Pen and Paper

Hey. I'm Sara. I'm back on tumblr and probably gonna regret it. 

[sixofclovers]

theyre fighting a god in the morning

[tropicalscream]

Help a trans artist stay housed this winter!!

hello its Troppy and its that time of the month unfortunately! Im still looking for work & rent is due

my goal is $800 for rent to keep a roof over my head during these colder months

ko-fi: link

venmo: redloop

paypal/cashap: tropscream

gfm: link

[calcifershearts]

what happened to hello. what happened to good morning.

[heartwarminganimals]

Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

[juniepup]

this is what happens in my brain when someone praises me btw if you even care

[kaereth]

Dragon harpy chimera birdy FALIN!! I love her

[trashcora]

PEDRO PASCAL 30th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (February 24, 2024)

[thequantumranger]

Pyramid Head in Silent Hill (2006)

[orange-catsidy]

[orange-catsidy]

faqs:

is this real? / i thought pro wrestling was fake? wrestling is 'fake' in that the fights are choreographed and the winner is predetermined, but the physicality is very real. there's no way to 'fake' getting whipped with a metal chain so hard it leaves welts.

why ARE they chained? this is a specialty fight called a 'dog collar match' where both participants are, you guessed it, fitted with dog collars which are then chained together.

is this legal? / how can this be allowed? why wouldn't it be? they're both consenting adults who planned and agreed to it.

but they could be seriously hurt! they know, and they accept the risk. pro wrestlers are well aware of the injuries possible in their line of work, and they do it anyway because they're crazy people.

IS there aftercare? of a sort, yeah - there's a medical team on hand to patch everyone up, and lots of coworkers backstage to give them a 'job well done!'

why are they wearing thigh highs? they're kneepads/shin guards for protection. looking like sexy thigh highs is just a bonus side effect!

ok, but why's that guy in a shiny speedo? personal preference. wrestlers can design their own outfits and some prefer full coverage long tights, while others wear less to show off the gams.

is that cm punk? yup! he unretired last year.

why do straight men watch this? i'm still trying to figure this one out. 🤷

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#is this just kinky as hell to anyone else or like#is that just me? 

Nah mate two half-naked muscular men chained together by their dog collars whipping the shit out of each other with chains in a ritualised power struggle with a predetermined dominator and submitter of the interaction in a public ring is wholesome family entertainment

[xenosaurus]

story concept of the day: a “medical mystery of the week” serial set in a world with monsters and superpowers and mutants and aliens

[xenosaurus]

It would be like. One part comedy, one part drama, two parts world-building. The hospital has an aquatic wing for mermaids and sea monsters. How do you treat someone who has telepathic influenza? We’ll figure it out, I guess!

[xenosaurus]

Some storyline concepts:

—a woman from a telepathic race based on anglerfish shows up in the ER in a panic because her mate, who is tiny and permanently attached to her body, has stopped communicating through their telepathic link

—the air-breathing doctors have to take over the aquatic ward after a mysterious illness spreads through the water-breathing staff

—an ambulance brings in an unconscious alien from a species totally outside of medical literature, the staff scramble to save their life while flying blind

—the first outbreak of lycanthropy in 50 years occurs following protests against the vaccine, the hospital is quarantined while the on-staff pharmacists try to control the situation

[xenosaurus]

If I write this, I’d want it to be like. Scrubs meets WTNV.

[xenosaurus]

Character concept: a demon who works in the ER because their ability to “steal” souls means they can bring back patients who are medically dead but still repairable if you can just get them breathing again.

[xenosaurus]

He has some insanely generic sounding name like Doctor Fred and has that “snake tongue, fangs, ram horns, red skin, yellow eyes, long tail, black bat wings” thing going on

[xenosaurus]

He’s like 35 and the object of unrepentant longing from most of the interns and junior staff. He’s kind and patient and great with kids and has the cutest hiccupy laugh and is absolutely the guy you want overseeing your training because he never yells. Everyone wants to marry Doctor Fred.

It’s a running joke that he’s probably a literal Incubus but there’s no aura or magic at play, he’s just got a perfect personality.

[xenosaurus]

I think I’m naming this story “doctors and demons” for now

[xenosaurus]

Another character is just. Nessie. The Loch Ness monster is here. She works at the front desk for the aquatic ward and pokes her head out of the water to pass notes and files to the other doctors.

[xenosaurus]

One of the aquatic doctors is Doctor Lagoon, who is the creature from the black lagoon. He’s very intimidating but can be immediately be calmed down by bringing up his human wife or their daughter. There’s a picture of him holding his wife bridal style on his desk.

