Fuckass Bird Apparently

[justcallmewindle]

too many people

why are there so many ugly humans i wanna see some pretty feathers....

is it so bad? i wanna dance.

... i need more wine

and a fuck.

[marc-not-not-a-god]

Maybe you should put the phone down??? Or keep posting this is gonna be great tomorrow

[justcallmewindle]

You would fucking know

Your too sweet. Your creative and kind and you just fucking goot here.... I'm not as brave as you. Maybe I'll just be alone...

[marc-not-not-a-god]

It isn’t always easy and I’m not brave. I just know everything would suck a lot more without friends. You included. Maybe drink some water and eat something.

[justcallmewindle]

i hate how much I want to give you a fucking hug. Though your boyfriend might eat me.

[half-a-corpse]

Don’t worry i won’t (we aren’t boyfriends)

[justcallmewindle]

... Right. My bad-

I have been attacked....

[justcallmewindle]

too many people

why are there so many ugly humans i wanna see some pretty feathers....

is it so bad? i wanna dance.

... i need more wine

and a fuck.

[marc-not-not-a-god]

Maybe you should put the phone down??? Or keep posting this is gonna be great tomorrow

[justcallmewindle]

You would fucking know

Your too sweet. Your creative and kind and you just fucking goot here.... I'm not as brave as you. Maybe I'll just be alone...

[marc-not-not-a-god]

It isn’t always easy and I’m not brave. I just know everything would suck a lot more without friends. You included. Maybe drink some water and eat something.

[justcallmewindle]

i hate how much I want to give you a fucking hug. Though your boyfriend might eat me.

[justcallmewindle]

too many people

why are there so many ugly humans i wanna see some pretty feathers....

is it so bad? i wanna dance.

... i need more wine

and a fuck.

[half-a-corpse]

You need a wing man or something?

[justcallmewindle]

are you making fun of me? I physically can't cry. So this is mean.. (⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠෴⁠ ⁠༎ຶ⁠)

[justcallmewindle]

too many people

why are there so many ugly humans i wanna see some pretty feathers....

is it so bad? i wanna dance.

... i need more wine

and a fuck.

[marc-not-not-a-god]

Maybe you should put the phone down??? Or keep posting this is gonna be great tomorrow

[justcallmewindle]

You would fucking know

Your too sweet. Your creative and kind and you just fucking goot here.... I'm not as brave as you. Maybe I'll just be alone...

[justcallmewindle]

too many people

why are there so many ugly humans i wanna see some pretty feathers....

is it so bad? i wanna dance.

... i need more wine

and a fuck.

[ba-clyde]

How do you dye your hair? I’ve recently figured out that boiling the water is an unnecessary step….

It has been a while since I have dyed my hair. I would use peroxide to lighten, but for some people who have lighter hair that is unnecessary. There are many colorants people can use. Check room 646 for some options.

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

Oh so that’s why Marc set water on fire

[justcallmewindle]

im going to kill him

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

Please don’t. I sort of like you, I don’t want to get into a fist fight with you.

[justcallmewindle]

you have too many people haunting you for me to need to deal with you.

if you want to avoid confrontation, avoid letting the little boy on the kitchen. ditto too.

[lets-explore-the-multiverse]

hey! i only go in for snacks!

[justcallmewindle]

....

[lets-explore-the-multiverse]

im still growing!

[justcallmewindle]

just dont go in while im cooking. okay?

(ill sneak you something good)

[ba-clyde]

How do you dye your hair? I’ve recently figured out that boiling the water is an unnecessary step….

It has been a while since I have dyed my hair. I would use peroxide to lighten, but for some people who have lighter hair that is unnecessary. There are many colorants people can use. Check room 646 for some options.

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

Oh so that’s why Marc set water on fire

[justcallmewindle]

im going to kill him

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

Please don’t. I sort of like you, I don’t want to get into a fist fight with you.

[justcallmewindle]

you have too many people haunting you for me to need to deal with you.

if you want to avoid confrontation, avoid letting the little boy on the kitchen. ditto too.

[lets-explore-the-multiverse]

hey! i only go in for snacks!

[justcallmewindle]

....

[ba-clyde]

How do you dye your hair? I’ve recently figured out that boiling the water is an unnecessary step….

It has been a while since I have dyed my hair. I would use peroxide to lighten, but for some people who have lighter hair that is unnecessary. There are many colorants people can use. Check room 646 for some options.

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

Oh so that’s why Marc set water on fire

[justcallmewindle]

im going to kill him

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

Please don’t. I sort of like you, I don’t want to get into a fist fight with you.

[justcallmewindle]

you have too many people haunting you for me to need to deal with you.

if you want to avoid confrontation, avoid letting the little boy on the kitchen. ditto too.

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

Hey. What the fuck.

Also the littol blonde bitch and the littol grey child are my friends and I will protect their right to be in the kitchen. I do not back away from confrontation.

[justcallmewindle]

i figured you of all people would understand the idea of home advantage. cool it soldure

[ba-clyde]

How do you dye your hair? I’ve recently figured out that boiling the water is an unnecessary step….

