Bury Me in The Ocean

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[fala-alfredo-pasta]

How I picture the youngest introduce themselves

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

PuppetMatsu Au (pt. 1/4)

Been re-listening to Avenue Q and felt inspired~

[ichimatsugirlforever]

@mysterygreentea @redwylde @thebardisabird

[hyperfixatedonthatdick]

hi, do you take writing requests? feel free to ignore if not but if so would you be willing to write first kiss hcs with the matsu bros? like what’s going through their head as it happens, the moments leading up to the kiss, etc. thanks, i love reading ur writing! have a great day

Wtf?? Was looking through my shit today and saw your request. I didn't get a notification or anything for it. What a surprise you are. I thought this was for my other blog for a second.

Yeah im fine w/ requests! I don't advertise them but I don't mind them! I usually don't write mushy stuff, I usually shit post or dive into the horrors lol

First kiss w/ the boys

Osomatsu

Its bad, listen, all of them are virgins so they're all bad but hes especially bad. Like, he has had zero practice and does that weird thing where he tries to kiss you w/ a semi open mouth.

Expects tongue on the first kiss, no lie. He leans over tongue flopping out like gtfo my face your breath sticks

He probably expects it on your second date, maybe first if hes feeling especially frisky. You two were probably talking about something semi romantic and you look away and look back to that face.

You don't kiss him (obvi) so you just shove some fruit into his mouth and continue talking. You have to tell him youre not ready for that type of thing. He groans and whines about it but hes willing to wait. You're the most special person hes met so hes willing to wait for you.

That's when he gets strategical. He's making charts n shit, seeing how he can optimize his time with you to make you fall for him faster. He's getting those lips sooner than later. But eventually once the time is right you two do kiss.

And its horrible, he brushed his teeth at least(unlike some of the others) so at least he has that going for him. After the date he jumps up and down and fist pumps going "YesYesYesYes!!!!"

Karamatsu

Ohhh dear, he wants to he so smooth, he wants to be so suave, he thinks hes so romantic when he puts on that stupid bathrobe and petals leading to his uhh, couch?? Or maybe your bed??

Honestly it took a while for him to work up the courage to ask for a first kiss, like, a ridiculous amount of time. Then after that he decides he HAS to make it special!! You're his prized rose!! His darling gem!! His everything!!

He set up this whole thing, to ask you to kiss him. Complete with a serenade and wine. You have to sit through the whole song or he'll cry.

Once he actually gets around to asking you though, its soo awkward. He's just staring at your lips, looking away, blushing, looking back and repeating over and over. Eventually you get sick of it so as he stutters out his question you just kiss him.

His bones freeze in place, his heart stops, his mind goes pop! Oh dear what have you done you've fucking killed him!! Then he just stands up, bows, gets three steps before passing out

When he actually does kiss you, hes shaking the entire time. Like a god damn leaf, its do genuinely bad that he keeps passing out. Eventually he does get better but it takes a long while.

Choromatsu

God if you thought karamatsu was ridiculous you're gonna gasp when I tell you choromatsu wouldnt kiss you for a year. Like, he was petrified. Youd think since hes such a huge pervert he'd be chomping at the bits for a kiss but nope!

He honestly just has no idea whats normal in relationships. He understands that it takes people a while so he just assumes you also want to take it slow, right?

You have to make the first move or else you'll wait another year. It's also bad, hes very stiff and he has no idea what hes doing it. He melts into you and wraps his arms around you the moment he feels you though.

His mind explodes with fuckin fireworks and symphonies. He sits there wide eyed for a moment, wondering if this is real and if this is actually happening before just giving in.

He came instantly umm, he may have gotten a lil too excited. Choromatsu has to excuse himself for a moment to 'calm down. Cannot look you in the eyes when he comes back but he stutters out a small 'c-can we k-k-kiss again'

Ichimatsu

Ooo- another one that takes a long ass time. It honestly would never happen if he had a say in it. He finds those kind of things stressful and really unpleasant. At least that's what he tells himself to hide the fact hes scared to disappoint you

Hes the most aware of his virgin status, especially if this isn't your first kiss ever. Just feels so inadequate and unable to love you in the way you need. He wants you so badly but feels selfish for taking away opportunities from other more qualified people

Oo, your gonna jump his ass with love and kindness you stg.

You two have a very long talk about when, how, where you want your first kiss to be. Honestly your first kiss might be a forehead or cheek kiss. It takes him a while to work up to lips.

