꧁the alchemist꧂

♡🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈26 PTSD, bi, poly♡ ☆I simp over fictional characters☆ AO3, Discord, Steam: jberrie

[gothish]

i don’t need to put my mental disorders in my bio you can easily infer that there’s something wrong with me

[kosmogrl]

[jvberrie]

computer. flirt through email.

[manicpixienitemaregirl]

Idk who OP is but yeah

[requiem-on-water]

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[ultimatespider]

the pros of reading ao3 fics in public is that their layout is so clean and simple that people would think you’re reading some academic researches when you’re in fact reading a 50k fic. the cons is that you need to control your face all the fucking time

[fuckyeahisawthat]

An additional feature: the layout is clean and simple BUT anyone familiar with AO3 will immediately recognize it. Pro or con? You decide.

[lynati]

If they know it enough to recognize it on sight, they probably aren’t going to be judging me about it.

[geardrops]

they were also at the devil’s sacrament

[beartrapgirl]

meowing is one of the coolest things that anything can ever do i think

[tankhall]

i’m going to bed, wake me up when it’s cold outside

[mewnbuns]

when he’s nosing cutely at your cheek for a kiss like he’s not bullying his fat cock inside of you while folding you into the mattress

[bbbunnygutsss]

*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[tsunglasses]

[kyleblackpaw]

i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

Don't feed the trolls

Never give out personal information

Anonymity is the best defense

Don't click suspicious links

Don't click popups and ads

Just because it's written doesn't mean it's true

You are responsible for your own experience

There is porn of everything, act accordingly

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

3 mutuals rb the same post in a row and u have to pick who to rb it from and it locks ur game into their ending of the game

[champagnearab]

My soul needs a kiss and a hug.

[anarqueeen]

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,