Blackhole of Time

Lover of AUs, rarepairs and OT3s. If you like my writing, prompt me, we'll see what happens... 

[katyakora]

Do you have ao3?

Sure do, it's right here

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[celoica]

Me in the theatre watching the supposedly funny movie with the cgi sheep

[picascribit]

There are 2 types of fanfic:

fanfic that I like

fanfic that is none of my business

[victusinveritas]

[coginthemachine]

kindred spirits with our fave trade school alum

[ministarfruit]

I love this text post so I drew it

[penny-anna]

oh god sudden thought

so as per various DC social media concepts Clark has a Superman twitter where he posts left-leaning but fairly safe & tame stuff e.g. happy pride from Superman. Clark Kent also has his own twitter account where he posts his actual opinion.

what happens if uh. what happens if he forgets which account he's logged into.

[penny-anna]

scenario 1: what's clearly an official Superman post pops up on some rando journalist's twitter and is noticed before he can delete it. leads to controversy when people conclude that Superman has hired this Clark Kent person to do his social media. Clark now has to deal w the fact that everyone thinks he's Superman's social media manager. employers at the Daily Planet very confused as to why he didn't tell them about his side gig

scenario 2: world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police

[the-legal-shipper]

Scenario 2: “world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police” and then the Shazam twitter account starts agreeing with him and that’s how the world finds out that two of the most powerful heros both hate the police

[penny-anna]

Billy, seeing what Superman just tweeted: oh cool we're allowed to say fuck the police now!!

[offonaherosjourney]

Someone tweets if Bruce Wayne pays taxes, and Bruce accidentally replies with his Batman account with a simple "Yes", so people start to think that besides beating up villains, Batman also spends his time staring menacingly at billionaires while they fill their taxes to make sure there's no creative accounting going on

[nightblackowlbat]

BruceWayneOfficial: yes, the rumors are true. Batman is my accountant.

[emptyjunior]

my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.

And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.

Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"

Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.

On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.

Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life

[luminouslumity]

I remember watching the original video ages ago, so I'm glad to see there's an animation lol!

[catchymemes]

[katealot]

Earth: does the same thing it’s done for 4.54 billion years

Humans:

[twinklecupcake]

Magical girl who had wanted to be one so badly but never had that magical mascot/mentor encounter so she summoned a demon to contract with instead.

It's not a dark story or anything, the magical girl is just as cute and cheery and friendly as factory standard and never loses that faith and optimism, she's just Pact-bound to a frightening demon from the underworld instead of a cute teddy bear mouse.

[twinklecupcake]

“What if he’s manipulating her to evil-“ No.

“What if she needs to eat souls to survive-“ No.

“What if she becomes horrified with what she’s becoming-“ No.

[writingamongther0ses]

Demon being viewed as weird for making a pact with a cute, cheery schoolgirl.

At every demon party where they show off their pacted there's evil, terrible, and frighteningly beautiful and then there's this teenager in a cute magical girl dress.

[pb-dot]

"I don't get you Goragog." "Listen, it's nice. Just nice! Can't things be nice? Is it a sin for things to be nice?" "No and that's part of the problem..." "You're just jealous Samantha created a "bffs forever" blingee with me. When was the last time one of your warlocks did something like that for you?" "*on the verge of tears* it's been DECADES!"

[twinklecupcake]

Meanwhile on the other side of the room...

"So what do you get in exchange? I get eternal youth and beauty."

"Yeah, and I get all my enemies smited."

"And my guy gave me immeasurable wealth. What'chu got, kid?"

"This super cute compact! Isn't it pretty? The heart-shaped jewels are so sparkly, and the mirror is always spotless!"

"...."

"And since we're pactbound, we're basically roomies now, so I also get a cool best friend and sleepovers on weekends!"

"...."

"Oh, and I also got my magical powers, of course."

