So Tired

thoughts thought to be thought while thinking in a thoughtless state

[justtiredthoughts]

Grapes are a raisin to keep living

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Annoying orange is to veggie tales as beastars is to zootopia

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Toaster is a tanning booth for bread

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Chris Pratt is new Tim Allen

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That pop song is about autoerotic asphyxiation

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Gerrymander? I barely know 'er!

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How many reblog blogs could a reblog blog reblog if a reblog blog could reblog reblog blogs?

[justtiredthoughts]

What if kin types were like blood types- wait thats just A/B/O

[deobibf-deactivated20200725]

at this point tumblr is just for talking to yourself

[deobibf-deactivated20200725]

you’re right

[sirfrogsworth]

I’ve always been a bit peeved that Cap’n Crunch hasn’t been promoted to Adm’rl Crunch after all these years but I think this is one of those James T. Kirk situations where the bureaucracy of the admiralty just doesn’t suit someone who needs to be at the helm of a ship. 

“But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea… and sugary cereal.” –Cap’n Crunch probably

[thefrogman]

Deep thoughts at 4am on my writing blog.

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Is the canon in Mario kart rainbow road the bifrost?

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NaNoWriMo

It has its prose and cons

[rebelpapermaker]

Big ideas I’ve had in the last couple days

Create a new website with all the perks of tumblr but none of the bad

Velcro pocket for yoga pants

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

random head thoughts:

the trees aren’t watching you that doesn’t mean they are’t aware of your sins

(reflecting on gravity) the earth is literally holding me hostage

most statues look very uncomfortable i bet they aren’t happy

no really my back hurts just thinking about it

there’s no reason ceilings have to be flat, i bet that’s a western social construct

soup feels like a compromise b/t a meal and a snack

no really i’ve never had a craving and realized “oh i’m craving soup”

restaurant salads are either a sarcastic apology or a crunchy feast and there’s no in between

do birds ever stop caring mid-flight and take a huge freaking nosedive  

i would do that

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Why is it spelled hurt and not hirt

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We need a better way to sweep. With all our incredible technology we still cant find a better way than manually dragging a pile of bristles across the floor to knock dust around.

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I forgot vacuuming existed.......

[justtiredthoughts]

We need a better way to sweep. With all our incredible technology we still cant find a better way than manually dragging a pile of bristles across the floor to knock dust around.