Petty Crocker's Informant

Smart. Ratchet. Confused.

[itskyalenotkyle]

When you get a get outta jail free card in Monopoly

[justalittlelostt]

His camera operator need some kinda award

[amoisthobo]

This is my favorite video on the internet

[freshest-tittymilk]

The camera work

The directing

The editing

Like… Get these people a show!

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[roseseafoam]

[hueyfreemanonlyspeaksthetruth]

It’s that time of the year again…

[hypnotic-flow]

40 years of hip hop culture in 2 minutes.

[bosshood]

Wow who made this

[howfloetic]

This bumps 🔥🔥

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

THIS IS REALLY FIRE

[maybeantonioj]

bruh who made this

[herherhim69]

Whoever took the time and knew music well enough to put this masterpiece together ……THANK YOU!!!!!

[kingkhufu94]

The big pimpin / big butts mash up. I need it to be more.

[cartnsncreal]

[baydreamz-deactivated20201111]

Poor baby ❤️

[insecure-beautyy]

I cannot breathe omg 😩😂😂

[blems4femmes-deactivated2019051]

😂😂😂

[missinglinc]

🗣TICKLE ME THE FUCK NOT

[hopeless-romanticz-deactivated2]

That noise she madeeeee 😭✌🏽💖

[rihennasheaux]

https://instagram.com/p/Bar79yiA_Di/

[perfect-blackgirls-deactivated2]

Yara Shahidi

[fashionx-vogue]

[yourbigsisnissi]

The whole purpose of black excellence and black girl magic and black boy joy is to allow black bodies to exist in anti black spaces while celebrating who they are. Yes, we live in a racist society. Yes, by virtue of being black, especially if you are dark skinned, people will overlook and underestimate you.

But what makes black people beautiful is our ability to create life and culture and meaning in a vacuum. They give us nothing and we’re still able to turn it into something.

And for that, there is reason to celebrate. Celebrate our survival, our ability to thrive, our ability to persevere.

[grey-phantom-rider]

Is that what God does? He helps? Tell me, why didn’t God help my innocent friend who died for no reason while the guilty ran free? Okay. Fine. Forget the one offs. How about the countless wars declared in his name? Okay. Fine. Let’s skip the random, meaningless murder for a second, shall we? How about the racist, sexist, phobia soup we’ve all been drowning in because of him? And I’m not just talking about Jesus. I’m talking about all organized religion. Exclusive groups created to manage control. A dealer getting people hooked on the drug of hope. His followers, nothing but addicts who want their hit of bullshit to keep their dopamine of ignorance. Addicts. Afraid to believe the truth. That there’s no order. There’s no power. That all religions are just metastasizing mind worms, meant to divide us so it’s easier to rule us by the charlatans that wanna run us. All we are to them are paying fanboys of their poorly-written sci-fi franchise. If I don’t listen to my imaginary friend, why the fuck should I listen to yours? People think their worship’s some key to happiness. That’s just how he owns you. Even I’m not crazy enough to believe that distortion of reality. So fuck God. He’s not a good enough scapegoat for me.

Elliot Alderson, Mr. Robot (via grey-phantom-rider)

[jamesniall]

HERE, HAVE A JOKE IN SPANISH:

“-sabe inglés?

-si

-como se dice ”un zapato” en inglés?

-a shoe

-salud

-gracias”

[ayellowbirds]

[thecartierrug]

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

Portraits ::

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

Squidward literally lives in a deluxe 3 floor loft

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

And he’s a cashier squidward must be on backpage selling ass

[logicisfree]

Spongebob’s crib got like ten rooms a library and a baby grand piano. Im starting to think the krusty krab was just a front.

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

The Krusty Trap.

[trefolordt]

lol Patrick over there in poverty

[sobeitjayt]

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[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

A LOT OF Y'ALL are doing this work for FREE

these women are brilliant. Spread the word!

[niggasandcomputers]

pro positivity

[pickleston]