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*kensida wakes up from a booze and insomnia fuleled sleep, reaching for their glasses and phone. they open up some kind of socializing app to nothing new, other then people talking without them.*
昨夜何が起きた?
Misplaced Lens Cap

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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shark vs the universe

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@justkensaminispaltlingthoughts
[post reset kensida intro]
*kensida wakes up from a booze and insomnia fuleled sleep, reaching for their glasses and phone. they open up some kind of socializing app to nothing new, other then people talking without them.*
昨夜何が起きた?
i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat
Hey bro why did your healthbar just appear. Do you need to talk about somethin
Bro, don't front with me. I can hear your leitmotif
whatever people are doing on tiktok will never compare to the people roleplaying osha, handing mangoes to everyone they see in the notes of a popular post, drawing spamton angst and then affectionately referring to tumblr as their wonderful, pest infested condemned home
remember how we all worshipped the eeby deeby elevator for like a week
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE BUS DRIVERS
HELLO???????
Can't believe the shower fam wasn't mentioned
For shame
can't believe it
i mean how many people follow the shower thoughts bot?
An octopus is a wet spider
no we fucking arent
Hey, just-aussie-thoughts here. Do you remember which blogs died around after the 3rd Showerfam civil war? I'm trying to find out which one @imapursoon was
We had a 3rd what
@i-give-shrimp-to-people
wow, there are a lot of people with the url format of “I-give-___-to-people”! I really hope that there’s not going to be an “I give things to people” family that takes this webbed site by storm!
Hahah
Nobody tell them
d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶t̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶i̶-̶t̶a̶k̶e̶-̶a̶w̶a̶y̶-̶f̶r̶o̶m̶-̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶d̶o̶p̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶e̶
we are inevitable
Fruitverse takeover: it’s inevitable
it really is :)
We’re basically an all encompassing cult by now lol
we sure are babey!
shimp!!!
There are many benefits to being in the fruitverse
When worlds collide
the unfortunate thing is that i follow most of em
Fries with ketchup is the same basic idea as chips and salsa, but one is vastly superior.
You’re not making clear which one you think is superior. It’s subjective anyway, so I guess it doesn’t matter.
YES drench that shit in mayo. If you go to the pool and don’t eat some fries that got absolutely soggy from all the mayo have you really been to the pool?
I like my fries and mayo with unreasonable amounts of raw onion, that way I can terrorize all my friends for days to come
ding ding ding you’re right. I LOVE terrorising my expat friends with mayo fries. The onions are a nice addition too, might have to add some satay sauce and maybe some curry sauce too and make it a warzone (get it, patatje oorlog heheh)
Is it the same mayo we have in America or a different kind of Mayo?
i haven’t had American mayo so i don’t know but my American expat friends said that our mayo is weird so probably not the same. Idk if y'all have regional differences though?
Idk, most regional differences are seen in what you call things and traditions. Typically isn’t a American biscuit vs British biscuit situation
what the fuck is wrong with you guys
*kensida knocks on the door of the newfound shelter, soon after noticing the sign*
-kensida
*opens up the door and greets you with a warm smile*
Well hi there! What brings you 'round these parts?
well, it's kind of a long story, but we're kinda lookin for somewhere to stay.
Well shuck my corn and call me a prostitute, you've come to the right place, my dear! I've got a couple of rooms open for you right now!
*kensida gestures for kayo to come in as they go in*
thank you, uh, kind stranger.
*closes the door behind you and turns on the light to illuminate the lobby*
Just call me Bunger, hun. May I ask your name though? I need it for legal reasons
kensida.
Hm, that certainly is an interesting name. It's cool though. Granted, I can't really say anything. Anyway
*pulls out a pad of paper and writes down your name before putting it back away*
Alrighty so, we've got the room upstairs, dining to the left, and my office to the right. Feel free to make yourself at home!
Any questions?
no, not particularly.
Glad to hear it!
*starts walking off before turning around again*
Oh an one more thing, please don't burn the house down.
got it.
