Darcy stumbled, almost eating carpet, for something like the fifth time this week.
“Dammit, Barton! If I trip over one more of your god damn Nerf guns I will find new and creative ways to make it enter your body!”

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Darcy stumbled, almost eating carpet, for something like the fifth time this week.
“Dammit, Barton! If I trip over one more of your god damn Nerf guns I will find new and creative ways to make it enter your body!”
Soulmates!AU Sentence Meme
“Come ooonn, I’m really hungry! You’re the one supposed to feed me.”
“Do you ever think what it’d be like if we had the same marks? If it were you and me?”
“Do you love me? And not because you’re supposed to.”
“Do you think I’ll ever find it? The one with a mark on their arm saying they have to be with me?”
“Do you think there’s more than one? More than one soulmate for each one?”
“Do you think sex with a soulmate could ever be better than this? Because I doubt it.”
“Get out of work? Just tell them your soulmate needs you.”
“God, I love you so much. I know what I said before, but you’re everything I think about, everything I want, I don’t wanna turn my back on this. I don’t care what a piece of paper says or doesn’t. I’d still want this, you, if it didn’t say a thing.”
“Hell, no! You get that erased right now! It’s not me!”
“I can’t believe you’re it. From all the people- You can’t be. I hate you.”
“I got your letter. I know we never talked before, but you sent your number and… Do you think we can meet? And yes, it’s your name too.”
“I know I always say I don’t want to know, I don’t want to get it, the marker, but knowing for sure there’s someone out there for you, no matter what… I can’t say it isn’t tempting.”
“I know you’re horny. I can literally feel it. And it’s not helping me focus at all. So can’t you deal with it?”
“I know neither of us have markers, but I’m pretty sure they’d be glowing right now if we did.”
“I know this is not ideal, but I’m willing to try if you are.”
“I know you’re scared, I’m fucking scared too, but this says we got each other for life, that’s gotta be worth something, right?”
“I thought I’d never find you. Are you scared?”
“I’m scared as hell. But I still want to go through with it, I want to be able to prove it to anyone, let’s do this, let’s get the markers.”
“If I knew sex could be this amazing, I would have searched the name a long time ago.”
“If someone had warned me I would end up here… I would still have chosen you. I’ll always choose you.”
“It’s me…? Hell, it’s me. It really is me. You’re ruined.”
“Look at it! Don’t turn away. Can you see it? It’s a perfect match. I’m sorry if it sucks that it’s me. But it’s true. You can’t run from this.”
“No! No, it can’t be! That’s not-, no that’s not it… [Name] I can’t be your name… It’s not possible because… You’re not mine.”
“Our chests might not glow, but I would do anything for you, I’d go anywhere, I love you, and if that’s not soulmate material, than I don’t want to find my soulmate.”
“Okay, name one time pretending to be soulmates got us in trouble.”
“Please don’t ask me to leave. I want you so much it hurts. I never thought it could feel like this.”
“Promise me, promise me you’ll give us a chance before you go and get your mark done. Promise me.”
“So what? Just because a thing on my wrist glows I’m suddenly supposed to rebuild my whole life around you? Please. You’re fucking insane. This is fucking insane. Get the hell out.”
“This is just too hard. This soulmate thing. I know they say I’m your only chance. But I can’t do this. I’m sorry. You’re gonna have to find another way. I can’t be your soulmate.”
“We have to talk… I’ve met him/her. I’ve met the one. I can’t do this, I can’t marry you tomorrow.”
“We’re done. Mark or not mark. We’re done here. Don’t call me.”
“What if it never happens to me? Do you ever get scared about it?”
“What’s wrong?? I could feel in how much pain you were just now. God, I’m still shaking.”
“Why don’t you ever let me see it? If you have the name already, why can’t you tell me whose is it? I thought we were best friends.”
“Yes, I’m still scared! What if this is just a mistake? What if it passes someday and you don’t love me for me? What will be left then?”
“Yes, we’re soulmates! I get it, now shut up and fuck me, because I’m pretty sure it’s one of your duties.”
“You know, for someone who’s supposed to be my soulmate, you really need a new wardrobe. Or a new whole taste.”
“You know sometimes, some people, they don’t ever find a match, right? Do you still want to know?”
“You’re it okay?? I don’t know how, I don’t know why, all I know is that you’re the only one that will do, it hurts like goddamn hell, and I don’t-I just need you to let me in, please.”
“You’re my soulmate, I don’t need something telling me that.”
“(Name)? We need to talk… There’s something I have to tell you. Or show you, I guess. Please don’t be mad. I would have never- I’m sorry. But it’s your name. It’s you.”
Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse
justletmechargemytaserrealquick confirmed this for a starter!
“ So, Jane’s been to Asgard, right? Have you been? Because I swear going to Asgard is currently my biggest dream. I mean, I’ve gotten pictures of Thor in action and all, but to get shots up there? That would be sick.“
“Yeah, of course. She’s bangin’ Thor and she’s got an even bigger hard-on for science. She wouldn’t shut up until Thor took us there to explore. However... pictures of Asgard? I admire the aspirations, hotshot, but they’ve already far surpassed your camera tech. Think something more along the lines of a printed gif, like the moving pictures in Harry Potter.”