When you do though, its so worth it and so so horrible. You probably did it as a surprise and immediately regret it. Ichimatsu strikes me as a person who regularly forgets to brush his teeth so his breath kinda reeks. Then his lips are also so chapped and dry it takes you by surprise.

He barely processed what happened and looks for any signs of discomfort. You manage to not gag from his breath and gave him a sweet smile, asking if he'd like another one. He says yes! He loves the feeling of your lips on his.

Thinks about it for the next week, like literally staying up just to think about that kiss. You completely shook his world, now hes not a kissing virgin.

Jyushimatsu

Also bad, and probably an accident! He probably got really excited about something and ran up to give you a big ol smooch on the lips! Which was horrible cause his breath also stinks.

It was very sudden and very quick, he probably didn't even register it. Once you mention it to him he's like :00!! I kissed you?? When??

He brags about it to everyone, describing it in wayyy more detail than needed. Like hes talking about how your lips taste like, your breath, your wetness(ew). It gets uncomfortable really quickly

Eventually he kisses you again for real. Honestly, hes not that bad of a kisser. He's rough and will grab the back of your head to pull you in but his lips are soft and if he brushes his teeth its actually pleasant!

Todomatsu

He actually manages to make it really romantic, he takes you somewhere on a date after two to three months of dating and manages to make the kiss feel really organic and not forced AND really special.

That's in a perfect world at least. It's sad to say but his brothers immediately knew what he was planning and do their damn hardest to stop him. If they can't get kisses NO ONE can 😛😛

He spends 90% of the night fighting his brothers away w/ out you noticing and freaking out cause where tf do they keep coming from. His fancy dinner? Osomatsu and karamatsu dressing up as the waiter and try to spill food on him. Romantic walk? Ichimatsu tells jyushimatsu(who's in a dog costume for some reason??) To go chase him away.

Then, once he thinks hes gotten all the brothers away. He's sitting at a beautiful water fountain secluded and hidden from the world and his idiot brothers. He's telling you how special you are to him, you look up, heart full of love and hope as you see the man you want to spend your future with and see a ding a ling flying through the air.

Kinda a mood killer ngl as you and your boyfriend get chased out of the park by a naked pack of men(his brothers). Then once you've made it to your house, he apologizes til hes blue in the face and you just shush him. Before giving him the a sweet peck on the lips and fairing him a goodnight. Before pushing him out the door

I had way too much fun writing totty's 😭😭

[osodvd]

don't you find it all romantic, the way things used to be?

[silverhawk]

honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasons 

like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island he’s at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite the laws against it and wanted to try and help someone out and relive their glory days, only to be straight up murdered like fuck that scene is just so fuckin intense

[allthesebees-deactivated2019070]

[marisatomay]

[theladyspanishes]

I think the core of that scene for me is, when you’re insane like me and you go through it frame by frame, you can work out that Gazerbeam defeated the omnidroid twice - the only super we have enough information to confirm did so. I always wondered about his body in the cave, how and why he got the password… But it makes sense. This thing goes haywire, gets an upgrade, and goes haywire again? He must have been hella suspicious! So he does what any good superhero would do - tries to get to the bottom of what’s really happening on Nomanisan Island. During the process he’s clearly caught and wounded but has just enough time to get himself somewhere he can leave a final message, just praying that the next super to come along will find it and break the cycle. Gazerbeam is my hero.

[xxxtictacion]

Incredibles 2 has a lot to live up to

[thatgirlwithanopinion-deactivat]

All of this and…

I’m just realizing that the name is No Man Is An Island???? As in, everyone needs someone to depend on and connect with, no one is ever completely alone or should act all on their own.

[swan2swan]

Also Gazerbeam probably has X-ray vision–so he not only survived long enough to defeat the Omnidroid, he had the ability to see Syndrome entering the password.

[animagix101]

Holy guacamole! I should pay more attention, I don’t think I got any of that stuff!

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

does anyone think about the fact that now mr. incredibles has to live w/ the fact that all his friends getting killed by syndrome could have been avoided if he had just been nicer to syndrome from the beginning

[breefolk-hates-staff]

^I was thinking that from the beginning reading this and was shocked it went through so many comments before anyone pointed that out.

