Here you go! Death of a Bachelor inspired starters! No one ask for these but I wanted to do them.
“ Tonight we are victorious. ”
“ All my friends were glorious. ”
“ Let me be your killer king. ”
“ It hurts until it stops. ”
“ My touch is black and poisonous. “
“ I know you need it. “
“ Do you feel it? “
“ Drink the wine. “
“ We gotta turn up the crazy. “
“ I taste like magic. “
“ Fifty words for murder and I’m every one of them. “
Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time
“ It’s a hell of a feeling though. “
“ Who are these people? “
“ There’s no such thing as getting out of hand. “
“ Memories tend to just pop up. “
“ I don’t think I’ll ever get enough. “
“ Champagne, cocaine, gasoline, and most things in between. “
“ This night is heating up. “
“ Don’t threaten me with a good time. “
“ Now I wish I could find my clothes. “
“ I lost my mind in a wedding gown. “
“ I’m a scholar and a gentleman, and I usually don’t fall when I try to stand. “
“ I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt, but I make these high heels work. “
“ I told you time and time again, I’m not as think as you drunk I am. “
“ I think we’ve had enough. “
“ A moment you’ll never remember, and a night you’ll never forget. “
“ Show praise with your body. “
“ Stand up, sing hallelujah. “
“ Say your prayers. “
“ My life started the day I got caught under the covers with secondhand lovers.”
“ Who was I trying to be? “
“ The time for being sad is over. “
“ I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing. “
“ Stop thinking about the bullets from my mouth. “
“ I love the things you hate about yourself. “
“ Who were you trying to be? “
“ No one wants you when you have no heart. “
“ So let’s try. “
“ Finders keepers, losers weepers. “
“ Welcome to the end of eras. “
“ Done my time and served my sentence. “
“ Dress me up and watch me die. “
“ If it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine. “
“ You just might see a ghost tonight. “
“ And if you don’t know now you know. “
“ I’m taking back the crown. “
“ I see what’s mine and take it. “
“ I am so much more than Royal. “
“ Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die. “
“ Welcome to my world of fun. “
“ Do I look lonely? “
“ People have told me I don’t look the same. ”
“ Pull my heart out my chest so that you can see it too. “
“ How do I live? “
“ How do I live the death of a bachelor? ”
“ The death of a bachelor seems so fitting for happy ever after. “
“ How could I ask for more? “
“ A lifetime of laughter at the expense of the death of a bachelor. “
“ I’m cutting my mind off. “
“ It feels like my heart is going to burst. “
“ And when you think of me am I the best you’ve ever had? “
“ Share one more drink with me. “
“ Smile even though you’re sad. “
“ Night in my dreams you dance on a tightrope of weird ,but when I wake up you’re so normal that you just disappear. “
“ There’s no residue of a torture inside your eyes. “
“ She said you’re just like Mike Love , but you wanna be Brian Wilson .”
“ If crazy equals genius then I’m a fucking arsonist, I’m a rocket scientist. “
“ You can set yourself on fire but you’re never gonna burn. “
“ You can set yourself on fire but you’re never gonna learn. “
” Darlin’, you know how the wine plays tricks on my tongue, but you don’t seem to change when you stuff all of your feelings with drugs. “
“ The cut of your love never hurts, Baby, it’s a sweet butter knife. “
“ You got two black eyes from loving too hard. “
“ I wouldn’t change you. “
“ I wouldn’t ever try to make you leave. “
“ Static palms melt your vibe. “
“ Drinking white wine in the blushing light. “
“ Just another LA Devotee. “
“ Sunsets on the evil eye. “
“ I’m always on the hunt for a little more time. ”
“ You got bleached out eyes from the valley sand. “
“ I couldn’t ever try to make you see. “
“ I found a pile of Polaroids. “
“ They were sexy looking back from a night that time forgot. “
“ Boy, he was something, debonair in 1979. “
“ Oh don’t you wonder when the light begins to fade? “
“ We’re growing older just the same. “
“ All the memories that we make will never change. “
“ We’ll stay drunk, we’ll stay tan, let the love remain. “
“ I swear that I’ll always paint you? “
“ The decades might’ve washed it out. “
“ Time can never break your heart but it’ll take the pain away.”
“ Right now our future’s certain, I won’t let it fade away. “
“ Golden days… “
The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty
“ Truth is that it was always going to end. “
“ I took a market of filth, and sold it like summer. “
“ True all of the good girls act so good ‘til one of them doesn’t wait their turn. “
“ Turn the memory to stone, and carve your shoulder. “
“ Hey holy roller. “
“ If you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch, make it a good one. “
“ And if you wanna make it through the night you better say my name like, the good, the bad, and the dirty. “
“ I know what it’s like to have to trade the ones that you love for the ones you hate. “
“ I don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education. “
“ There’s only two ways that these things can go. “
“ I got the final judgement. “
“ And you been gone so long, I forgot what you feel like, but I’m not gonna think about that right now. “
“ I’m not gonna think about that right now. “
“ I’m gonna keep getting underneath you. “
“ All our friends want us to fall in love. “
“ If you’re a lover, you should know the lonely moments just get lonelier the longer you’re in love than if you were alone. “
“ Memories turn into daydreams. “
“ I don’t want to be afraid. “
“ Baby we built this house on memories. “
“ Promise me a place in your house of memories. “
“ I think of you from time to time more than I thought I would. “
“ You were just too kind and I was too young to know that’s all that really matters. “
“ I was a fool. “
“ Those thoughts of past lovers, they’ll always haunt me.”
“ I wish I could believe you’d never wrong me. “
“ Then will you remember me in the same way as I remember you? ”
Legit feel free to add this impossible year to the end of any of these.
“ There’s no sunshine this impossible year. “
“ Only black days and sky grey and clouds full of fear and storms full of sorrow that won’t disappear. “
“ Just typhoons and monsoons. “
“ There’s no good times. “
“ Just a beachfront of bad blood and a coast that’s unclear. “
“ All the guests at the party, they’re so insincere. “
“ They just intrude and exclude. “
“ There’s no you and me. “
“ Only heartache and heartbreak and gin made of tears. “
“ The bitter pill I swallow the scars souvenir that tattoo, your last bruise. “
“ There’s never air to breathe. “
“ There’s never in-betweens. “
“ These nightmares always hang on past the dream. “
“ There’s no sunshine, there’s no you and me, there’s no good times. “
“ This impossible year… “
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