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(another brief aside)
(This blogstory is slow-release and historical rather than real-time but I fancy breaking the fourth wall briefly just to say that right now I'm currently back in China, albeit in Hong Kong and only for a couple of hours to transfer to Vancouver. The story of this journey is at visitingkim.tumblr.com.
This airport reminds me so much of Shanghai, down to the same long atriums with identical toilets and travellators. The smoking rooms are just as stinky when the doors open, and the announcements are reassuringly familiar. My thoughts are very much with Nicky, wherever she might be right now.)
BBQ'd yak
Two very different ents
The rush away from the lakes is because we've organised two fun things for this evening - visiting a Tibetan family and seeing a stage show. The family is first, and is a bit of a disappointment. We were both expecting to go to some small house and see a slice of traditional family life. I was expecting us to be one of only a few people there, in a real house with a real language barrier and everything. Instead it is a somewhat gaudy exercise in abrasively loud karaoke and slightly dodgy catering for perhaps two hundred people. After being given a white scarf and being made to walk around a pile of flag-bedecked stones, we are shown a portrait of the Lama and then taken into what could only be described as a big top and made to sit on excruciatingly low stools (no mean feat for a man in a leg brace). The mass-catered food that they serve was a reasonable distraction from the shrieking harridan they have as our compere. Clearly this is no family meal, it is a stage show with food on the side. I make a small note on my phone - "spring reverb in the work of the devil" - as this family clearly does not know how to make a nice sounding PA system. The peanut and yak milk tea is passable but the rest of the food is largely flavourless and cold. Well, everything apart from the barbecued yak, which was a damn fine bit of BBQing if I say so myself. As part of the entertainment I am picked on as the only white-skinned man in the crowd to mash the tea, which is a rather comical dance that resembles the funky chicken but also involves ramming a 4-foot pole into a container filled with the aforementioned peanuts whilst the whole crowd sings and claps. I rather enjoy myself. I think of my old ladyfriend Emma on Sentosa Island back in 1997 where she went dancing in front of the crowd when I didn't - she said "how can you be embarrassed when you will never see any of these people again?". Good advice that I still remember to this day when it comes to making a fool of myself. After an hour or so of interminable call-and-response, I am glad to leave. We instead head on to a Western style theatre for a Tibetan dance show. This is much more to my liking. I mention to Nicky how I can see I've been raised to expect entertainment in this sort of non-partitipatory fashion. My favourite from this show is the drayan lutes. There are maybe 30 players on stage playing these ornate and characterful string instruments and hearing so many together at once really worked well. There is also a fantastic dance from a troupe of devils that imitate a huge wobbly caterpillar. All in all well worth a trip.
Shacks by the water
Mucking about in costume
Fish in the dead lakes!
High water line, or life line?
Dead trees and clouds that bode
One end of the waterfall that we walked over, viewed from the bottom.
Prayer flags by the waterfalls
Long lake is long enough that we can't see the other end
More Blue Lakes
Day two of our time in the hills is in the Jiuzhaigo valley. This is much, much closer to our hotel, being a mere five or ten minutes away. I guess this is why our hotel was chosen for us. The entrance is a classic piece of hawkerish business - there is no way to go through to the entrance without passing down a huge corridor of shops all selling local curios and souvenirs, many of them identical between stalls. The only thing that catches my eye is a man with a lathe making horn combs right in front of us. It looks fun.
On the walk from the entrance pavilion, our guide Helen gets talking to another guide, a rather tall and dark-skinned guy with a scar on his chin but a nice smile. He is guiding for a family of Americans from Massachusetts. She explains to us that she calls him her "brother" because he and his wife had been so kind to her when she first came to the area. Apparently there is not a great deal to do up in the mountains so to have good friends is very important. They clearly get along well - it's always good to see people laugh as they do.
The Juizhaigou valley park is huge, and to see a fair amount in a day necessitates busses between the different legs of the area. Very broadly, the entrance is the bottom of a huge Y shape of three routes, with a central hub of shops and restaurants in the middle. The plan is to spend a little time in all three, and we start with the longest drive up to the top of Long Lake. We pass a network of otherworldly pools and lakes, almost all with this deep, deep aquamarine hue which I can only guess is some cobalt or copper based deposit. Whilst these pools look divine and resplendent with this utterly enchanting colour, almost all have the most eerie air of death around them. Tree trunks and branches just beneath the surface are calcified and lifeless like fossils. Tiny shrubs and moss clumps sprout from the tops of any trunks or branches that breach the surface, but nothing lives underneath. I can't help but think that this landscape would be worthy of a Tolkein novel, with enticing but fatal blue waters to torture the weary traveller.