Syndrome waited until his machine was almost ready to go before asking Bob to come to Nomanisan. He also was surprised to find out that he was married to “Elastigirl”, which means he likely built his list and went through everyone else before finally deciding it was time to kill Bob.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Also, Syndrome literally didn’t find Bob until the start of the movie. He found Frozone and was stalking him. If Lucius hadn’t hung out with Bob, then Frozone was going to be the next one lured. There’s literally a scene of Mirage realizing that the guy in the car with her target is Mr. Incredible. He wasn’t going through the list, he was stalking and finding every former Super he could, luring them to the island, and then killing them, for the sake of improving his robot. Finding Bob was just a happy accident, and Syndromes obsession with him meant that upon finding a bot that could beat Bob, he figured he’d hit perfection and was ready.

and like, let’s be real here in the intro Buddy was crossing the line the second he showed up, Mr. Incredible mentioned he’d been very nice to Buddy, via signing a ridiculous amount of autographs and doing pictures and stuff, and that he was not going to risk a childs life as a sidekick (albeit in less words). Buddy literally showed up by breaking into his car, and then stalked him all evening until he was arrested. That’s disturbingly obsessive behavior, there’s no amount of niceness that would stop Syndrome, it was an impossible situation. No amount of nice was going to appease Syndrome, the second he faced any sort of rejection from Mr. Incredible he was going to lose it and go supervillain. After his arrest he should have gotten put into therapy, but yknow, set in like. the 50′s. so it makes sense he fell through the cracks when the cracks were a goddamn canyon. Don’t victim blame Mr. Incredible.

[kiokushitakaa]

reblogging for the last comment because blaming mr incredible for the deaths of his comrades is honestly such a weird take and i dislike how it’s framed as “fact” when it’s not. it’s syndrome’s fault and syndrome’s fault alone. full stop. he murdered them because he was selfish, entitled, and obsessed with mr incredible to a fanatical degree.

[link-the-feral-anon]

You know what’s really great

In the beginning when Mr. Incredible says, “Go home, Buddy. I work alone.” He’s holding up Bomb Voyage

In Syndrome’s flashback, he’s looking down on him, no bad guy in sight

Do with that info what you will

[torskunj]

oh 

damn

[the-trinket-fairy]

This is such good analysis, but it’s also worth mentioning the difference between these two scenes which, supposedly depict the same thing. In the first, Bob is clearly busy, trying to keep his eyes on Bomb Voyage (a fantastic supervillain name!!!), so he is distractedly telling Buddy that he is busy and that he doesn’t need help. The lighting is realistic, and although he is CLEARLY fed up with dealing with this obsessive and toxic fan, he keeps an even tone and doesn’t snap at him.

In the flashback, it’s a different scenario completely!! The lighting is all focused on Bob as if he’s under a spotlight and it is only the two of them. Bob’s pose here is also ridiculously condescending. He has his hands on his hips like a superhero and is looking down at Buddy with contempt and scorn. In addition, when he turns to leave, he dismissively waves his hand as if saying “Get out of here.”

It’s also interesting to note Buddy’s position here. His arms are extended either in worship or as an expression of all he has to offer in this relationship. He sees himself as a victim because he thinks he gave all of himself to Mr Incredible, just got him to reject him.

It’s also amazing to me how much Buddy’s suit is a reflection of himself. Everything from the black and white color scheme representing his black and white way of thinking, to the huge S because here only thinks of himself.

Bob’s suit, however, is blue. In addition to being associated with a calming and rational thought process, I think it’s also to represent that he’s on the side of the police. He’s not here for his own glory, he’s essentially working as an extension of the police force

[littlewitchlingrowan]

Also, let’s not forget when Bob is catching Bomb Voyage and trying to keep Buddy from yeeting himself towards almost certain death, he’s on his way to his own wedding.

That makes two things abundantly clear:

Bob doesn’t have an aversion to working with other people. Remember when he runs into Elastigirl earlier in the day? She reminds him not to “forget”, and he promises he won’t. They were standing over a thief they ended up accidentally nabbing together, or so we thought. They bantered back and forth about working alone, yet they nabbed that thief so seamlessly, you’d think they’d done it before. Then you find out later, Elastigirl is the woman at the altar. Making it clear that they had to have worked together, very frequently, enough to end up trusting each other to the point that they revealed their secret identities and had a romantic relationship outside of Super work, culminating in literally marrying each other. Bob is more than fine with a partner because he married his.

