a blog dedicated to your everyday awkwardness

humans, amirite? (please let me know if I've mistagged a post or am missing tags!)

[meilleure--amie]

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

[droil]

forever disappointed that a group of squids isn’t called a squad

[lolkt]

[thymelock-deactivated20160914]

how hard it is to put makeup on when you don’t have a reflection

[ahyenainpetticoats-blog]

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[luceateis]

when you’re too good at hide and seek and so everyone stops playing with you

[justmonsterthings]

#jeez y'all i'm getting embarrassed #i was right behind that rock the whole time!

[thymelock-deactivated20160914]

those goddamn pomegranate seeds

[thymelock-deactivated20160914]

not understanding when humans joke about being raised by wolves

[justmonsterthings]

#why is that funny?? my parents are great and were always there for me #it can't be any funnier than being raised by two fleshy creatures without fur or claws #gosh humans are WEIRD

[lesbiandeancas]

vacations on the black lagoon

[justmonsterthings]

#really one of the most monster-friendly destinations out there

[not-rubato]

who do I have to kill to get some french flies around here

[not-rubato]

when you just wanna hang out with your peeps but they keep setting off fireworks to keep you away :(

[not-rubato]

when the only thing that takes you seriously is that little pink dog

[acecampbellsaunders]

don’t you hate it when you have a cold and sneeze and just blow half your skin off?

[justmonsterthings]

#pollen season is the WORST i can never go out and shop

[for-mi-ca-tion]

When a ‘hero’ chops off one of your heads and you grown two more back and now you’ve got another mouth to feed.

Thanks a lot, asshole.

[harmalade]

When the kid leaps into bed too fast after the light is turned off and you don’t have time to grab their leg.

[thymelock-deactivated20160914]

when your human friends don’t understand that you’re not the god of that kind of ecstasy

[magnetsandneato-deactivated2022]

when you’re on a date and your other heads won’t stop making snide remarks