Just Fencer Things

"So you like stab people right?"

[justfencerthings]

fun fact i draw!! please dont steal that would be great dude follow me on ig @/aangelaart

[obsidian-sphere]

Cosmopolitan, February 1937

[justfencerthings]

When u practice too hard??? And get blisters on ur feet so that it hurts to walk?? Like shit dude

[snozkat]

REBLOGGING AGAIN CAUSE I JUST LEFT PRACTICE AND THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW AND I LOWKEY WANNA DIE

[justfencerthings]

I literally made this post after i left practice 😂😂😂

[leftyguitarist]

And then the blister starts peeling and you have to cut of a millimetre thick chunk of skin off the ball of your foot then it’s crazy sensitive until the callous reforms and the cycle starts over

[justfencerthings]

Oh gods too real

[justfencerthings]

When u practice too hard??? And get blisters on ur feet so that it hurts to walk?? Like shit dude

[snozkat]

REBLOGGING AGAIN CAUSE I JUST LEFT PRACTICE AND THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW AND I LOWKEY WANNA DIE

[justfencerthings]

I literally made this post after i left practice 😂😂😂

[modernfencing]

[ID: two fencers on swings, bouting with foils.]

Fencing Mob in Beaverton, OR!

[sparklywaistcoat]

Does this place take advance registrations? Cuz when I’m old and doddery I want to live there.

[the-fencing-life]

Things We Think of During A Bout:

•Why is this ref so bad?

•Where the hell is my coach?

•Man I should’ve packed a Gatorade

•Why does my opponent keep hitting me in the fucking leg!?! How bout you pick somewhere else that isn’t completely ridiculous!

•Hey that fencer over there is pretty hot!

•Dammit this ref must hate me

•Why are my socks so dirty?!?

•Why the fuck are my socks falling down?!?

•My blade has a weird bend that won’t come out ahhhhhhhhhhh

•I’m going to fucking lose this bout

•Is my phone in my pocket……?!?!?

•Ok you have the lead don’t fuck it up….. You fucked up

•No matter how stupid the calls are that the ref is making try not to strangle them!

•Thank god for the break! My nose was itchy as fuuuuuuckkkkkk

•I really need to pee

•I have a wedgie like a motherfucker

•Why is my opponent yelling when that was obviously my touch, fucking dumbass

•Dad stop yelling along the sidelines what I need to do, my coach is literally right next to you

•Where the fuck are my parents

•How the hell am I suppose to get to 15, this is gonna take too long!

•Wait where’s my coach going?!? I can’t do this without you, ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

•Don’t get emotional during this bout, knock it off!!!

•We get it you’re aggressive, but that doesn’t mean you have to scream…. Jerk

•Omg my glove is so sweaty

•I’m honestly starving

•That totally wasn’t my touch…. But I’m not gonna tell the ref that

•Why is her coach telling her an entire sequence of things to do against me? They realize I can hear….right?

•I need to sneeze…

•I swear if their body cord goes off again I’m going to rip it out of their jacket and slap them with it

•It’s your weapon that’s not working, how is this a mystery gahhhhhhhhhhhhd

•hey I think my ref kinda likes me…..

•wait a second what did coach just tell me to do like two seconds ago…. WHY AM I SO FORGETFUL

•no I don’t have a dead spot, you’re just really bad at controlling your blade

•did my opponent just sass the ref? Omg I’m gonna win this!

•holy sh*t there’s only 40 seconds left!!!!! F**************ccccccckkkk

•who the hell is screaming?!? Where’s that screaming coming from?

•wow, I can see my opponents face through their mask…. They look really angry or like they need to take a shit

•omg let’s try something new in this bout… Why did I try something new in that bout…

•hahaaaaaaaaaaa I only have one touch left in order to win!!!!!!! (1 min later) how did I fuck that up?

[donttellmehowtofence]

Don’t tell me how to parry 4. 

[bewilderedbird-deactivated20231]

Some fencing studies during lunch break to get a better feeling for dynamic poses :) I’m not very creative or productive lately (everything is kinda meh), but hopefully I can recharge my energy level the next few days visiting my parents together with my girlfriend and celebrating our one year anniversary <3

Until monday, guys!

[the-fenc3r]

Want to be a good fencer ?  Teach yourself how to do splits.

[justfencerthings]

Tfw fencing

Body and head cord: in

Sword: out

Position: en garde

Score machine: starts endlessly beeping

I scream in exasperation and is forcibly removed from the strip to check what peice of equipment fails

[fencerproblems-blog]

[submission by thetokenredheadedchick]

[engardepretsallez]

Gu Bongil’s terrifying lunge

[neoliberalismkills]

reblog if women with swords

[veeranger]

Foil: for normal people whom want to fence Epee: for vicious murderers whom try to stab your kneecaps and fingers and head for fun Saber: for people whom are possessed by an actual demon and frankly terrify me

[i-effing-love-fencing]

True.

[incorrectsportsfacts]

The object of fencing is to build your fence as quickly as possible without letting the house escape

[onguard-ready-fence-blog]

when you search fencing on tumblr and you get descriptions on how to build literal fences