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army | 18 | infp

[sixpenceee]

If you can see this, it is very important that you keep reading

Story by writechriswrite

This is Col. Jacob Wayne of the United States Air Force. If you’re reading this right now, it is very important that you keep reading until the end. It should take three to five minutes, and it is extremely important that you read carefully and follow the instructions provided.

Humor me if you must, but please don’t look away until you’ve finished reading. Oh, and please try to stay calm. Any increase in your stress levels will draw Their attention.

Keep reading

[c-apernoited]

this is so clever

[whofan26-deactivated20210212]

Really clever, I even got an email notification right when it said not to read them lol

[calliope-rising]

This was creepy. They mentioned pets, and my cats started meowing. They mentioned family or friends distracting you, and a car beeped outside. So clever! Too bad it’s all for naught…

[spinelesswhinybitch]

All of these did happen my good lord

[nefelibaticartist]

You trying to tell me I am in fact actually doomed, is this part of the programm

[ghostiesscripturient-deactivate]

Daaaamn. This was SUPER clever.

[kimseokjin]

“worldwide handsome, you know?”

[jinfesta]

a friend whenever, wherever

[ericnams-moved-deactivated20200]

you don’t have to like their music, but you can’t deny the incredible things bts are doing in the world and i, for one, am so proud and thankful for them and everything they do and especially the things they have done for me personally.

[seokjinies-deactivated20181222]

#BTSGRAMMY

[twoy-deactivated20210730]

“Like most people, I’ve made many and plenty mistakes in my life. I have many faults and I have many more fears, but I am going to embrace myself as hard as I can, and I’m starting to love myself gradually, just little by little. What is your name? Speak yourself.”

[honeystae-moved]

Hoseok asking Yoongi if he’s hot in his all black outfit and yoongi saying “no” and then namjoon saying “Asking him is pointless, you know” shouldn’t be so funny

[lovminho]

what idols say: we/i love you!

what they mean: thank you for supporting us and staying with us as we continue to work hard because you as fans mean a lot to us

what that DOESN’T mean: we belong to you

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[verssupremacy]

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

[doona-baes]

let’s make it happen #BTSGrammy

[honeystae-moved]

“HEY JIMMY! IM JIMIN!”

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

You know what I don’t get?  When fanfic authors apologize for long chapters.  It’s like?  You gave me bonus content, for free, and you’re sorry about it?  Bruh.  I have already named my firstborn after you.  Dude.

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

You know what else I don’t get?  When they apologize for short updates.  It’s like: look at these new words I gave you!  Sorry I didn’t give you even more free words.  Bro, that’s at least two words that I did not have yesterday.  For free.  Dude.  Thank you.

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

And another thing: when people drop out of nowhere with a surprise update and then apologize for it taking a while.  Like, dude, I wasn’t expecting anything, and you gave me words.  I thought this fic was abandoned, but wait: there’s more.  You just popped in and reminded me that this is a Good Fic that I should probably reread.  You made my goshdarn day.

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Basically fanfic writers are under no obligation to publish anything so when they do update it’s always a net positive because the story is longer now, and I have something to read, so thank you so much to everyone who writes fic at whatever pace or quantity they want.

[jjeongukks]

memorable bts lyrics: just one day, 2014

[jihopetual-archive]

h-hey what the fuck

[luvmaze-bts]

driver hoseok looks so damn good 

[apricops]

Couples that tolerate each other’s endless endless rambling are a powerful and beautiful force for good

[apricops]

me, excitedly: so by Le Chatelier’s principle, no reaction ever truly ‘stops,’ it just reaches a point where it proceeds in both directions at the same rate for a net change of zero, which

my gf, knowing she’ll get to talk about glass-blowing techniques next: mhm, I see, interesting

[7biases]

THIS THREAD DESERVES AN AWARD!!

cr.(x)