[aroaceauri]

Er'trian, Harbinger of Eternal Night, Defender of the Shrieking Chasm, and Lord of Eight Furies stared at eir favorite rival in confusion.

"But it's a pact," ey said. "A deal. An exchange is built in! You can't just Bestow Magical Powers for nothing in return. So what are you getting out of this, Goragog???"

Goragog's dark eyes wept their endless ichor. A halo of eldritch nightmares flickered around his head. With deliberate slowness he turned to meet Er'trian's accursed gaze.

"The power of friendship."

[digitalchristian]

[hamburger-howper]

"And you KNOW how hard it is to find a good nail tech in Hell. Do you see these claws?"

*camera pans to the demon's 6-inch claws shimmering in the Hellfire's light with little hearts stickered onto them*

"The girl's got TALENT. And I didn't even have to give her that! I've had this polish for weeks and they haven't even chipped!"

[skrytch]

Goragog gets invited to the annual "Magical Mascot" convention and after the initial trepidation is a Big Hit.

The smaller and non flying Mascots especially love him because he is willing to carry them or sit on his shoulders so they have an unobstructed view.

The Ancient Guardians vote unanimously to make him an honorary Mascot including Membership in the Union with all privileges therin including his own personal chibi form to use when his normal visage would be problematic.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[injuries-in-dust]

Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down a corridor.

The residents and servants knew which floorboards made a sound and avoided them. But a burglar, or assassin didn’t. If you heard the creaking of floorboards, you knew danger was coming.

Even better, despite what movies may show, a lot of the old west was founded by Chinese immigrants, so there could have been carpenters around who knew how to make the musical floorboards!

[apocalypticvalraven]

They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.

[swan2swan]

The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

At long last, our paths converge, my rival—Wait, wait. Hold on. Pause.

Okay what the fuck is this dude, you brought allies? What the fuck? Do you know how long I spent looking for some empty, circular mausoleum I can wait in? Do you know how hard it is to find another sword of roughly the same shape and size as mine that I can just plunge into the center undamaged for you to take before I move? Do you even care that I've been standing here with my back turned for thirty fucking hours?

Fuck dude, my fight theme's an epic arrangement of my leitmotif called The Duel for god's sake. You realize that loses all its gravitas if Mickey, Donald, and Goofy here jump me too? If I knew I was in a JRPG I would have remembered to pack a 3rd, 4th, and 5th phase!

And are those debuffs? I worked my ass off on these strict but readable melee combo strings and you were just gonna oneshot me?! I made secret phase transition dialogue! I was gonna get exhausted and let you beat my ass if you knew my secret weakness to the starting move you unlocked in the tutorial! What am I, a fucking loot drop? You just wanted to see the next cutscene that bad?

No, no it's too late to go solo now, the moment's gone. Fuck it. Here. The HEAVENPIERCER. Just take it and go. I know when my bossfight's not wanted. Get out of here.

Fuck dude. We were even going to lock blades if we attacked at the same time... Had the camera ready to zoom into our faces and everything as I would tell you how I finally feel alive. *sigh*. Fuck.

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[cungadero]

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

[thrice-the-nobling]

prev's tags are too good not to save

[katyakora]

this feels like a silly question, but: will One Year have an ending? do you have it planned out? how far in are we? I'm loving it so far, it's maybe my favorite dpdc fic out there

It will! I do know roughly how it ends, I'd say we're almost 2/3 of the way through? Its seperated into Time Travel Arc and post-Time travel Arc in my head, I'm not the sort of person who maps out a story with a clear chapter count, so I can't give you a more clear timeline, but I'm doing my damndest to finish this thing!

[trekkele]

Jason: "If Bruce really loved me he would have killed the Joker"

Dick: "If you really loved Bruce you wouldn't ask him too"

[frownyalfred]

Jason: I want Bruce to break the rule that will break him

Dick, who knows full well Bruce is the kind of person to either fully reject that idea or dive in right away at 500% intensity: now let's hold on for a second--