[xenosaurus]

The actual protagonist is a human woman who considers herself totally normal but actually has SOME sort of powerful telekinesis that she constantly explains away as coincidence.

[xenosaurus]

There’s a character named Cadaver or Caddie who is a living corpse that constantly regenerates. She’s vital to the hospital for organ transplants but an absolute nightmare for the staff because she does things like host speed dating for zombies in the morgue and eat everyone lunch out of the staff room fridge.

[xenosaurus]

Also I think the protagonist’s name is Jane Doe or Doctor Doe, as a joke on her being average but… not at all.

[xenosaurus]

I think the trio of main characters are Doctor Fred (emergency), Doctor Doe (in-patient) and an alien surgeon named Doctor Hive, who is close to an insectoid Cthulhu. A running joke is her ability to keep track of her hundreds of children but not the names of any of their fathers or her coworkers except her very favorites.

[telecownetic]

I loved these so much I made some doodles

Doc Hive

Dr Doe and Caddie (who I imagine isnt a doctor but just hangs around and listens to metal in the morgue a lot)

Dr Fred, and Nessie

Dr Lagoon

Details from Doc Lagoons desk.

[witchmouthgeneral]

hey i’m dying these are so good???

[lookiamnotcreative]

[surprisebitch]

now this is perfect halloween content

[z0mbi3-s0krat3s]

Looking through some favs from Manzanedo on deviantart.com today for an image to head Chapter 6 of my vampire/fantasy/comedy story on Wattpad –> The Journals of a Vampire Scribe <– Click the link to checkout the story. \m/ -z/cm

[intermundia]

Top 5 Mustafar Quotes That Make Me Insane

1.After choking Padmé, fully high on the dark side, Anakin still offers Obi-Wan a chance to walk away. [+at the beginning of the book it's explicitly stated that Obi-Wan "frankly prefers to sit alone in a quiet cave and meditate" so... yes, anakin, it IS what he likes]

2.The iconic "identical, better than brothers, more intimately than lovers, complementary halves" quote, which is followed by Obi-Wan's inability to actually attack the man he came to the planet to kill.

3.Obi-Wan sensing death and deciding they should go there together

4. The repeated emphasis on how close they were and why this hurts so much more. It's personal.

5.The fact that "despite it all... Obi-Wan still loved him."

there's really no words for the cumulative impact of the 11 or so pages of the mustafar fight in the novel. it appears after about 400 pages setting the stage, and only 12 pages follow it before the end of the book. the fight stretches out on film as one of the longest of all time, but in the novel it's a harsh punctuation mark that pierces the paper and bleeds ink through the page. it stabs you, twists the knife, and fades away. i will never really get over it, i think.

[cyborgsmanifesto]

the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

how to put a condom on

where to get free birth control

the hymen debunked 

cleaning your vibrators 

how to avoid pressures

signs you may be pregnant

safe guide to anal sex

all about dental dams

disabled sexual resources

what is hiv?

feminist porn

female ejaculation

fisting 101

communication during sex

setting sexual boundaries

bdsm vs abuse

lube during sex

the clitoris

sex education games

understanding gender

what to do if your nudes were leaked

intersex

sexual consent

all about masturbation

tips for your first time

[femme-en-feu]

reblogging because sex ed is usually shit but it’s really really important

[bloominhibiscus-deactivated2022]

Y’all this is important!!!

[akuman0mi]

[griffonatrix]

i’ve seen like six different mentally ill women reblog this today

[loth-catgirl]

well i’ve seen like seven mentally ill women reblog this today

[autumnhound]

Not me over here gushing to my partner about realistic breast physiology in anime, noooo

[rozenkingdom]

I was just thinking “oh wow, they actually made the boobs like they’re real boobs and gravity is a Thing™” 😂

[intermundia]

vs.

it's more than just his lightsaber technique that improved over the course of this episode. he has ramped up from small gestures, to tremendous feats of strength, his power growing as necessity demands it of him. the context is forcing him back into being himself, and it's the best thing.

[anxietyproblem]

[merrysithmas]

the fact that post-Order Ben Kenobi became the greatest jedi who ever lived precisely BECAUSE, and as consequence of, Anakin executing the Jedi Order & dragging him across the metaphorical (and physical 🔥) flames of purification is something that can be so personal

Anakin and Obiwan as both the executioners of one another's delusions and agents of one another's redemption ✅💯👌