[faglovesongs]

the only reason i'd ever accept england winning the world cup is that maybe we'll get a new los campesinos album since the band will be running on that high for the next 4 years probably

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[thegreenaper]

[okthatsgreat]

with the way high school positions you to think that you need to decide on the rest of your life as a seventeen year old i think troy bolton was well within his right to be flinging himself across walls and visualising hundreds of basketballs falling from the sky to attack him and shit

[uinferno]

A 2017 classic updated for the new game.

[penismage]

[cyberjack]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is one of my favorite adventure time clips for the sheer density of nonsense per second delivered in the most deadpan voice imaginable

[thejonymyster]

My Blog Is Not A Safe Space

i put landmines everywhere and i have no fucking idea where i put them please fucking help me

[geddyqueer]

everybody get off instagram and bluesky and whatever the fuck and start posting on here like a lunatic again. i want to read some weird stuff

[queerdnp]

cant wait to see the fight between the immovable object (dan's need for privacy) and the unstoppable force (dan's need to brag about phil) play out every monday on hard launch the podcast

[queerdnp]

so as it turns out the immovable object decided to pack it up and go home

[loumandaniel]

if i was famous and people were getting cancelled for rpf-ing me, i would actually get online and post that they weren’t being freaky enough about me

[dans-striped-sweater]

[ahappydnp]

got random people texting me congratulations like i personally just did that

[thegaycondor]

hey phans. congratulations.

[piss-pirate]

His yucky face is my favourite thing ever

[piss-pirate]

[randydotcom-deactivated20250628]

i lowkey need you so bad

complete my obstacle course and then we’ll talk

[drsatyr]

big fan of the differences between emh and mh

[i-am-a-fish]

can somebody who is really good at assassinating please just try their best