I Wish I Was That Badass

Justine | 23 | Scottish

[justinereadstrash]

Need some of these vibes rn

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[justinereadstrash]

Need some of these vibes rn

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[cannibalchicken]

[fixyourwritinghabits]

IF YOUR FANTASY WORLD HAS DRAGONS AND ELVES IT CAN ALSO HAVE PEOPLE OF COLOR

It’s literally that easy.

[justinereadstrash]

HELP!

I’ve just come back from an extended tumblr hiatus and in desperate need of some quality (still active) fantasy book blogs (or any other active people that you recommend on here)

I’ve missed the tumblr vibes and ready to get dragged back into this trash site!

[mothurs]

me: i hate boys boy: *slightly pays attention to me* me: 😩😩😍😍💦

[memewhore]

[spacewitch]

this feeling i’ve never had but desperately want

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Don't get sucked into the "if they really cared I wouldn't have to say something" spiral. No matter how close you are with someone, it's unfair to expect them to know things you haven't actually communicated.

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

what a time to be alive during Tumblr’s “edgy” phase

[nilhisticqueen]

Seems about right.

[bikuwana-still-on-discord-deact]

no offense but i think we should go back to bullying staff

[sixpenceee]

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

TRY IT !

[aquarian-sunchild]

“Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

“Uh, it looked cool on the internet?”

[tackminyard]

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

[quillsand]

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

[coloneltomarry-deactivated20180]

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

[hjemne]

Visit Original Link

My edit ↳ Headphones recomended

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

[whetstonefires]

see i have known since childhood that i would not do this because without a source of up-to-date prescription eyeglasses i am useless for everything forever

[leftboob-enthusiast]

I wear glasses too but here’s the thing about living in a magical fantasy land……………..there’s magic……….and if a wizard can’t give me 20/20 vision then what the fuck are they even calling themselves a wizard for? either my glasses get enchanted or you give me the eyesight of a hawk but I need to see a dragon in high fucking definition, my dude 

[justinereadstrash]

U ok McGonagall?

[shock]

completely serious, tumblr should’ve been 16+ to begin with anyway. tumblr was incredibly detrimental to my mental health before i was an adult long enough to navigate it much differently. if you’re under 16 i would take this chance to engage with your interests & peers in a different and more constructive, positive way. 

[tolkien-in-beleriand]

Every time I read that post about doing things out of spite I remember that C. S. Lewis put that fucking street lamp in Narnia because Tolkien once said that no good fantasy story would have a lamp in it.