Come n Say GDay!

Hey its Jay 22 He/Him INFP (cuz i always forget)

[pigpenandpaper]

My Magnum Opus: Columbo at the maid cafe, now on Tumblr.

[lifeinthegladhouse]

christ this website is absurd

[pigpenandpaper]

Actually, I made this drawing and not the website.

[kineticpenguin]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.

[stophelping]

Congratulations, that's the vibe

[mlnmo]

"there should be a tumblr sexywoman" there are???? does glados, the queen from deltarune and lady dimitrescu mean nothing to you???

[mlnmo]

the criteria is different from the tumblr sexyman, but theres definitely tumblr sexywomen as a category in itself

[mlnmo]

tumblr sexyman: needs to be pathetic

tumblr sexywoman: needs to be murderous and/or unhinged

[seijass]

[memewhore]

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[klapollo]

you will NEVER fucking guess what the first song is on the wikipedia page for “list of diss tracks”

[tsunderrated]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

these three emojis are brothers 🤔🤨🧐

[butterflypeaflowertea]

the first is the flashy youngest brother, the second is the pensive middle brother, and the third is the dignified oldest brother

[dsmsix]

[incorrect-vtuber-quotes]

Mumei: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Kronii, sobbing: It’s not a joke I’m a legit snack

[incorrect-vtuber-quotes]

Kronii: Here is my wall of inspirational vtubers.

Mumei: Is that a picture of you?

Kronii: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I play rhythm games on mute whilst listening to a completely different song

you need to see a doctor

[joltick-archive]

reblogging your own selfie

[hyperaije]

why is his name white he’s purple

[joltick-archive]

his name is redd white and he runs a company named bluecorp we dont ask questions here

[archivedbarfblog]

if you mix redd white and bluecorp together like paint you’d get a light purple or pink depending on ratios. we’re just not on his level. we never will be.

[charlesoberonn]

His hair is purple which is red and blue

His suit is pink which is red and white

And his jewels are light blue which is blue and white.

[dwagom]

his shirt is beige there’s something going on

[aliiiiiiice]

he’s a murderer also I think that’s worth mentioning

[insomniacflaaffy-official-deact]

This needs to be added though this post is so damn old

[sixthrock]

his friends call him WHITE BOY

[sword-and-nightingale]

He as a catgirl secretary

[justcallmecertain]

man looking through your following list and seeing 2/3 of it not active for over a year stings a little

[serregon]

not to be too negative but, downgrade of the century

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Men will see an increase in atmospheric oxygen levels and be like “hey is anyone gonna use that to diversify into a myriad number of forms resulting in an explosion of species diversity like nothing the earth has ever seen before” and then not wait for an answer

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Men will survive the most devastating mass extinction in earth’s history and then literally evolve into the largest land animals to ever exist rather than go to therapy

[i-draws-dinosaurs]