The other is that, Bob is trying to protect Helen. She may be more than capable of handling herself, as she flirtatiously reminds Bob on the rooftop just hours before their nuptials. But the one thing that’s priceless to the Supers are their secret identities. With Syndrome following Bob begging to partner with him, it puts Helen in danger. A fanatical fan like that can end up possessive, meaning once Syndrome discovers her, could see her as a direct threat stealing “his” position working with Bob. And because he obviously has a knack for following people undetected (he was right on Bob’s heels all over a huge metropolitan city for literal hours), he could very well stalk Helen, discover her secret identity and expose her in order to eliminate her, putting her directly in danger. Bob isn’t an idiot, he knows working with this kid doesn’t just put this child in danger, but also his own wife and their identities. It’s better to say he works alone and let this kid down as gently as possible, hoping to finally shake him off for good so he can work in safety and peace.

Which leads me to my next point. Blaming Bob for all his friends getting killed is buying directly into Syndrome’s revisionist history of Bob “rejecting” him. Remember, if Syndrome hadn’t shown up to Mr. Incredible busting Bomb Voyage, none of the ensuing chaos with the bomb on the rocket boots getting dropped on the train tracks and blowing them up, causing Bob to lose Bomb Voyage, then forced to stop a speeding train, resulting in the passengers getting injured, the attempted suicide being thwarted which injured the guy, and everybody suing Bob for it, ultimately culminating in the Super’s fall from public grace and forced retirement. All of those consequences are because Syndrome refused to listen to Bob and meddled in dangerous affairs, making everything indescribably worse. If he had never showed up, none of the above would have happened and Supers would have never been forced into retirement, meaning none of Bob’s friends would have been lured from said retirement by Mirage and Syndrome’s private contract offers which resulted in their deaths.

[fuck-philip-banks]

this post got SO much longer AND better

[khyann]

Not sure if this matters by now but

[korben600]

A couple of things:

- The reason Syndrome found all the other supers first (including Frozone) was because Bob kept getting fired from his jobs, forcing the government to wipe his existence from multiple companies and forcing his family to move each time that happened. He unintentionally saved his family by forcing them to relocate so often.

- Two of the biggest differences between the two versions of “go home, Buddy” is the focus, and length. In Mr Incredible’s version, “Go Home, Buddy” is a midpoint, a random event that just happened to stick because it was weirdly specific, and it was right before the important parts. The attempted suicide, train crash, and wedding are much more important because those were more important to Mr Incredible (since the first two ended the superhero movement, and the last was his wedding). Buddy, on the other hand, only flashes back to “Go home, Buddy”. Which is weird because Buddy almost died later that night from a bomb on his cape, and he almost killed dozens of people on a train by dropping a bomb on them, and because of that, he was indirectly responsible for the death of supers. All three of those things should be much more important to Buddy, but it’s a sign of his psychosis that the one thing he remembers is not Mr Incredible saving his life, or his life being in danger, but instead Mr Incredible rejecting him. Buddy was unstable, and an extremely unreliable narrator who edited out massive chunks of his own story to better justify his hero syndrome.

- Also, on a more sobering note, some have brought up how Incredibles 2 seems a step down from Incredibles 1, and while that’s arguable, there’s some related bits in there I’d like to mention. You know how there were a slew of superhero’s in the movie for when they made superhero-ing legal again?

Notice anything funny about that lineup? Anything at all? Okay, here’s a hint then. How many of these heroes were working before heroes got banned? How many of these new heroes are from Mr Incredible’s era?

Answer: None.

Frozone, Elastigirl, and Mr Incredible are the only ones who were active before the ban, or more specifically, were left from those active before the ban.

Think about it, Elastigirl was on the news basically continuously, there was a UN declaration on supers, any super left who had even been five degrees of separation away from Elastigirl back in their heyday would’ve come up to talk to her and her movement. But when Elastigirl was brought in to meet other supers, she didn’t know any of them.

And it’s not like she and Bob were loners who never interacted with anyone, look at their wedding day, it’s packed to the gills with capes (and possibly some secret identities too):

So…what happened?

Syndrome happened. This isn’t just some serial killer picking people at random, Syndrome systematically wiped out an entire community of people, arguably, an entire generation of supers, since Violet, Dash, and Jack-Jack seem to be the only kid-supers in existence.

That’s why Elastigirl is so emotional when she’s introduced to these new supers, she thought her people, barring her family and Frozone, were wiped out by Syndrome. And in a way…they were.

Nobody’s left from her era of superheroics. None of her old friends survived. It’s just her, Bob, and Frozone left out of what was once a thriving, vibrant community. All those bright lights snuffed out because some kid couldn’t handle being rejected but his hero.

