If I survive, can I go home?

♈☀️♊️🌕 ♐☝🏻 27, bi👌🏻, she/her Pure of heart, Dumb of ass Spent a decade on here being called whyisallthecoolstufftaken Would make an excellent dragon, purveyor of shiney trinkets weird and wonderful. Was almost an April Fools baby but mum ruined my plans.

[charl0ttan]

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

[grymmdark]

you were the control

[charl0ttan]

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

[squareallworthy]

Everyone will not just

If your solution to some problem relies on “If everyone would just…” then you do not have a solution. Everyone is not going to just. At not time in the history of the universe has everyone just, and they’re not going to start now.

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[writing-prompt-s]

Every month there’s a section in the wizard magazine listing the new “unsportsmanlike” spells that have been created. They’re not technically forbidden, just emphatically discouraged.

[violentdevotion]

don't attribute to stupidity what a man absolutely did out of malice

[dialogic]

setting a fic in the omegaverse and then writing it about two betas having completely normal sex and not interacting with any other characters

[starlight-in-disguise01]

One of my favorite screenshots

[skarchomp]

the fantasy lesbian adventurer is immune to the seductive evil sorceress's feminine wiles because she's butch4butch

[maxknightley]

this is exactly why any evil sorceress worth her salt keeps a towering knightgirl in gleaming black armor "on retainer"

[maxknightley]

well it's one of two reasons anyway

[leatherfag]

btw if you’re fat and your partner doesn’t love you wholeheartedly, if they’re attracted to you “despite” your body, if they avoid touching you, if they look away from certain parts of you, you’re allowed to break up with that person. look at me. you can do better. you are not unloveable and you don’t have to settle i fucking promise.

[leatherfag]

[Image Description: tags by user biblicalhorror that read #also goes for physical disability btw. End ID.] ALSO GOES FOR DISABILITY, DISABILITY JUSTICE AND FAT LIBERATION INTERTWINED 4 FUCKING EVER I LOVE U FAT PEOPLE I LOVE U DISABLED PEOPLE I LOVE U FAT DISABLED PEOPLE YOUR BODY IS NOT A BURDEN ON THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU !!!!

[goslinggf]

i feel like i'm going Italian

[goslinggf]

*insane

[anonbeadraws]

today's warm up: People carve their names into the crook when they find it, but it's a risky business, the flood is unpredictable.

[libertineangel]

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

[worlds-tiredest-girl]

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with

[dinobot]

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

[forystr]

im just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks atm

[i-would-die-for-you]

"You look tired" im literaly going insane

[prokopetz]

My curse is that I'm down for basically anything in weird porn, but only in its most restrained form. A cock the size of a pool noodle? Not something I'd actively seek out, but I'm willing to entertain the potential eroticism of it. A cock the size of Pennsylvania? That's not porn to me anymore – it's gone all conceptual. What are the geopolitical implications.

[prokopetz]

#does it have sales tax #can you pump your own gas while in the presence of the pennsylvenis #does the owner of the pennsylvenis have like. government authority #or does someone else decide the zoning rights for them (via @tofu-bento-box)

[dogpuppy]

[littleguysdaily]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby