Guilty on nine counts.

Former orthopaedic surgeon and serial killer with a strong love for cigars, just doing his thing in a shit world. Zombie apoc OC character. Private / Selective. Mun is +20.

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i miss benj now come play with him

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archiving this blog and creating a new one

find me at the exact same url u gays

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i need an interaction with a shane or rick or any other law enforcement character who actually recognizes benjamin as a serial killer to a 100% bc i wanna know how that would develop

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if benj has been with rick & co when they found the prison, a story:

the group: cleans out the prison benj: ah yes ive done my job now, time to sPEND THE REST OF MY TIME OUTSIDE THIS HELLHOLE group: benj what are you doing benj: i cant be in there fuck off

benj: has been outside all day bc fuck the hellhole. it’s night. someone: benj where are u gonna sleep benj: under the starry sky like before someone: come inside jesus fucking christ it’s RAINING benj: im a strong independent serial killer who needs no roof someone: BENJAMIN ‘THE HOUSTON STRANGLER’ RICHARD SAWYERS benj: fucking fine

someone: here’s ur bed benj: in a cell someone: yes benj: are u fucking someone: is there a problem benj: no benj: takes the mattress benj: takes a couple of more mattresses benj: makes his own nest in the corridor someone: benjamin what the fuck benj: im NOT someone: ben please benj: GOING INSIDE someone: jesus ben: ANY OF THE CELLS someone: gdi benj: ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOT FUCKING SLEEPING IN ONE benj: aggressively flops on his pile of mattresses everyone: facepalms

this is what happened probably

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there’s nothing more satisfying than the sound of hitting someone solid in the fucking jaw.

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benjamin in the prison setting would probably refuse to sleep in any of the cells

no one can tell him to set his fOOT in a cell

he will hyperventilate and die

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thelegendarydarcylewis:

Darcy thought about what he offered. “If you promise I won’t die, sure. But I’m sure I’ll break my neck or put myself in a knot.” Darcy said with a grin. Her fingers pressed into his back, moving to the dip of his lower back. “Well you can enjoy my touch any day you want.” She murmured as she leaned into his ear. “In what other ways, do you to enjoy this?” Darcy had a pretty clear idea what he wanted. Her fingers trailed over his spine, finger tips teasing his skin.

    Benjamin laughed. “I’d love to see that.” If only to see Darcy with her ass in the air. And to touch it. The warm breath against his ear sent a shiver down his spine, and he turned up his face again from the mattress. Had he been 20 years old, her words would have given him an instant boner, but that wasn’t the case now. The tip of his tongue darted out and licked his lips, a small smile on his face. “Very sexual ways,” he murmured glancing back at Darcy, “but I could do with kisses for now.” He wiggled under Darcy’s weight, wanting her fingers pressing back into him again.

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Fluff Starters

“You’re hair is really soft after you wash it.”

“Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.”

“You smell really nice.”

“Would it be all right if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you.”

“I might have slept with your robe when you were gone.”

“If you steal the blankets, I am going to put my cold feet on you.”

“Here, let’s share the blanket.”

“You’re comfy.”

“You are my new pillow.”

“You are very endearing when you are half-asleep.”

“But I want to hear you sing.”

“We can talk over dinner.”

“Don’t be stubborn. Try it!”

“Don’t get up - I’ll do it.”

“Will you let me rub your back?”

“Care to give me a back scratch?”

“Star-gazing was a good idea.”

“You look beautiful/handsome in the moonlight.”

“I’ll always be here for you.”

“I’ll be here to protect you.”

“I think I love you.”

“You are my love.”

“How about something warm? It will will help you sleep.”

“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”

“Don’t be silly. I want to stay up with you.”

“It is not morning yet.”

“Shush and go back to bed.”

“I heard you talking in your sleep.”

“Your bed head is really cute.”

“We’ll do dishes together.”

“How about a kiss?”

“I love your hugs.”

A few were inspired by these.

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ok but

why is it so difficult for you guys to tag gifsets and shit from the newest episode

twd spoilers

that’s all it takes to write in the tags to not be a douchebag

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shxyme replied to your post: me: benj benj: yes me: remember when i considered...

this poor dude

he’s old enough to deal with it

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me: benj benj: yes me: remember when i considered erectile dysfunction for you benj: you wouldnt me: eye emoji benj: YOU FUCKING CUNT me: eye emoji intensifies

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i will unfollow every cunt who doesnt tag their t wd spoilers when it has aired

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❝ You’re lucky. Don’t forget. ❞

    Benjamin frowned. “I have to hang out with you, so I’m not too sure about that.” On a more serious note, Benjamin didn’t know if he would consider himself lucky. He was alive, which was an unfortunate thing these days. 