Much like Long Cat, Long Lake is as it's name suggests. It curls away in front of us so we can't see the far shore at all. Obviously a first stop for tourists, there is a bevy of people trying to rent out traditional costumes for us to wear for photos, but we run down steps to the waters edge, where I swiftly layer up due to the tremendous cold. After briefly appreciating, we wander through the scrubby forest to another lake, this one slightly drained but still beautiful. Good photos are got, but the rest of this particular arm of the "Y" is sadly populated by wholly drained and empty lakes, with dusty paths criss-crossing their dry bases as if they'd been like this for some time. I imagine that some sort of water management is in effect to maximise the flow to their better attractions when meltwater is low.
(As an aside, I'm gently amused that with my leg brace combined with my somewhat large western frame I need to sit on the park's busses with my leg draped up over the wheel arches to be able to fit)
Our next stop is a huge expanse of shallow waterfall/water system that's only about a foot deep but all on a delicate incline through more scrub but with a duck-board bridge (without any guard rails) over it. Photo bliss, although I notice my battery is beginning to die on me. We cross the whole 150-200m of bridge a mere foot or so above the water, then are brought round to the base of the waterfall, which is a complex area with around a 10m drop on average. Ancient limestone at its very best.
Lunch back at the centre is on the balcony of a huge atrium, the bottom floor being given over to a market selling more local crafts and nik-naks from panda hats to back hammer/scratcher implements. Our guide has a problem with her pass so doesn't come in to eat with us, but the buffet is extensive and very good. There are even passable hot brown drinks :-)
After lunch we head up the second upper part of the "Y" to an area known as the Virgin Forest, but when we get there Nicky decides that trees aren't nearly as interesting as water, so we jump back on a bus and wind back past Arrow Head Lake (so called because of the shape) and Swan Lake (so called because there's a thin layer of grass over most of the surface that can hold the snow and keep it white much longer than any of the other lakes after winter has ended) to Peacock lake (so called because from above it has the shape of a peacock), also known as 5-colour lake (so called because the colour changes dramatically with the depth of this lake) where we finally crack and decide to dress up in the local finery and have our photos taken. It's a lot more fun that I thought it would be. We also walk past a darling couple of newlyweds having their wedding photos taken with this lake in the background. The guy gives me a great smile when I snap a photo of him having his photos taken. And you can't blame him, with surroundings like these. We make it to one more waterfall system but have no time to dawdle, as we've got fun things planned for the evening.
My First Tibetan Foot Massage
For the evening's entertainment we'd been offered an evening with a Tibetan Family or a stage show about Tibetan history, but at the last second mention is made about the possibility of a massage. Nicky is a big fan, so we instead stop at what looks like an entirely anonymous shopping centre and office block and are show round to a door to the right of the building and into a lift. Here we're taken into a most beautifully chintzy and overdecorated massage parlour on one of the upper floors. Well, I say overdecorated but I have never been in one before, so don't really have a benchmark to gauge it against. The walls have gold lines and decorations, the doors are ornate wooden carvings, every piece of material is brightly coloured and woven with metallic thread. We're led into a private room with two separate couches and I'm assigned a girl whilst Nicky gets a boy. This does not mean that I get it easier. She is insanely rough with the foot, pushing really hard on my tendons on the soles of my feet to the point where I can't let her continue. I vow that next time I have a Tibetan foot massage I'll ask them to go very, very easy on the pressure. However I am a fan of the bucket of hot water that's filled with red herbs and spices, not only because they make the feet feel good, but also because I'm sure anyone who has to come into close contact with my feet needs as much help in making them as vaguely human as possible. My girl doesn't bat an eyelid though, so I guess she may have seen worse. Which, honestly, doesn't bear thinking about.
Ornate details in the temples
An arch over the path to the blue pools
A temple nestles behind the blue pools in Huang Long National Park