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may your trials end in full bloom

[64mpg]

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

[64mpg]

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[jvngkookie]

quit my job

[jvngkookie]

deleted linkedin

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[tinsnip]

That’s a tarot card

[modmad]

[owwllly]

mixed laundry

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[tinsnip]

That’s a tarot card

[modmad]

[owwllly]

gojo and his miiuse

[gokusclit]

whenever ppl r like feminism is abt a women’s right to CHOOSE what she wants every choice a woman makes is FEMINIST I have to laugh bc how do u think the feminists got us this far do u think there weren’t women back then who were like noooo i love being with my husband who beats me and has all rights to my body and finances you bitches are crazy! Of course there were and they were left tf behind like

[faunshiii]

i forgot i had tumblr hey wassup

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[the-turts]

There was a whole ass Star Wars movie that premiered last Friday and it got overtaken by a million dollar horror film on the following Wednesday, nature is healing.

[thesituation]

i’m tired of babying grown women who let beauty standards control their entire life. stand up, grow up & get over yourself. enough. you aren’t perpetual victims. exercise the autonomy you refuse to acknowledge you have. you can choose to stop this circus anytime. grown ass fucking women acting like helpless victims to the patriarchy and then in the next breath going “COME WITH ME TO MY BOTOX APPOINTMENT😃” you are traitors and we will never make it out of the patriarchy if personal responsibility can’t be taken

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[taxidermycanine]

sleepy tired exhausted................ 100 snoozes

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[sparkytheandroid]

life feels exactly like this now

[goldcrescent]

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

[goldcrescent]

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

[venirush]

Look what I own now for a crisp 5$

[venirush]

[venirush]

The little stop smoking guys expression does this sometime and its so fucking cute stopppp