How Fallen, How Changed

25. Laura. Going from one adventure to the next with grace and aplomb.

[lizbid33]

has this been done yet

[disasterpigeon]

Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

[derpycats]

[princesstigerbelle]

No scratchy scratch kitty

[sodapoplio]

[kai-wildfang]

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

[coolsville-ghetto]

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

[zagreus]

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

[zagreus]

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

[zagreus]

i don’t know anything about geology

[zagreus]

[asymbina]

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

[zagreus]

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

[queensofthequeer]

I don’t know what I expected….

[winfieldblue]

Kelston Boys’ High School perform a massive haka in honour of the new Maori carving on campus

[obeyev1l]

I live for this

[katyakora]

This is the first recording of a Haka I’ve seen that manages to capture even a fraction of the true energy of it. And it’s because there’s so many of them that those boys would have been shaking the ground.

[prismatic-bell]

Seeing these boys in their modern uniforms and jackets and backpacks that say NIKE, participating in this ancient ritual, really just drives home what people mean when they say “I am not a costume.” The clothes here are not important. The energy and participation are important.

[kzsys-deactivated20230201]

im in this argument with some anti sjw youtuber and he just said one of the funniest things ive seen all month

[genuinehumanboy]

“don’t like it? become god” is one of those quotes that stick with you.

[highlandvalley]

[stachionalgeographic]

YOU ARE A SUPERSTAR ANYWAY

[punkeduppirate]

if they went shopping..

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

truly impressive how d&d persuades so many people to willingly participate in both math AND improv, two things that most of the population goes out of their way to avoid

[cutefunnybabyanimals]

[sunfortune]

🤔

[catgifcentral]

Failed Prank

[bunjywunjy]

I like how that cat obviously avoided the tape on sheer autopilot and it’s wondering what the fuck just happened

[valtsv]

[tomlhardy]

One of my favorite things about Chris Evans is that he runs like an absolute dumbass.

[thetendershark]

“He’s very fast and he also has a very unique run. I mean, it’s almost a dancer’s run. And when we tried to double him for running, there was nobody who could run like him. They just didn’t have the same dynamics or the way he moves, and he had to end up doing most of his own running.”

– Joe Johnston, director of ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’

[lilacblossoms]

 He DOES run like a dancer cause he learned dance when he was young Like the boy knows how to tap you learn to walk on your feet in really different ways my brother and I both stand weird from dance training I stand in first or second position like 85% of the time or fourth fourth position is v comfortable but yeah yeah yeah dancers run different we land on the balls of our feet and then leap off cause we don’t run we jump okay very quickly and very small jumps And your hips stay locked which is not just a dance thing but they do I could always pick my brother out at football practice cause he ran like a damn gazelle And track dancers man chris you meatball (via thunderboltsortofapenny)

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Hi also adding that he’s probably so hard to double in running shots because he fucking *bounces* all over the place. Which makes the fact that he’s a fast runner that much more surprising because that bouncing gait is a colossal waste of energy. I can’t tell you how long it took the coaches to train that out of my brother when he was in track (I keep talking about him and not me because he was actually athletic and I was just a very good fraud).

Also women often run with that bounce because we often get trained to walk on the front soles of our feet through dance, gymnastics, wearing heels, etc.

So what they really needed was a dancer or a woman to be Evans’s running double.

[lilacblossoms]

He’s the bounciest little shit it is genuinely amazing

(pictured: Chris Evans completely inability to hold fucking still)

[avengedwritings]

^^ That last one killed me

[falseknees]

And that was Charlie with the weather, thanks Charlie!

[auressea]

I feel this. @ostdrossel  have you seen this? It’s one of your friends!

[rubysevens]

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

[occasionallyomniscient]

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

This post accidentally made everyone halachically Jewish.