i can't believe this

kim. 28. hasn't slept since louis took a day off from promo on harry's birthday

[larryfanfiction]

Historical Girl Direction

🎀 The Sweet Yoke by little_obelia @littleobelia (1k, T)

Harry prays to Mother Mary, Undoer of Knots, to send a healer to attend to the Order's ailing hens. Mother Superior consults the blessed yellow pages and finds Tomlinson, L., a local veterinarian.

🎀 Oh Valley Girl by LadyLondonderry @londonfoginacup (3k, G)

Out past the rolling hills and the churning sea sits a little fishing village, nestled in a valley where its residents are protected from the elements, as well as from the outside world as a whole. Harry lives in this little fishing village, and she loves nothing more than feeling the earth beneath her and seeing the sky above her and sometimes dreaming of adventure. Then one day a ship arrives.

🎀 Too Great a Temptation by QuickedWeen @becomeawendybird (5k, G)

Harry and Louis attend a fancy dress ball.

🎀 In a Little Bit of Trouble by QuickedWeen @becomeawendybird (5k, T)

Agent Louis Tomlinson is in hot water and finds help in the most unlikely of places: the sweet waitress at her local automat.

🎀 Hoist the Colours High by Kerasines @justlarried (5k, M)

They’re facing each other, closer now, so close, cut off from the world completely, or at least it feels that way. The blanket cages them in, blocks out the moonlight, dulls the sound of the wind, the sea, and the birds coming from outside. The air is hot and musky, but she thinks she could stay under this blanket forever. It’s their own little universe, in here, shared breath and shared heat and shared time. Or: A Girl Direction Pirates of the Caribbean AU featuring Harry as Will Turner, Louis as Elizabeth Swann, swords, and my obsession with girls in men's period clothing.

🎀 Only You (Blue Always Stays True) by BeautifulWisdom @justanotherghostblr (11k, M)

Regency AU. Lady Harriet falls for her sister's best friend the elusive Alpha Lady Louise who couldn't possibly return her tender feelings. Or could she?

🎀 Withdrawal Was the Weeping by QuickedWeen @becomeawendybird (11k, E)

Confined by life and society, Harry spends her Sunday afternoons walking aimlessly about the countryside as it's her only source of freedom. One Sunday she is aided by the most beautiful woman she has ever met, but not everything is as it seems. Was it a trick of the light? Was it Harry's own active imagination? There is nothing to do but try to find her again.

🎀 Harriet and Louise by Blaaake @newleafover (29k, E)

There’s nothing Harriet can do to alter the world, but she can make Louise laugh. A regency-era girl direction AU

🎀 The Changer and the Changed by homosociallyyours @homosociallyyours (59k, M)

It’s the spring of 1977 and Harry Styles has just moved to New York City after graduating college. She knows she’s a lesbian. She just needs to figure out how to meet other lesbians. Louis Tomlinson works at a popular women’s bookstore in the Lower East Side, Womon’s Direction, where she spends her days reading feminist literature, writing poetry, exchanging friendly barbs with her boss Niall, and dreaming of finding someone to love. When Harry and Louis meet, their connection is instantaneous. Slowly but surely, Louis welcomes Harry into her community of women. Stonewall veteran and old school butch Niall; Liam, a land dyke who’s moved to the city for love; and Zayn, a lesbian musician who’s been ostracized by a vocal part of women’s community for being trans, welcome Harry with open arms, ready to help her find her place in New York City’s bustling lesbian scene. It’s a time of growth for everyone involved.

🎀 into the great wide open by mixedfandomfics @ficshl (69k, T)

It only took a week or so for Harry to truly get into the routine of life on the road. They woke before dawn each morning, ate a small meal, packed up the tent and rounded up the livestock, all before setting out. On a good day, they could make it twenty miles. There hadn’t been many bad ones, but Louis confessed that on a previous trip there had been a solid week where they hadn’t made it more than five miles a day. Soon, Louis promised, animals would start going lame, and wheels would start breaking, and people would start going hungry. The beginning was the easiest, and the end was doable only because the hope of finishing the trek fueled everyone. It was the middle bit, with the tedious marching hundreds of miles from any settlement, that people succumbed to the journey.

