Just Guynan Things

Just Guynan Things.

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Rick Sanchez Kill Count (Season 1 and 2)

WUBBALUBBADUBDUB! 1. These are only Kills by the Rick Sanchez from reality C-137 2. Did I miss any Kills or do you not agree with anything else with me, figh...

PSA: This video counts rick as killing himself when [SPOILER]he takes the dead rick’s place in the Kronenberg episode[/SPOILER], thus contributing to the kill count. But the same channel doesn’t count it as a kill for morty, who does the same? Fishy.

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Seeds

Does anyone else feel bad when they eat food with seeds, like strawberries? I feel like I owe it to the plant to go shit in a field or something. #ToiletsAreInplantmane

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Gender Pronouns

I just want to put it out there before any privileged shitlords think they have the right to ask: I identify as a silicon-based lifeform, and my preferred pronouns are Si, Sil, and Sili.  When I think of what carbon is doing to our planet I just feel sick, and I can’t believe I really belong in a body made of that disgusting, hateful stuff.  If you’re going to talk to me (using your silicon-based slave computer) please make sure to respect my pronouns.

I’ll post more about society’s abuse of motherboards in a later post.  Fuck the patriarchy.

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Trigger Warnings

Hey followers, lately I’ve been more and more disturbed by the stuff I’ve been seeing, and I just have to speak out.  As you know I identify as acomfortable:  I was born without the ability to feel comfortable in any situation, and this condition has also led to anxiety (which is different, since it’s rooted in anticipation of discomfort), my identifying as aromantic and asexual, and an unshakeable sense of being otherkin.  I’m still searching for my kintype, so far nothing has felt right but I’m positive I’ll find it if I keep an open mind.

So, now that any new friends know me, I feel that you can relate to my situation:  constant trigger warnings are privileged and really depressing to me, someone who doesn’t have the privilege of being comfortable.  Seeing so much emphasis placed on comfort makes me feel invalid, like society considers my life to be the worst thing imaginable.  I’m happy with who I am, so why do they have to constantly bring up the one thing about myself that makes me the most uncomfortable?

So if anyone can help me out with this I’d love you forever (you know, as friends xD).  Tag things that don’t trigger you so I don’t have to see triggering trigger warnings all the time.  And if the tumblr admins could implement something too that’d be super.

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The Jesus Wood finally found a home