Welcome to Duck hell™

DONALD DUCK IS A CLOSESTED BI TRANS MAN WHO LOVES HIS NEPHEW-SONS AND HIS TWO CABALLERO BOYFRIENDS.

[blackaerin]

Random Ducktales thought

Been seeing some goddess AUs in the ducktales tag and was suddenly struck with a thought: If the Spear of Selene is an actual mythological artifact of the moon goddess (well Titan to be exact), what if there’s an artifact for her brother, Helios, god of the sun?

After all, many myths depict him as not just a chariot rider in the sky, but one who sails a golden boat at night. And since Selene and Helios were sometimes identified as Artemis and Apollo, who were twins…

I’m just saying, it wouldn’t be surprising if somewhere down the line, Scrooge unearths a temple dedicated to a sun god. And wouldn’t it be interesting if history repeats itself and what happened to Della starts happening again to Donald?

Another interesting thing to note: one of Donald’s hidden talents in the Rosa comics is that he is able to see super miniscule details effortlessly (like the footprints of a fly on a doughnut), which is how he is able to distinguish the triplets who all wore black turtlenecks in the comics. The god Helios is characterized as being able to witness everything in heaven and earth under his all seeing eye.

[funnypages]

Donald the Arsonist

[transdonaldduck]

[avespecora]

The Duck Cousins. 

((If Fethry were to ever show up in Ducktales I’d be so happy)

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

CONFIRMED

CONFIRMED

CONFIRMED

CONFIRMED FOR DONALD AND GLADSTONE’S CARS

[atolitos-deactivated20191008]

Some Christmas-themed trash I did today at 4:00 AM. Don’t mind me I love these two.

[klbmsw]

[sethevans495]

Flush them all

[gertiecraign]

THIS!

This is the election that counts. Start educating yourself now on who will be campaigning to be your congresspeople/governor/etc. 

Register to vote NOW. Don’t wait. You can do it any time.

This is the fight we need to win.  VOTE  VOTE  VOTE

Also…reminder to pay attention to all local elections and VOTE. These elected officials are the people most likely to directly impact your life in the short term. 

[anauthorandherservicedog]

This has to start now. Right now.

Get your birth certificates. There may be a fee or long wait times. Make sure you get a certified copy.

Make sure you have ID. Dig into your state’s laws and the whole Real ID thing, because (and sorry I can’t research this now, but pneumonia) I believe there are certain states whose driver’s licenses don’t qualify for Real ID.

Make sure you’re registered to vote. Google it. Follow the instructions for your state.

Know where your local polling place is or find out if you can vote by mail.

Vote in ALL your upcoming elections. Yes, that means the little ones for city council or dog catcher or whatever. Vote those racist, homophobic, bigots out at every level.

They’re like weeds. You can pull up every visible bit, but if you leave one tiny segment of root, they’ll just come back.

To quote Mira Grant, rise up while you can. Because the Republicans are way the hell worse than zombies.

[poeskyguy]

blessed picture

[breanna-von-drake]

What Type Of Traveler Are You?

There are six types of travelers, which one are you? Test yourself now!

{I got a Classic Tourist lol}

[unclescrooge-deactivated2019052]

[justanotherquackinghack]

Ultimate backpacker

[modmad]

morning warm up sketch

he’s the cool uncle

[95jezzica]

Can’t wait until the little tykes get to see their cool Unca Donald in action in the new Ducktales! ♥ I need Huey, Dewey and Louie to get to see their unca being the absolute coolest and saving the day, because he deserves so much more love from everyone. ♥ 

♥ (Great drawing too, as always. You’re awesome!) ♥

[justanotherquackinghack]

All the ducks in Duck Tales, while anthropormorpized, are still the same size as a normal real life duck.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk enjoy the hc.

