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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Claire Keane
Product Placement
Jules of Nature
Show & Tell
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Kiana Khansmith
JBB: An Artblog!
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NASA
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Today's Document
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Peter Solarz
we're not kids anymore.
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@laceduplady
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance
you a bitch
It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.
So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.
What’s more, it’s been shown that copula deletion occurs in AAVE exactly in those contexts where copula contraction occurs in so-called “Standard American English.” That is, the basic sentence “You are great” can become “You’re great” in SAE and “You great” in AAVE, but “I know who you are” cannot become “I know who you’re” in SAE, and according to reports, neither can you get “I know who you” in AAVE.
In other words, AAVE is a set of grammatical rules just as complex and systematic as SAE, and the widespread belief that it is not is nothing more than yet another manifestation of deeply internalized racism.
This is the most intellectual drag I’ve ever read.
Reblog every time
IT'S DATA'S DAY!!!
On February 2nd 2338 Data was activated on Omicron Theta
Happy birthday Data 💛
Im gonna shill for Marie Kondo again but this is why I find her books (yes, books, the TV show is fun but ultimately misses a lot of the core ideas) so good.
A lot of home org advice fully misses this aspect. Kondo not only acknowledges it, but leans into it. And ultimately this helps motivste me to keep my space tidy - it's really hard to me to keep on the nebulous goal of self-care, but much easier to get up and put things away if I envision my salt and pepper grinders as like, retail workers who are now standing in an empty shop (my dining table) and just wanna go home (the spice rack where they live).
Normie tidying process: that heater should be put away for summer! I mean, I'm not gonna need it
Me: well it's just chilling and also I can't be arsed.
Kondo: that heater has done a good job keeping you warm over winter and now it should get to go have a rest in the cupboard
Me: !! Sabbatical for my heater!! Thank you for your service sir and have a very nice break!
When I was a kid if I felt bad throwing an object away I pretended that actually objects love retiring to the dump to be with their own kind
These are so fun to make
@thedisablednaturalist @fagtabulous
Ask and you shall receive!
Love your additions! Birds got that drip
Oh yeah should probably add this one too-
I've never done this before
Sorry this is the best post I've seen in a while
I'll leave this post alone now
This is way too much fun
I'm not done yet I suppose
no no no you dont get it this is all i wanna do now. I love birds I love them I love them
Here's another
Your local pigeon
a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨
Bless me velvety skeleton friend.
OP: "So it turns out the plucking of the hairpin and the hairstyle falling apart the way it does in novels really is real."
I can understand, visually what 4 out of 5 of these girls are doing.
Ami is polishing or using a wrench to tighten up something. Makoto is either adjusting an interior panel or working on speaker wires(?)
Minako and rei are likely working on the same thing on the dashboard but the limited space in the cabin calls for the awkward angle.
But
Someone please yell me why is usagi
Hitting the top of the cab with a
HAMMER??
Shush, she's helping.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
lemony snicket’s a series of unfortunate events concept art by nathan schroeder
i hate high-budget star trek you have no business with that. put a unicorn hat on a cocker spaniel. wear felt
star trek should be about three things
1. a hopeful, if complicated, future
2. the most batshit insane gay subtext youve ever seen in your life
3. sequins
if they rebooted austin powers it would either be the most tone deaf unfunny incredibly offensive movie in years OR they'd do it right and really keep with the times in being very self aware and it would be one of the best films in decades. austin powers would be a massive support of trans rights because trans women means more women for him to shag
oh your pronouns are she/they? well baby lemme she/them titties shagadelic
austin powers discovers bisexuality and it blows his fucking mind
sub plots of the movie include him learning who he thought was a woman he previously had relations with is a trans man now and powers teaching him the ways of picking up women & powers learning he has a daughter from one of his many escapades who's accidentally followed in his footsteps to also become a spy. the two have to team up and powers struggles being a father after being absent for so long, but eventually it's revealed his daughter is a lesbian and they bond over their mutual love of shagging women
the only joke made in regards to the trans man's gender is powers going "you're a man now? now that's groovy, honey! sorry, is it still okay to call you honey?"
the trans man is revealed from powers learning about bisexuality and lamenting that he could've also been shagging men this entire time, only for the trans man to be like "well...."
instead of the usual awful transphobic joke of being disgusted powers is instead ecstatic that he's already had relations with another man and that the pressure is already off for future encounters
there's a mid credits scene of him celebrating his first planned encounter with a man and him making a comment about how he's finally been with "both" genders, where he's then informed of non-binary people existing and how there's a whole world of genders for him to explore and it freeze frames on his shocked but absolutely delighted face
demonology // angelology
names & bases in image description.
some sticker sheets I hope to have for MCM London later this month!
Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys
AITA for killing three people just so I can get home?
I know this sounds like a “Yes” but hear me out.
I am an alien from another planet and I work with my sister/lover and we worked for our boss who would whip me and also had sex with a lot of people. He also had a groupie and then one day he created some sort of creature (well I did most of the work!) and there was a new couple who showed up and then a guy broke out of the freezer so our boss killed and ate him then his uncle showed up. Me and my sister/lover wanted to go home so we staged a mutiny during a floorshow. Our boss sung a song about going home but we planned to go without him.
Here’s where I might be the asshole.
So the groupie screamed so I shot her with an antimatter ray, then I shot my boss and his creation. They all died. My sister told me she thought I liked them and they liked me but they didn’t like me! They never liked me! The uncle of the guy my boss killed said I did right though. AITA?
