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Apparently only Service Dogs are allowed to vape at my optometrists office
something quick before my tablet died on me
my final piece for the @recoveryzine !
Grandfather paradox.
Ouch
Nomura has confirmed that Kingdom Hearts III DLC is being worked on for 2019, with Critical Mode and story expansion coming!
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earlier this month it was 120 degrees in Australia , but yeah lets continue to mock those trying to save us in the 12 years we have left to slow climate change’s effects.Â
What is the worst thing that could happen if we listen to scientists and change our ways, and then it turns out they were lying?Â
Slowly dying in a mad max hell world to own the libs I guess.Â
this is literally why scientists stopped calling it “global warming” and started calling it “climate change”
because these dense motherfuckers couldn’t get it through their heads that an increase in the average global temperature is, has, and will lead to an increase in extreme weather events including goddamn polar vortexes.
“Fner ner ner, look at all the snow outside, what of your global warming now?? CHECK AND MATE SCIENTISTS so much for your fancy degrees and decades of research” of fucking course you’re still gonna get a winter you goddamn dingdongs! The Earth still has a fucking axial tilt – there is always going to be a portion of the year that is colder because that’s when you’re further away from the sun!Â
(unless you live between the tropic of cancer and the tropic of capricorn, in which case you’re at more or less the same distance from the sun all year, but presumably then you aren’t pointing to snowfall as proof positive that scientists are spearheading a conspiracy to…i don’t even fucking know. reduce emissions? meanspiritedly destroy the fossil fuel industry, which is gentle and blameless and certainly has never been linked to enormous environmental disasters or long-term health concerns or…?)
Conservatives will be the fucking death of us
Also the reason for these extremely cold temperatures happening and doing so more often is directly a result of literal global warming. Due to rising temperatures (thanks to climate change caused by humans which is real and happening right now and fuck anyone who says otherwise), the Arctic sea ice has been melting more and more without replenishing itself during winter. To make matters worse, the more ice that melts, the more ocean is exposed, which absorbs (rather that reflecting like ice does) the sun’s energy, further heating up.Â
This rise in polar temperatures is the reason the polar vortex is currently above the US and making Day After Tomorrow a reality
For those who don’t know, a polar vortex is an area of low pressure that likes to chill around the poles (both north and south but the north is more relevant here). These areas of cold, dense air are usually kept in check by jet streams: long, narrow, fast flowing air currents caused by two masses of air that are different in density/pressure/temperature etc. meeting.Â
The polar jet streams in particular are caused by the meeting of cold, dense low pressure polar air and warm high pressure air from the tropics. It’s usually pretty strong, especially during winter, as the temperature gradient between the poles and the tropics is rather large. The bigger the difference, the stronger the wind, and the less likely that polar air escapes southwards.
However, due to the warming around the north pole thanks to the melting sea ice and warming oceans, this gradient is decreasing.
This results in a weaker polar jet stream, which allows the vortex to meander all over the place, such as down south into the US, bringing the cold dense air with it.
Please go forth and use this information to make sure the idiots using this cold snap as piss poor evidence that climate change isn’t real know that they’re wrong and they should feel bad. Also maybe tie them down and make them watch this video (which is where I got these gifs from) which is a good (but terrifying) explanation of how extreme weather events are becoming and will become more common as a result of anthropogenic climate change.
*spongebob narrator voice* ah… the temptations of the flesh
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conservatives: “making gun purchases any more difficult or limited would unfairly punish all the good people for the actions of a few criminals”
also conservatives: “we should make immigration, welfare, food stamps and medical coverage as difficult as possible if not eliminate them entirely because the number of people abusing them could be more than zero”
@writingwitherebus, as with them Dems that think they’re “liberal”, maybe? The ones that justify a French protest even more, non?
i hope donkey kong becomes known as the ultimate trans ally for eternity now
donkey kong said trans rights !
has everyone listened to this kidz bop all the small things cover? it sounds like they couldnt find a real live child to sing it so they instead monster-trucked over to the most ramshackle alabama pub they could find and kidnapped a 40-year-old chain-smoking alcoholic trapped in a sexless marriage
i remembered this cover at random today and i had to go search “kidz bop” on my own blog to make sure it was real
You have to hear this.
i cannot breathe o god the harmoniesÂ
For once, my friends…
I have nothing.
Speechless.
Ok, so…I read the description, listened, and thought to myself…”Huh, that sounds kinda like Greg from Steven Universe.”
I looked it up.
“In the early 2000s, Scharpling joined the Kidz Bop Kidz in the stylings of Blink-182 to sing “All The Small Things” “ - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Scharpling This is Greg Universe singing Blink-182. The chorus sounds like the Crystal Gems joined in.Â
I literally screamed. This is possibly the greatest use of my “that voice sounds familiar” power in history.
oh my GOD? people have been replying to this post with endless pictures of greg universe and i’ve ignored it…. holy FUCK that’s so funny. thank you for going the extra mile and doing the research my friend
ITS REALLY HIM IM SCREAMING??
you’re the sunflower you’re the sunflowerÂ
Inside Big Ben -Â The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all
just a few things established in the fosters universe
imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them
8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend
a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street
this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.
imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues)Â
babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people
at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry
this is all just treated as facts of life
Men get pegged as shallow a lot, but in my real life experience, women are more shallow than men.Â
A lot of the men I’ve talked to don’t care if a woman has some extra weight, or is taller than them, or doesn’t have flawless skin. And even more men prefer women who don’t wear a lot of make up. (Not that I’m saying make up is bad, I love make up.)
I’ve noticed a lot of women, on the other hand, won’t date guys who are shorter than them (that’s a really popular one), or they have some other physical standard they expect.Â
Yet we ostracize men who have standards and applaud women who do. Those men are shallow while those women are strong independent “don’t need no man” types.Â
The hypocrisy is pretty amusing, to say the least.
Men get pegged
I honestly stopped reading at “men get pegged” and I was like “they sure do”
I’m glad neither of you took the time to read one person’s opinion. What is reading comprehension or textual analysis anyways? Worried it might pop your bubble? Grow up.
I honestly stopped reading at “I’m glad” and was like “good for you”
i’m so glad we all stopped at “men get pegged” i read that then immediately scrolled to the end of this post to make this comment
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Finished Tron Uprising (as well as the two movies) earlier today and got sad about the ending (or lack there of) and drew Beck