NSFW Hard Dominant Starters
"Come here."
"Suck me."
"Get on your knees."
"You're going to cum for me now."
"Beg for my cock."
"I want you wet for me."
"Mmm this tight ass/pussy belongs to me. Do you understand?"
"You're mine to play with and do whatever I want to."
"You're just here to satisfy/serve/please me. Is that clear?"
"Shut up. I don't care what you want. You're here to do what I want."
"Do you want to cum?"
"Beg for it."
"Louder".
"Not good enough. Try again."
"Good girl, you can cum now."
"You're such a good boy"
"You make me so hard."
"I want to cum in that wet little mouth of yours."
"I want you to swallow my cum."
"Open your mouth, I want you to drink all my cum."
"Spread yourself open for me so I can see you."
"Look at you, you dirty little slut."
IF WE'VE NEVER INTERACTED, SEND ME ONE!
“Hi, I’m ______.”
“Oh fuck! Are you okay?”
“Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”
“Need a ride?”
“How are you?”
“Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”
“What’s your name?”
“Thank you.”
“You just saved my life!”
“Move the fuck out of my way.”
“Watch where you’re going!”
“Asshole.”
“Would you like anything?”
“You’re gorgeous.”
“Do I know you?”
FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN!
People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence for HOURS.
friendship goals
Vulnerable Situations Sentence Meme
{ trigger warning, some nsfw and possible noncon/dubcon }
“Had a bit much to drink? You could hardly stand.”
“Were you robbed or is kinky foreplay gone wrong the reason you’re tied up?”
“My, what have we here?”
“You look nervous. What’s wrong?”
“I think you might have been drugged.”
“There’s no hiding how hot and bothered you are, darling…”
“You’re burning up and in no condition to be walking about, get to bed.”
“Are you still awake? Maybe the drug wasn’t strong enough…”
“When I saw you looking so helpless, I just couldn’t resist…”
“You shouldn’t be walking all alone this time of night. There’s dangerous people around. Who knows what might happen…”
“Heh. And how do you plan to stop me?”
“I’ll strap you down nice and tight… It’ll be fun watching you squirm.”
“Are you crying?”
“Struggle all you want, cutie.”
“I’m n-not drunk, I only had a couple of drinks.”
“Put me down, I can walk!”
“Mind untying me?”
“I feel kinda… dizzy…”
“I might be coming down with something.”
“Stay back…”
“W-why can’t I move?”
“Keep your fucking hands to yourself.”
“I don’t need your help.”
“Really, I’m fine.”
“Apparently the brownies I ate were a bit… special.”
“I can’t get up…”
“Who’s there?”
“No, don’t let them take me!”
“I can’t go back there, I can’t…”
what is your opinion on my portrayal?
Me: *Takes favorite characters away from writers.*
Me: You can have them back when you learn how to treat them better.
Send "Stay a bit longer. I want you in my arms." For my muses reaction to yours grabbing them and pulling them back to bed.
how about a plot about “you broke my heart two years ago when you decided to leave and i finally moved on, and now you tell me you’re back for good?” cause angst and flashback paras wow
Those rp partners who can take a rp from this:
to this in less than a hundred notes:
When you’re that rp partner:
Reblog if you are willing to do toxic ships
Not every love is sweet and kind Sometimes, love is dangerous Poisonous, addictive, obsessive Leaving emotional, mental and physical scars Don’t want to walk away, refuse to let go To need, no matter how much it hurts To know the same pain is returned Because some don’t want just the sweet They crave the bitter too
Captain’s orders.
Send me a very scandalous rumor about my muse to see how they would react.
Random Sentence Starters
"Oh my God, remember the time I blew up the bathroom?"
"Y'know, a calm sea never made a great sailor."
"Wait, when I look away, are you going to kill me?"
"I always hope everytime I look in a new wardrobe, I'll find Narnia."
"That would be a perfect way of doing it. Kinda old-school but effective."
"Hey, watch your language."
"No, just... look over there. Don't look back until I say so."
"Okay! This is kinda like Christmas, huh?"
"Oh my God! What the Hell is that?!"
"...What happened to your face?"
"Uh, yeah, I dunno, what the Hell--"
"...Hey, don't look at me like that. I don't know."
"Hey, hey, check this out--oh shit."
"They're kind of cute..."
"Okay, MOVING ON!"
"They all dressed the same and their faces were covered!"
"You managed to look asleep AND terrified at the same time."
"Oh and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and this one looks like its been ran over by a fucking LAWN MOWER."
"Fix it right or I'll kick your ass!"
"Maybe you should try and patch things up. Except you look like you need more than a patch."
"Oh my God, you actually brought duct tape..."
"They're kinky, too~"
"Did I say that just how you wrote it...?"
"You're fucked."
"Of course I'm getting hostile! You pissed me off!"
"But I wanted you to be just like me."