the universe machine

chair/23/any pronouns 🌻 personal blog of @cheroid

[anglaised]

resident delightful

[anglaised]

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[kaijuerotica]

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

[barbreypilled]

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

[naamahdarling]

I love frogs so much

[taraljc]

he has so much to say! clearly he was cat in a past life

[dailysnoopy]

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

[i-am-a-fish]

I really love this website and the people on it a lot

[shamesonlydaughter]

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

[fiyero3305]

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

[blueindeed]

I tell this story all the time but I'll tell it again! When I taught kindergarten full time, we had a working bee one weekend where we did a bunch of gardening/landscaping in the outdoor area. One of the dads put up a bit of fencing, then stood back and had a look, kind of frowning like he wasn't sure. His wife then came along, and the following conversation ensued:

Wife: GETMO? Husband: (after a moment, with a sigh) Yeah, GETMO. Me: GETMO? Wife and husband, in perfect unison: Good Enough To Move On

Absolutely LIFE CHANGING acronym, friends and enemies.

[victusinveritas]

[valarhalla]

[valarhalla]

[kaxen]

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[smoky-moka]

good night sketches

[moosekleenex]

add yours!

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[destinationtoast]

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

[halfbloodfanboy]

[mousegirlheart]

release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

[were--ralph]

LMAO THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE

[hiyari8]

[sioltach]

watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

[loth-catgirl]

[tessas-ratblog]

i see a capybara and my brain goes “capybapy” and there’s nothing i can do about it

[tessas-ratblog]

just to clarify things

[heartseeker]

why is this the only gif that will load on discord 😭

[heartseeker]