The true 4:20 is 4:20 AM. Most jokes about it are made at 16:20.
The military is evil and I refuse to acknowledge its time system
Stop reblogging this and saying you use the 24 hour clock but aren’t in the military, everyone knows Europeans don’t exist
As someone who doesn't exist, I've noticed there are a few specific rules and guidelines for being a USAmerican. This is what I've learned so far:
You can shape your own destiny, this is the "American Dream". If you're poor, that's really your own fault. Good luck with that.
Our way of life is superior to all others. If you're disagree, you're a communist. Also, you don't exist.
We are one nation under God, but Mickey Mouse and Coca-Cola are a close second.
Whatever the president says is law. Hail to the commander in chief!
You're either a Republican or you're a Democrat. No exceptions.
It's called soccer. Football is played with your hands, you little shit.
Temperature is measured in Fahrenheit. This system is superior to Celsius because of reasons.
The metric system is based on powers of 10. We have rejected this system, and use a historic variant with no clear mathematical logic. Fuck you.
The 24-hour system is for bootlickers and communists. I will shoot you at 12:40 PM. You figure out what time that is.
There is one nation and it has 50 states. There are rumors that there are people that don't live in the USA, but their so called countries are tiny and insignificant.
We produce everything on US soil, and will never need anything that's not made in the USA. This is why tariffs don't matter to us.
We speak English here. You know, the Universal Standard Language. We don't speak Spanish, that language was made up by the Mexicans.
We landed on the moon, y'all! Other achievements as who was the first person that made it to space don't matter.
We drive cars everywhere. Why would you make your city planning more accessible for pedestrians? That sounds European to me, and they do everything wrong. If they even exist, probably not.
USA, USA, USA!
I'm probably forgetting a few, but I think this kind of narrows it down.