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thelegendarydarcylewis:

Darcy smiled as she worked his back with her skilled fingers. “You did yoga?  I tried yoga. It doesn’t work for me.” Darcy told him with a shrug. Darcy furrowed her brow as she listened to him speak. “You’re just a pervert, that’s all.” Darcy spoke before slowly moving further down his back, she shifted so she sat over his ass now. Her fingers dug into the worst knots, forcing them to release and relax. Leaning down, she pressed a kiss to his spine.

    “Really? Don’t wanna give it a new shot?” Benjamin didn’t mind teaching yoga - if more people could experience the same peace and quiet in this shit world, it would just be better for him. He snorted. “Shut up. You try to be isolated for eight years and the closest thing to human touch you have is being strip searched every day.” Darcy’s fingers made him pause to inhale sharply, grunting and  pressing his face down to the mattress. It hurt. “Think I’m allowed to enjoy this in more ways than one,” he said in a deep sigh. The warm breath and soft lips against his skin didn’t really help.

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» the walking dead sentence meme

Feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

❝ We’ll win. But we need to wait for the right moment. ❞

❝ It ain’t just about getting by here. It’s about getting it all. ❞

❝ It’s because you got no guts. ❞

❝ If you knew us, if you knew anything, you would kill us. But you can’t. ❞

❝ I’d like to take it back to awkward silence now. ❞

❝ Kid. I ain’t gonna lie. You scare the shit out of me. ❞

❝ If you keep thinking everyone’s an enemy, then enemies are all you’re gonna find. ❞

❝ Do soy sauce packets count as food? ❞

❝ Nobody’s evil. They just decide to forget who they are. ❞

❝ Some people are evil. I’ve seen it. That’s why I have to get back now. ❞

❝ I’m not saving you anymore. ❞

❝ I’m dealing in certainties, and I’m doing my part to give them what they want. ❞

❝ I love a gal that takes me to dinner and doesn’t expect me to put out. ❞

❝ In case you haven’t caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it. ❞

❝ You’re lucky. Don’t forget. ❞

❝ I get why you did it. Why you took it. You were thinking about someone else. That’s why I can’t. ❞

❝ You should know, there is no door number four. This is it. This is the only way. ❞

❝ People can try and you set you in the right direction, but they can’t show you the way. ❞

❝ I don’t give a shit if you think you’ve found the secret to life. ❞

❝ People want someone to follow. ❞

❝ Drink from the well, replenish the well. ❞

❝ Was the joke that bad? ❞

❝ Suck my nuts. ❞

❝ You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry. Hell, they’re all gonna be doing that. ❞

❝ We got here together, and we’re still here. ❞

❝ You’re a survivor. You always were. ❞

❝ When they come for us, we’ll end it. The whole thing. ❞

❝ There is no right; there’s just the wrong that doesn’t pull you down. ❞

❝ I don’t take chances anymore. ❞

❝ Dibs is dibs. ❞

❝ You want to live, you take chances. ❞

❝ I’m going like I should have. Don’t come after me, please. ❞

❝ I’m not planning to die today. ❞

❝ We have to come for them, before they come for us. ❞

❝ Why are dingleberries brown? ❞

❝ We’re going to have to fight. ❞

❝ This is the next world. ❞

❝ Your world’s about to get a whole lot bigger. ❞

❝ I like you people. I trust you. Trust us. ❞

❝ You need to know things aren’t as simple as they might seem. ❞

❝ Confrontation’s never been something we’ve had trouble with. ❞

❝ You still got family and you still got a home. ❞

❝ It should be someone who loved her. Someone who’s family. ❞

❝ I want to show you the new world. ❞

❝ Someday this pain will be useful to you. ❞

❝ The only thing that keeps you from being a monster is killing. ❞

❝ You point a gun at me, and I’m the asshole? ❞

❝ Things moved slow here, and then things just started moving fast, too fast. ❞

❝ Things aren’t as simple as four words. ❞

❝ The people around you dying, that’s the hard part. ❞

❝ The world is trying to die. We’re supposed to just let it. ❞

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"HEY, JUST IN CASE YOU'RE ONE OF *THOSE* SERIAL KILLERS, I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT WE'VE NEVER GIVEN YOU INSTRUCTIONS TO GO OUT AND KILL HOOKERS. THAT WOULD'VE BEEN THE CRAZY TALKING, NOT US. JUST AN FYI."

    What the fuck was happening right now. “I’ve never been a religious man,” he said, his voice quiet and calm as his eyes narrowed while he tried to make sense of the situation. “It was always my own choice.”