mess of his uniform, he really needed to invest in a washing machine at some point if his fund would allow it.

“Dammit, i just washed these too.. gonna need to by some more baking soda as well..” he was unaffected by what he had seen, both the flaming woman and the bug that he had obliterated with but one blow.

[memeartificer]

Said During D&D Starter Meme

Wine isn’t flammable enough. You need vodka or something.

Am I allowed to dance on her grave?

Look, I’m all for destroying things, but…

Are you still on the ceiling?

Are you /more/ or /less/ undead than [name]?

If you’re still alive by then, go ahead.

I will explain nothing. You must discover.

I know it was rude, okay?

I’m not happy about this, okay? I don’t like hurting people!

How many miles per hour is that?

There’s blood everywhere!

What’s a good song for this situation?

Will you seek revenge?

This is a family-friendly establishment, sir.

This is the third time you’ve run away over the course of this fight, if you’re keeping track.

That doesn’t count as a costume, it’s just a hat.

He’s all talk. He’s never actually killed you.

Wait, do you not have any money?

Well, maybe the demon has devoured multiple people.

He is not a scaredy cat.

None of us came here to fight a vampire.

What happened? Where are you?

Who did she get murdered by?

The vampire killed her, but not with his mouth.

You killed her! You set the fire she died in!

Doesn’t he know that tweets can be 140 characters?

Are there any other figures of authority?

This entire town wants to kill me, so I owe them nothing.

Wolves aren’t necessarily considered townsfolk. Can they vote?

Who do you report to?

These people don’t like us.

I don’t know what we can even do to help them.

That’s not my name and you know it.

This is by far the worst contract I have ever been on.

Now everybody wants to steal!

I’m not a thief, I’m a lady. And an arsonist.

It’s a bonfire.

Is the frog a good guy or a bad guy?

I feel like we’ve accomplished nothing.

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takusankcden:

Perking up slightly at the approval, she returned the gesture by gently taking his hand in hers. “Amai. And you’re… Saitama, correct? everyone kinda gave you a different hero name. .“

Oh thank god someone who knew who he was.

“Yup, that’s me” he responded with the appropriate level of enthusiasm,   “technically its Caped Baldy but its a terrible name so i don’t use it, whats yours?”

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karismatickitty:

‘ woah. —-so you’re like, a hero!? ’ she was interested in that. she didn’t know him. was her knew? that would mean he’s like a c-rank or something… probably doesn’t know metal bat, which she is a big fan of.

‘ me? —well, i’m kana! nice to meet you saitama. —you know, i was thinking about being a super hero myself… i got the looks, charm, and power. i wanted to do it, but i kinda wanted to be a normal high school girl too, you know…’

“Well getting an education is important so i’d say go with that until your older” Did Kana ask for his opinion? nope, but at the same time he felt that it would be good to point out the merits of having a decent education. Another thing a Hero should do right? be a good role model?

“Plus there’s a written exam to be a hero so it’ll help you out there”