*they walk off to their room with Kayo in tow*
*kensida knocks on the door of the newfound shelter, soon after noticing the sign*
-kensida
*opens up the door and greets you with a warm smile*
Well hi there! What brings you 'round these parts?
well, it's kind of a long story, but we're kinda lookin for somewhere to stay.
Well shuck my corn and call me a prostitute, you've come to the right place, my dear! I've got a couple of rooms open for you right now!
*kensida gestures for kayo to come in as they go in*
thank you, uh, kind stranger.
*closes the door behind you and turns on the light to illuminate the lobby*
Just call me Bunger, hun. May I ask your name though? I need it for legal reasons
kensida.
Hm, that certainly is an interesting name. It's cool though. Granted, I can't really say anything. Anyway
*pulls out a pad of paper and writes down your name before putting it back away*
Alrighty so, we've got the room upstairs, dining to the left, and my office to the right. Feel free to make yourself at home!
Any questions?
no, not particularly.
*kensida knocks on the door of the newfound shelter, soon after noticing the sign*
-kensida
*opens up the door and greets you with a warm smile*
Well hi there! What brings you 'round these parts?
well, it's kind of a long story, but we're kinda lookin for somewhere to stay.
Well shuck my corn and call me a prostitute, you've come to the right place, my dear! I've got a couple of rooms open for you right now!
*kensida gestures for kayo to come in as they go in*
thank you, uh, kind stranger.
*closes the door behind you and turns on the light to illuminate the lobby*
Just call me Bunger, hun. May I ask your name though? I need it for legal reasons
kensida.
*kensida knocks on the door of the newfound shelter, soon after noticing the sign*
-kensida
*opens up the door and greets you with a warm smile*
Well hi there! What brings you 'round these parts?
well, it's kind of a long story, but we're kinda lookin for somewhere to stay.
Well shuck my corn and call me a prostitute, you've come to the right place, my dear! I've got a couple of rooms open for you right now!
*kensida gestures for kayo to come in as they go in*
thank you, uh, kind stranger.
*kensida knocks on the door of the newfound shelter, soon after noticing the sign*
-kensida
*opens up the door and greets you with a warm smile*
Well hi there! What brings you 'round these parts?
well, it's kind of a long story, but we're kinda lookin for somewhere to stay.
*kensida walks in, holding an odd piece of paper.*
ah, i knew this day would come.
*Kayo strolls in, confused about what’s going on.*
Heyyy! What’s up?
*they hand her (?) the note*
this.
*She carefully read and tilted her head.*
Uhhh, what’s this? Exactly?
it's an eviction notice.
Ohhhh, damn. That sucks. We’re gonna get kicked out, right?
unfortunately.
So, what are we gonna do?
well, it says we can stay for another week, but i'm not risking it. guess we should pack up our things.
Want me to help with your things?
yeah. go ahead and start wherever you like.
god, with my past who the hell is going to take me in?
Alrighty then, I’ll get packin’.
*She floats over to Kensida’s room and started packing.*
*kensida starts packing up their trophies, looking over them with a certain fondness*
Those yer trophies? Right? They look amazin’.
oh, yeah. most of these are from a long time ago, didn't even realize i had em.
Well, I guess it’s nice to take your prized possessions with you.
of course. i also happened to find these.
*they hand kayo a framed item, which was full of medals who's insignias and writings were in octarian*
Oooo, shiny. I have no idea what these are sayin’.
they're from when i was in tartar's army. never thought i kept em.
Well, you must’ve cherished them. Yeah?
guess so.
*kensida takes it back, putting it in the box and taping it shut.*
you done yet?
*She pushed over a bag, nodding.*
Mhm!
*they take it*
you got your things?
Yeeep! Ready to go!
*they pick up the box, which was heavy even for them.*
well, let's get going then.
Lead the way then.
*She floated out the door, waiting.*
*they leave, locking the door behind them for the final time and sighing. they happen to notice a sign in front of a house, and go to investigate out of curiosity*
*kensida walks in, holding an odd piece of paper.*
ah, i knew this day would come.
*Kayo strolls in, confused about what’s going on.*
Heyyy! What’s up?