- Honestly, this allegory kind of brings to mind the AIDS crisis and the gay community. A “syndrome” almost specifically targeting a subset of the population with a flair for dramatic outfits and superheroics, picking off members one by one until the population is decimated. The members of the community have to intervene themselves to slow/stop this “syndrome” because the government, which was supposed to protect them, is unaware of, or is blatantly ignoring the crisis until it starts hurting the “normal” community. Because of this “syndrome” there’s just this gap in this community, where an entire generation is just…missing…with the few survivors having to counsel the new, untouched generation, and helping them achieve widespread support and acceptance they could only dream of.

- Side note: I just realized something. Take a look at Syndrome’s kill list:

And take a look at that wedding shot again.

Anyone look familiar?

If it’s to hard to tell, at least four of the people Syndrome killed were at Bob’s wedding.

Mr Incredible wasn’t watching supers getting killed, he was watching his friends getting killed. People he trusted enough to share his secret identity with people he trusted enough to share his wife’s secret identity with. Hell, our poor boy Gazerbeam got a front row seat with Edna and their NSA agent that’s usually reserved for family only.

And that’s bad enough, but something else occurred to me, Bob and Helen clearly haven’t been keeping in close contact with their superheroic friends, Bob asks Frozone if he’s been keeping in contact with Gazerbeam, implying they haven’t talked in a while.

Additionally, Bob’s life, and the superhero community’s life, went tits up basically immediately after his wedding night. So if there was any point for them to stop talking with other supers, it’d be then.

So what does that mean?

It means, in all likelihood that when Mr Incredible looked at that list of dead friends and superheroes, he realized with growing horror that, his wedding?

The happiest point of his life?

That was the last time Mr Incredible saw his friends alive.

[north-peach]

way to sock me in the jaw with murder, mayhem and feels

[whisperingsoup]

the fuckin (un)intentional reference to the AIDS crisis is what really got me in the heart. I can’t believe I never put those two things together before, but it’s literally right there.

[thunder-the-ranger-wolf]

What’s interesting is the Incredibles came out in 2004 but it depicts the 1950’s.

They may or may not have been going for an AIDS metaphor with that plotline, but I do wonder if whoever came up with it was significantly affected by it? Either personally or via friends or even as a “degrees of separation” thing.

It kind of smacks you in the face, but I wonder if that’s the only event(s) they were referencing?

[marzipan0-0]

Shame

[maidragoste]

Jack's last thoughts are of you, his wife.

Jack feels like a bloody fool for not valuing you enough, for letting himself be carried away by the desire to return to his former glory days and the attention of another woman. He can't stop thinking about how he never should have left home, left you.

Jack can picture you cooking while the sunlight shines directly through the window. How many times he's witnessed that scene, simple but always warming to him. But he took it for granted, and now he'll never see your bright smile or have your sweet kisses again.

He thinks about you, wonders what you're doing, wonders if you're okay. But he already knows the answer. You must be worried about him; it's been days since he last saw you, and you must be trying to find him. That thought makes him nauseous and fills him with fear.

You couldn't come to this island, you couldn't fight these damn robots. You would die like him

Damn it, he'd rather you think he abandoned you than you end up dead because of him.

Gods, please don't come looking for him.

Hey guys, since this is my most popular post, I just wanted to remind you that my commissions are open, or if you'd like to support me with a Ko-fi, that would be a huge help too 🥰🤗

Of course I appreciate all the likes, comments, and reblogs. I never imagined this little fic would end up having such an impact 🫂💖

[lorablat]

I WON'T APOLOGIZE FOR THAT...!!!!

[demaparbat-hp]

Looking (dis)honorably

[y0cotharey]

Swag✌️

[gears2gnomes]

AGDQ 2026 - Ratchet: Deadlocked

"A feral Lombax unleashed."

[cuminpumpkin]

The dudes are done (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

[wyvern-witch]

𝕊𝕒𝕪 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕠𝕔𝕖𝕒𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕞𝕖

[pina-bread]

I can't handle my emotions. I--They--my baby boys (Mostly Alvin, but I LOVE ALL THREE)

[pina-brot]

I had a vision! A potential HC that I'm not sure if I'm committed to!

This isn’t meant to be ship art- HOWEVER! You can interpret that way if you want. I personally am not a huge shipper in general, especially with younger characters. But I also know this pairing is super common!

I just wanted to draw them being divas and doing makeover stuff! And I'm testing out Brittany's look lol

[jelyyy23]

[cottonbun]

It's been sitting in my drafts since May 2024, and I don't have any other sketches to add so here you go - characters sleeping, what did you expect?