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

[incognitomoustache]

The Three Caballeros (1944)

Story: Chase Craig

Art: Carl Buettner

[sarroora]

I Finds The Excitements And The Much Fun With My Amigos, Too

[ratfuck]

There is literally no chance of us civilians being able to overpower giant telecommunications megacorporations and their lobbyists from killing net neutrality

dont wanna sound like some fucking nihilist but democracy is dead, whoever has the most money always wins, folks need to go out and destroy the rich in able to achieve anything

[ratfuck]

government agencies don’t care for you, they wont listen to your petitions, being a citizen voter doesn’t matter on the federal level as the bourgeoisie will just pay for laws that provide them more profit, the proletariat don’t have $50,000,000,000 to slip into the pockets of the FCC chairman to “persuade” them

what does work though folks is direct action, the bureaucrats aren’t going to even consider your thoughts or needs unless you torch their $100,000 cars and throw cans of paint on their $4M houses

[ratfuck]

Seriously folks, if it gets destroyed, which it WILL, you people need to go out into the street and cause property damage to telecomm conglomerates and scream at the FCC until they bring it back

If net neutrality is killed and all we see are angry posts and a few buzzfeed articles discussing how Disney characters would react then there is absolutely no hope for the people of this country to stand up to any sort of authoritarian control if they can’t do anything besides blog about their rights being taken away

[ratfuck]

And don’t listen to any of the propaganda being spewed by bourgeoisie institutions like Bloomberg or CBS or NBC saying this is a good thing, literally every argument for it is saying “the internet is too chaotic and messy”, who else would say this besided the owners of the parent corporations who will make TRILLIONS off of the earnings of us proles

Another effect of this will be restriction of freedom of speech, the working class won’t have a way to communicate and express themselves when you have to pay 15 bucks a month just to use a website. And you bet your ass that those that do are going to be presented content that aligns to the corporation’s political, social, and economic leanings

[ratfuck]

Tumblr, which is owned by Yahoo and it’s parent company Verizon (which would be one of the 3 telecomm megacorps that would make tremendous amounts of money off of net neutrality being killed) has begun to delete posts regarding net neutrality awareness, as well as automatically removing the net neutrality tag from people’s saved tags

Corporations have the ability, and will enforce it, to silence opposition against their profits, spread this like fucking wildfire

[peachhoneii]

What if Donald and Della alternated in Huey’s role of the comfort twin?

Donald ends up losing his temper and goes what the duck on some bullies. Della comes with juice and a blanket at the end of the day. He snuggles against her as she reads her favorite history book.

Della has a bad day at school. Where Donald’s teased for his speech impediment and temper, she’s teased for her rebelliousness, unladylike nature, and her ambition to become a pilot. 

She doesn’t lose her temper like Donald does, but comes home quiet. Della isn’t quiet. Donald sets her nest for her, sits beside her, and reads her favorite book to her. 

Unlike other people, Della understands him perfectly, and falls asleep beside him.

[peachhoneii]

Idea I had for Ludwig and Matilda, what if they're strangers until they meet because of association with Scrooge, only to marry later coming as shock to everyone?

I was discussing this with @donaldtheduckdad. They meet each other much later in life. Ludwig used to work for Scrooge. He may be retired. Anyway, he meets Matilda and is instantly smitten. 

It’d be cute to see their relationship progress culminating to their wedding at the end. It’d be a shock and annoyance for Scrooge. While he respects Ludwig’s genius, he can handle the man in small doses. That ain’t happening anymore.

[peeka-boo-blogs-deactivated2018]

That said, he’s never seen Matilda happier. 

Ludwig is scatterbrained, forgetful, runs off on thoughts and loses himself for days, but he treats Matilda like she’s a shooting star. He’s constantly in awe of her kindness and gentleness, he waxes poetic and scientific about how she’s the reason he gets up in the morning.  She loves him for his loving nature and his outgoing affection. He loves almost everyone he meets and INSTANTLY treats her family as his. He adores her nephew and her great-nephews. He is THRILLED to have Scrooge as a brother in law. She finds his quirks charming and is more than willing to help him find his blasted glasses. Even if they’re on his head again. 

[peachhoneii]

Your timing is always perfect.

Scrooge sees the change in his sister. Matilda, the sweet, kind, warm, person had hardened slightly over the years. The lost of their parents, of their sister had done a number on her. Living in solitude in McDuck Castle had taken its effect on her. When she’s with Ludwig, it’s subtle, but her eyes shine like diamonds. 

Ludwig sees this family and loves them instantly. Her nephews are his nephews, and they gravitate to him instantly. He smothers them in hugs and kisses, helps them when they need it. His quirks are charming and endearing, and his patience is stunning. He takes her out to the gardens, can name every plant and its quality, and yes, she may find he has conducted some experiment that results in a minor explosion…but he always cleans up his messes.

They’re on cloud nine with each other.

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