keep on keeping on

hi, my name is bear . 22 / i have a degree in english that i'll use for something someday / i aim to misbehave my favorite thing is to be told a good story and someday i want to tell a good story or two of my own.

[writingdotcoffee]

Serious writers write, inspired or not. Over time they discover that routine is a better friend than inspiration.

Ralph Keyes (via writingdotcoffee)

[sarahseeandersen]

[illegal-meme-grower]

[inthewerewolfslair]

[rubyetc]

circumventing the task at my own expense? me? never

[heckifiknowcomics]

Gotta love yourself

[wolverineholic]

[teavenger]

Batman and Flash are still searching for “button” clues…

[justbearly]

Marvel: Secret Empire #2 is coming this week and it is the biggest thing ever!!!1

DC: *politely releases The Button, part 4 a week late*

Comic stores: We can barely keep this Batman/Flash crossover in stock, but boy do we have a lot of spare Secret Empire lying around.

[re-unknown]

TITANS GO!

Don’t repost or edit 

[sheismadeupofdepths]

We were happy and they punished us for it.

Lang Leav (via mczoh)

[theliteraryjournals]

It’s funny how you can go for a long time in life not needing someone, and then you meet them and you suddenly need them all the time.

Meg Wolitzer, Belzhar  (via 7-weeks)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fiightingdreamers]

i think about the fact that somebody chose to end a multimillion dollar franchise movie on this scene at least once a week

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

[susiethemoderator]

IM SCREAMING

[sussuizkewl]

@happinessanddeath xd

[portmanteaurian]

Woman says pricey vitamin bottle from Shoppers Drug Mart was filled with dried pasta - CityNews

A health-conscious mom and daughter say they purchased an expensive vitamin product at a Toronto Shoppers Drug Mart, only to find the bottle filled with dry penne pasta. Anna Bauer-Ross says she bought the bottle of Greens+ capsules on Tuesday from the Shoppers at Spadina Road and Dupont Street for a total of $50.81. When …

Bauer-Ross headed back to the Shoppers the next day with her receipt and says the manager offered a full refund, or exchange. She accepted an exchange under the condition that she could open the bottle in the store. When she did, she says it was also filled with pasta.

The flummoxed store manager then snatched a third bottle off the shelf and popped the cap, only to find more dried penne. A fourth bottle yielded a similar result.

[gwenfrankenstien]

ive been laughing uncontrollably about this story for a good five minutes or so

[brown-nena]

How Amazon reviews go:

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “This is the best thing I’ve ever purchased in my entire life. Customer service rep was like family. Delivery time was 16 minutes, condition is perfect, and it has lasted me 20 years.”

⭐️ “Ordered a bed frame and got a pack of plastic knives instead. Customer service told me to fuck off. Delivery lasted 7 years. Caused a divorce. Lost my house. I am now going to jail.”

[spainstateofmind]

⭐️

“Product was correct, worked properly, seller included extra attachments for product, WAS NOT DELIVERED WITHIN 2 DAYS WOULD GIVE 0 STARS IF POSSIBLE”

[long-ago-1234567890]

heres some of my favorite ken m posts (click through to read em)