*they hand her (?) the note*
this.
*She carefully read and tilted her head.*
Uhhh, what’s this? Exactly?
it's an eviction notice.
Ohhhh, damn. That sucks. We’re gonna get kicked out, right?
unfortunately.
So, what are we gonna do?
well, it says we can stay for another week, but i'm not risking it. guess we should pack up our things.
Want me to help with your things?
yeah. go ahead and start wherever you like.
god, with my past who the hell is going to take me in?
Alrighty then, I’ll get packin’.
*She floats over to Kensida’s room and started packing.*
*kensida starts packing up their trophies, looking over them with a certain fondness*
Those yer trophies? Right? They look amazin’.
oh, yeah. most of these are from a long time ago, didn't even realize i had em.
Well, I guess it’s nice to take your prized possessions with you.
of course. i also happened to find these.
*they hand kayo a framed item, which was full of medals who's insignias and writings were in octarian*
Oooo, shiny. I have no idea what these are sayin’.
they're from when i was in tartar's army. never thought i kept em.
Well, you must’ve cherished them. Yeah?
guess so.
*kensida takes it back, putting it in the box and taping it shut.*
you done yet?
*She pushed over a bag, nodding.*
Mhm!
*they take it*
you got your things?
Yeeep! Ready to go!
*they pick up the box, which was heavy even for them.*
well, let's get going then.
*kensida walks in, holding an odd piece of paper.*
ah, i knew this day would come.
*Kayo strolls in, confused about what’s going on.*
Heyyy! What’s up?
*they hand her (?) the note*
this.
*She carefully read and tilted her head.*
Uhhh, what’s this? Exactly?
it's an eviction notice.
Ohhhh, damn. That sucks. We’re gonna get kicked out, right?
unfortunately.
So, what are we gonna do?
well, it says we can stay for another week, but i'm not risking it. guess we should pack up our things.
Want me to help with your things?
yeah. go ahead and start wherever you like.
god, with my past who the hell is going to take me in?
Alrighty then, I’ll get packin’.
*She floats over to Kensida’s room and started packing.*
*kensida starts packing up their trophies, looking over them with a certain fondness*
Those yer trophies? Right? They look amazin’.
oh, yeah. most of these are from a long time ago, didn't even realize i had em.
Well, I guess it’s nice to take your prized possessions with you.
of course. i also happened to find these.
*they hand kayo a framed item, which was full of medals who's insignias and writings were in octarian*
Oooo, shiny. I have no idea what these are sayin’.
they're from when i was in tartar's army. never thought i kept em.
Well, you must’ve cherished them. Yeah?
guess so.
*kensida takes it back, putting it in the box and taping it shut.*
you done yet?
*She pushed over a bag, nodding.*
Mhm!
*they take it*
you got your things?
*kensida walks in, holding an odd piece of paper.*
ah, i knew this day would come.
*Kayo strolls in, confused about what’s going on.*
Heyyy! What’s up?
*they hand her (?) the note*
this.
*She carefully read and tilted her head.*
Uhhh, what’s this? Exactly?
it's an eviction notice.
Ohhhh, damn. That sucks. We’re gonna get kicked out, right?
unfortunately.
So, what are we gonna do?
well, it says we can stay for another week, but i'm not risking it. guess we should pack up our things.
Want me to help with your things?
yeah. go ahead and start wherever you like.
god, with my past who the hell is going to take me in?
Alrighty then, I’ll get packin’.
*She floats over to Kensida’s room and started packing.*
*kensida starts packing up their trophies, looking over them with a certain fondness*
Those yer trophies? Right? They look amazin’.
oh, yeah. most of these are from a long time ago, didn't even realize i had em.
Well, I guess it’s nice to take your prized possessions with you.
of course. i also happened to find these.
*they hand kayo a framed item, which was full of medals who's insignias and writings were in octarian*
Oooo, shiny. I have no idea what these are sayin’.
they're from when i was in tartar's army. never thought i kept em.
Well, you must’ve cherished them. Yeah?
guess so.
*kensida takes it back, putting it in the box and taping it shut.*
you done yet?