🎀 Among Lavender Fields by homosociallyyours @homosociallyyours (70k, E)

At twenty-one, Louis Tomlinson is more than ready to shed the girl next door image that's been with her since her entry into film in her childhood, but with a mother and father steeped in Hollywood tradition it's felt impossible. Meanwhile, Harry Styles is a young, struggling musician new to London, friendless yet eager for the next phase of her life to begin. When French director Marie Coutard casts the two of them in her film, it's a chance for both to break away from the people they've been. Together, they struggle through an acting process that's new and unfamiliar for both of them, learning more than they could've imagined about themselves along the way. As they spend long days picking lavender and long nights sharing the things they've never been able to tell anyone else, their love blooms. Will the flower fade, or will the love they make among lavender fields be one they carry with them to the end?

[1dzodiac]

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[ismedicinestudioversionoutyet]

Day 1,501: YES!

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[aslowmotionaccident]

Unfortunately I have to sell my Louis tickets for Manchester on Tues 19th April 22

2 x Circle seats

They're up for resale on ticketmaster now

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[liam-93-productions]

liampayne: #sunshine 😂😂😂 forgot I made this a while ago hope you see the funny side

[cloudslou]

existing as a 1d fan on the internet would b a lot simpler if ppl just admitted they hate women when they. hate women.

[loulovehome-deactivated20220122]

Zayn rapping for 24 minutes is what I needed today

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Huge shoutout to my new favorite blog, @neilswaterbottles​, for the inspiration!

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The signs as One Direction covers for “Girlfriend” magazine

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[alienfuckeronmain]

PUNK TAYLENORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah YEAH YEAH!!! MY MOST CONTROVERSIAL OTP!!

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Something about Eleanor’s gin and tonic tastes like the dentist. 

That cloying artificial sweetness sticking to her tongue, the memory of tubes in her nose and impending dizziness. Laughing gas, maybe, but she’s not laughing. She’s standing in the back of a shit venue in a shit part of town clutching an icy cup tightly enough her fingers are numb, scanning the crowd for the sunshine-glow of naturally blonde hair stripped of all its color courtesy of bleach. 

She's looking for Taylor, for some fucking reason. Even though she knows its stupid. Even though she can’t tell, anymore, why she looks for impossible things in impossible places. 

[justlarried]

What would be the line you do not cross? Louis new label announcement and him still being father to Freddie, demanding him to personally post DNA result (since larries dismiss the confirmations from two family members that he took the dna test) or it being unsustainable like Amy says that some teacher or stalker who believes in the conspiracy will expose Freddie's alleged real identity to fandom? PS do you think you are entitled for asking Louis to personally post DNA test results or not?

what on god’s green earth are you even talking about

[dogsliampaynedoesntinstagram]

For fun, how do you think each of the 1D guys would perform on bake off?

It’s a great question

Harry: So I think Harry’s an anxious perfectionist - so he wouldn’t go into the tent unless he thought he had it under control.  But people who have dedicated far more time to baking than Harry have gone into the tent and fallen apart.  So what I hope would happen is that he’d be a bit of a mess and nothing would quite work.  He’d make little jokes about it, but actually be quite gutted.

Liam: Oh Lima.  He would try so hard and take it all so seriously. He would have good instructions that he followed and would want to do well.  He’d mess it all up and be quite charming about it.  He would casually say three different things that were super revalatory about him or on point about the human condition during the show.

Louis: The question is whether Louis would let himself go in and be comically bad.  I feel like that would be the best television and the best for him personally.  But I think he has a need to control which wouldn’t sit well with that.  So I suspect that like Harry he might only do it if he had some basic skills down.  I think what happened when that wasn’t enough would probably depend who was in the tent with him, if he was with other 1D members then he’d probably clown it up and turn his cherry pie upside down.  Otherwise he might just try harder and a bigger kind of comedy might break out.

Niall: Niall knows his limits.  He doesn’t care if people don’t think he’s any good at baking. I suspect he knows his way around the kitchen and he’s quite precise. So he’d be a reasonably solid performer and less likely to fall apart than the others, but unlikely to win.

Zayn: Even my most optimistic heart doesn’t think that Zayn would turn up for Bake off. The only way I can see it happening is if he both loved baking and was also really good at it.  And still then I’d expect that he wouldn’t show up in the tent and just send his creations by courier (they would be excellent).