dearly departed

Justin Aker. Younger Aker brother., Better looking Aker brother. Husband and a dad.

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jason-aker:

“You can still find happiness with someone else.”

“Fine. I’ll see that redhead.”

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jason-aker:

“I didn’t want you to ruin things with Em and your son. And I didn’t believe that Jessica was serious about you.”

“I guess we’ll never know.”

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jason-aker:

“Come on, man. You know I want you to be happy.”

“You know, I was happy with Jessica and you thought that was bullshit.”

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jason-aker:

“So hey, I might have an in for you with that redhead nurse from the hospital. All you gotta do is say the word.”

“What’s wrong with her? ‘Cause I know there’s gotta be a catch.”

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jason-aker:

“I got weed. You wanna get lit?”

“You know I do.”

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jason-aker:

“I love you, asshole.”

“I love you too.”

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jason-aker:

“It’s a deal. A sacred deal.”

“Whatever.”

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jason-aker:

“Then let’s just make a sacred pact to both stay away from her. She doesn’t need any more petty Aker drama in her life.”

“Sounds good to me.”

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jason-aker:

“Gross. Fuck that. I swear, Justin- if you try that I will fuck your ex-wife and marry her myself..”

“Dude, I’ll find a way to cut your dick off if you even try.”

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jason-aker:

“Better to upset her now then let her fall into your dumbass trap.”

“Whatever. She’d probably be thrilled to have me back either way.”

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jason-aker:

“You’re fucking stupid. I’ll tell her what you’re doing.”

“And what, make Em upset?”

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jason-aker:

“Don’t be a dick.”

“I think I will be.”

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jason-aker:

“I bet you couldn’t. You nuked that bridge, bro.”

“Do you dare me?”

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jason-aker:

“You know it was her?” Jason asked skeptically, stepping back so Justin could come into the apartment if he wanted to. He sighed as Justin listed off the women that he’d slept with, wishing he knew how to get Emelie off that list.

“I didn’t fuck your wife, Justin. Not that she’s your wife now. We didn’t sleep together either way.” That wasn’t entirely true. Jason had slept in the bed next to her- they just hadn’t had sex.

“Yeah, just rub it in. You know, I bet I could make her come back to me if I wanted.”

Justin frowned when Jason spoke, feeling like Jason was just rubbing it in that Emelie had divorced him.

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jason-aker:

Jason knew that he deserved that. He had meant to go by and check on his little brother, he’d just opted out by getting drunk and trying to have sex with Lou instead.

“I’m sorry, man. I do hate you, but, I was upset. You’re a fucking prick but I probably should have checked to make sure you were still okay.”

“Well, I am. No thanks to your dumb ass,” he said, frowning. “You know my car got all keyed up from the psycho porn star? Your dick must be haunted, ever girl you’re with goes nuts. Kjer, Effie, Em.” Justin rattled off the shortlist of who he thought that Jason had sex with, even though he wasn’t entirely sure if Jason had slept with Emelie or not.

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Justin was in no mood to see his older brother, having felt betrayed by the fact that Jason choked him out (naked), embarrassed him in front of his longtime crush, and then had the audacity to just move out like he was in the wrong. But here he was, at his brother’s new apartment, trying to see how he was doing. If he was getting his ass beat by other people, eating any food, or hiding Em or Kjer in there. 

“Man, you must really hate my ass if you didn’t even bother to see if I didn’t die of some damn stroke or something,” Justin said as soon as Jason opened the door.

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galedreyer:

“…Why would I be curious about something that I see, all the time, whether I like it or not?”

“Man, you’re no fun.”