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HI I'm El and enjoy

[meanplastic]

literally who thought she would be good for this i’m SCREAMING

[las-karens]

[british-swimchick]

Why is the log out option fucking hidden on this god forsaken hellsite

[bob-belcher]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

See, this? THIS is how you joke on “Thor being dumb”. It’s not that he’s actually DUMB, it’s that he’s ignorant to a lot of Earth things because he’s not FROM here, but also he’s a confident extrovert who’s going to act like he DOES know what he’s doing.

[impactings-deactivated20240405]

When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

[sheepdippedmax]

If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it

[fluoride-bomb]

max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them

[grand-lunarch-of-avacyn]

I genuinely cannot comprehend how they came up with that paragraph

[girlbossjodiarias]

How is this website free

[gravywheels]

It isn’t free. I pay dearly for every post

[margauxwill]

I pay dearly for every post.

[unclefather]

It’s called “innovation” look it up

[clockworkrobotic]

This misses out the part where he actually pulled it off and only got caught because he went back to the same store to do it again

[skygenders]

no joke one time i had just met this gay girl and i told her i was lesbian and she went off saying she was technically a lesbian but she hated lesbians so she refused to call herself one

[skygenders]

this was in college btw

[cheese24k]

[shaydee604-blog-deactivated2019]

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

[alskgirl]

holy shit

[punch-a-your-buns]

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

[prozacmorning]

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

[hailingfrequencies]

was not expecting that handstand jfc

[annoyedmccoy-deactivated2016120]

im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty

especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well

they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard

[annoyedmccoy-deactivated2016120]

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2

[jurassicbarnes-archives]

as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this

[marauders4evr]

JUST GIVE GALAVANT A CHANCE; THAT’S ALL I ASK!

[LATER]

JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE!

[fangirltothefullest]

It’s a serious crime that it was cancelled it was amazing AND it was a musical.

[lemonglow2018-deactivated201808]

My head, or as I like to call it, my suffering dome,

[jongyyy]

[walkertexashater]

What does this even mean

[bihet-dragonize]

It means he let his wife possibly get a communicable disease and pass it on to patients cuz he’s a douchebag lmao

[walkertexashater]

Djdndnnd I didnt even realize that because I was so thrown by the galaxy brain logic of “My wife didn’t murder our sick child, this is what you feminists should strive for instead of abortion, CHECKMATE!”

[hydro-homies]

A different point of view.

[solarpunkcast]

If you want to know more about how coal miners literally sell their bodies, PBS and NPR did a fantastic documentary on this, that is now live.

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[the100collateraldamage]

Please March. Redeem this last year

[forevers-too-short]

[stuffingbuttsandstuff-deactivat]

what year is this from? 2008?

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

[willow-wanderings]

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.

[whatevercomestomymind]

Omfg dying

[nokhizzy]

[divitiasdraconis]

This is the future liberals (me) want

[socialistexan]

[transenbyhollis]

This is better than bathroom signs with like an image of mermaids n shit. As much as we like to joke trans people aren’t actually cryptids

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

random-nintendo-gamer said:

Can you sing Uptown Funk in a Goofy voice please?

uptown goof you up

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

No you don’t understand pls actually listen to this

[blondermelon]

Definitely did not expect…that.

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

Tears are rolling down my face from laughing it’s not what you think it is

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Tag your Kingdom Hearts 3 spoilers!

[catchymemes]

McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them.

[confused-robot-cat]

The full story:

There is an Irish restaurant chain called Supermacs that has opnened around 100 stores in Ireland since 1978. 

Recently, McDonald’s decided that this small restaurant chain that hasn’t even made it out of Ireland needed to be taught a lesson, and sued them on the basis that “Supermacs” infringes on the “Big Mac” brand name. Which is, of course, absolutely ridiculous.

McDonald’s ended up losing the case, because of course they did, they didn’t have a case to begin with. As a result, McDonald’s lost the rights to the term “Big Mac” across the entire European Union.

Which is why Burger King gets to do this with no legal repercussions.