It has been a while since I have dyed my hair. I would use peroxide to lighten, but for some people who have lighter hair that is unnecessary. There are many colorants people can use. Check room 646 for some options.

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

Oh so that’s why Marc set water on fire

[justcallmewindle]

im going to kill him

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

Please don’t. I sort of like you, I don’t want to get into a fist fight with you.

[justcallmewindle]

you have too many people haunting you for me to need to deal with you.

if you want to avoid confrontation, avoid letting the little boy on the kitchen. ditto too.

[ba-clyde]

How do you dye your hair? I’ve recently figured out that boiling the water is an unnecessary step….

It has been a while since I have dyed my hair. I would use peroxide to lighten, but for some people who have lighter hair that is unnecessary. There are many colorants people can use. Check room 646 for some options.

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

Oh so that’s why Marc set water on fire

[justcallmewindle]

im going to kill him

[ba-clyde]

How do you dye your hair? I’ve recently figured out that boiling the water is an unnecessary step….

It has been a while since I have dyed my hair. I would use peroxide to lighten, but for some people who have lighter hair that is unnecessary. There are many colorants people can use. Check room 646 for some options.

[justcallmewindle]

need more shades of grey?

[gods-favorite-slut]

neck and back hurts I gotta stop contorting my body strangely at night…

[justcallmewindle]

i have a brace if you need one, might be useful.

[gods-favorite-slut]

Are you actually being helpful or are you making fun of me?

[justcallmewindle]

why would i make fun of you? just sounds uncomfortable.

[gods-favorite-slut]

Idk most people just make fun of me. It is tho just painful not uncomfortable. If you’re genuinely offering I would be willing to give it a try. Can’t hurt more.

[justcallmewindle]

yeah, its the closest thing to a job i have. meat me in my office to try some out?

[gods-favorite-slut]

Sure why not… thank you

[justcallmewindle]

cool. see you at in an hour

[gods-favorite-slut]

neck and back hurts I gotta stop contorting my body strangely at night…

[justcallmewindle]

i have a brace if you need one, might be useful.

[gods-favorite-slut]

Are you actually being helpful or are you making fun of me?

[justcallmewindle]

why would i make fun of you? just sounds uncomfortable.

[gods-favorite-slut]

Idk most people just make fun of me. It is tho just painful not uncomfortable. If you’re genuinely offering I would be willing to give it a try. Can’t hurt more.

[justcallmewindle]

yeah, its the closest thing to a job i have. meat me in my office to try some out?

[wrestling-muscle-mommy]

@sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice you've been to nice parties right, dear? do you work well in heels?

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

I- um- I-

I mean, da, of course ma’am. I can work in anything (and nothing…)

[wrestling-muscle-mommy]

good. and don't worry you'd ONLY be working in heels ;)

these have a very cute accsessory <3

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

I think I might need more chains than just those

I’ve been very naughty lately

[masked-protector]

I am begging both of you to learn the skill of private messaging.

[wrestling-muscle-mommy]

you could just not look? i know where the masks are if you need one.

[justcallmewindle]

he already has one?

[gods-favorite-slut]

neck and back hurts I gotta stop contorting my body strangely at night…

[justcallmewindle]

i have a brace if you need one, might be useful.

[gods-favorite-slut]

Are you actually being helpful or are you making fun of me?

[justcallmewindle]

why would i make fun of you? just sounds uncomfortable.

[gods-favorite-slut]

neck and back hurts I gotta stop contorting my body strangely at night…

[justcallmewindle]

i have a brace if you need one, might be useful.

[marc-not-not-a-god]

@no1finalfrontierfan let’s say hypothetically the kitchen is on fire. How would someone fix that. Hypothetically.

[marc-not-not-a-god]

I have it on good authority that blasting it with ice magic is a bad idea so I’m lost for ideas. Hypothetically.

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

It’s no problem, kitchens just do that sometimes. You’re good bro

[half-a-corpse]

I don’t have much experience but I beg your pardon? They are NOT supposed to be on fire! Marc what did you do I can’t even get to the rat room anymore!!

[marc-not-not-a-god]

I WAS JUST TRYING TO BOIL SOME WATER (DO NOT ASK WHY) AND THEN THE WATER BECAME ON FIRE???

[justcallmewindle]

ill kill you faster than any lie ever could.

[marc-not-not-a-god]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT YOU FUCKING BIRD BITCH I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO IGNITE WATER

[justcallmewindle]

and yet you found a way. "special" indeed. i hope your nice and toasty. your going to be in the next meal. do you prefer to be oven baked or spit roasted?

[sgtmajkollontaiyuriadvice]

I think we know he likes to be spit roasted, if you catch my drift :]]]]

[justcallmewindle]

As long as i pierce a metal spike through his dome and light the gold off his head ill be satisfied

[marc-not-not-a-god]

You’re so fucking dramatic C01T already fixed the damage. Also please don’t kill me im just a little guy.

[justcallmewindle]

just don't ever go into my kitchen again. consider yourself banned. or i swear to call the ghosts of famine. so you never have a good meal.